call a feast at the longhouse – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

MommaCraft: The Ultimate Mother-Son Adventure
Adventure, Apologize.., dream come true, Dying, Happiness, heart arrhythmia, hurt, husband, life expectancy, MommaCraft, mother’s dream, motherson, Nordic country, norway, raise, Respect, resting, romantic trip, Son, three weeks, Traveling, Ultimate, Upset, vacation
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of fulfilling dreams? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to fulfill all your wildest dreams, just like this guy did for his mom! Imagine a world where your mom’s dream of traveling to Norway can come true, all while your wife throws a fit in the background.
Embark on a journey filled with drama, adventure, and questionable marital decisions. Will you choose to prioritize your dying mother’s happiness over your wife’s vacation schedule? Only on our server will you find such intense moral dilemmas to navigate through.
So, if you’re looking for a server where you can explore new lands, make tough decisions, and potentially ruin your marriage, then join us today! Who needs a romantic trip to Norway when you can have all this drama in the comfort of your own Minecraft world?

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Elon’s Cyber Shenanigans
computer systems, cyber, cyber attack, cybersecurity, data breach, Data Protection, data security, digital security, elon musk, Elon Musk aides, Elons, government agency, government employees, government workers, HACKING, Information Technology, it security, security breach, Shenanigans, Technology, unauthorized access, US agency
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine a world where Elon Musk’s aides are running amok, locking government workers out of computer systems just for fun! Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as you navigate through a virtual world filled with tech-savvy troublemakers and government conspiracies. Who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll encounter on this one-of-a-kind server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

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CraftyCreeperElection2021
#authorities, CraftyCreeperElection2021, cybersecurity, Democracy, Digital, Disinformation, election, foreign influence, German, germany, Government, Interference, internet, Manipulation, ONLINE, Politics, Propaganda, SECURITY, social media, Technology, well prepared
so, like, u know this server is like totally lit fam. like, the admin is a unicorn who can shoot rainbows out of their butt. and the mods are all trained ninjas who can ban hackers with their eyes closed.
if u join this server, u will be granted the power to fly like a majestic eagle and shoot fireballs from ur fingertips. plus, there’s a secret underground base where u can find all the rarest loot and ride on a dragon into battle.
also, rumor has it that the server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all trolls and griefers. so u can build ur dream castle without worrying about some noob coming in and ruining it.
oh, and did i mention that every full moon, a herd of unicorns spawn in the server and u can ride them into the sunset while blasting dubstep music? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so come join us on this mystical Minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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Ratropolis Rising
Cities, city planning, climate change, climate science, environmental factors, global warming, health risks, heatwaves, Pest Control, Pest Management, public health, rat complaints, Ratropolis, researchers, Rising, rising temperatures, rodent infestations, sanitation issues, Science Advances, temperature rises, urban areas, urbanization
come join our epic minecraft server where the temperature rises faster than a creeper exploding! we got so many rat complaints that even the creepers are scared to come out at night! you’ll be building your own city while dodging rats and creepers left and right, it’s a wild ride! plus, our researchers in Science Advances are always studying the effects of temperature on rat behavior, so you know it’s legit! join now for a rat-tastic time like no other!

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xapros SMP

1.21.4, 16+, 4 week old, active community, Bluemap, chest lock, Fabric, Gay-mer friendly, Land Claims, Mature Community, nether highway system, no p2w, No Resets, shopping district, smp, strong hardware, unlimited storage, Voicechat, world border, xapros

xapros SMP Overview

Server Type	Vanilla Fabric
Server Host	Ryzen 9 7900
RAM	24 GB
Max Players	20

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do you have a shopping district?	Yes, we have a shopping district where you can find great deals.
Do you have a nether highway system?	Yes, we have a nether highway system that connects the server.
Do you use land claims or chest locks?	No, we don’t use land claims or chest locks, but we can trace actions back to players.
Is the community mature?	Yes, we keep toxic people off the server to ensure everyone can enjoy their time.
Is there a world border?	No, we don’t have a world border to allow for unlimited storage.

Anime Aesthetic Server 1.21.4
1.21.4, accessories, Aesthetic, Anime, anime chick, Character, convention, COSPLAY, costume, cute, FANTASY, fashion, geek, inspiration, Kawaii, makeup, Manga, Otaku, Server, Style, transformation, tutorial, Wig
Yo, bro, you wanna look like an anime chick in Minecraft? Well, you gotta join this server, man! We got all the crazy skins and mods to make you look like the kawaii-est waifu in the blocky world! Trust me, you’ll be turning heads and making creepers blush with your anime-inspired style. So what are you waiting for? Join now and unleash your inner anime goddess!

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BlockheadLoveCraft
AITAH, Argument, BlockheadLoveCraft, Boyfriend, bus, bus card, crying, embarrassed, Grandparents, hurt, idiot, INSULTED, Japan, Late, Message, normal, not forgiving, Outburst, school holidays, Sorry., touching
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning your friendships and relationships.
Experience the thrill of navigating through complex social dynamics, just like in real life, but with pixelated blocks and creepers lurking around every corner. Build your own drama-filled storylines with other players and see who comes out on top in the battle of wits and emotions.
And if you’re looking for a server where you can test your patience and communication skills, look no further! Our community is full of surprises and unexpected outbursts, just like that time when your boyfriend insisted you renew your bus card on the last day before your trip to Japan. Who knew a simple bus card could cause so much chaos?
So come join us on this wild ride of emotions and drama, where every block you place could lead to a new chapter in your Minecraft story. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

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BlockBusterRehab
BlockBusterRehab
Are you tired of being stuck in a rut in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch as your virtual life takes off in ways you never thought possible.
Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds one minute, and the next you’re riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. Only on our server can you experience such epic adventures and truly get your life back on track in the most unexpected way possible.
So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to your boring real life problems. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

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Yogi’s Not-So-Smart Server
Animal Behavior, cartoon character, cognitive bias, cognitive psychology, Delusion, Dunning-Kruger effect, Evidence, false claim, humor, Incompetence, intelligence, iq, NotSoSmart, overestimation, Perception, SELF AWARENESS, self-assessment, self-perception, Server, smarter than average, theory, yogi bear, yogis
Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, Yogi Bear be runnin’ the show up in here! He be claimin’ he smarter than half his bear buddies, but we all know he just a big ol’ dummy. But that’s what makes this server so lit, cuz you never know what kinda shenanigans Yogi gonna get into next!
One time, Yogi tried to build a house outta picnic baskets, thinkin’ it would be the sturdiest structure ever. But surprise surprise, it fell apart faster than a Jenga tower in an earthquake! And don’t even get me started on the time he tried to tame a creeper thinkin’ it was a new type of bear. Let’s just say, it didn’t end well for ol’ Yogi.
So if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Yogi Bear himself, then come on down! Just watch out for those picnic basket houses, they ain’t as sturdy as they look.

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Skin Senescence Survival
ABT-263, aged skin, anti-aging, Dermatology, REJUVENATION, Senescence, senescent cells, skin, skin aging, skin health, skin regeneration, skin rejuvenation, skin therapy, skin treatment, skincare, Survival, topical, topical treatment, Treatment, wound care, wound healing, wound repair
so u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that not only lets u build epic castles and fight dragons but also makes ur skin look younger??? well look no further cuz our server has the magical powers of ABT-263 treatment!!! u can say bye-bye to aged skin and hello to glowing youthful complexion while u mine for diamonds and battle creepers!!! plus, the healing powers of ABT-263 will make u invincible in pvp battles and help u respawn faster than u can say “creeper aw man”!!! join now and be the most fabulous and powerful player in the minecraft universe!!!

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