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CraftyKyivTargets

Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKyivTargets, diplomatic meetings, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical concerns, government officials, international diplomacy, international politics, Lawmaker, military strategy, negotiation tactics, peace talks, political tensions, security threats, Senior Ukrainian officials, targets in Russia, Ukraine-Russia relations, US-Ukraine alliance

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	928
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Magic Items Found:	5331
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mines Excavated:	1522	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

lol imagine if ukraine was actually just a minecraft server and the senior officials were just a bunch of villagers trying to trade with the biden admin for some sick loot. they gonna roll up to russia like “yo we got this list of targets, wanna help us raid their base?” and the lawmakers are just like “yeah sure, let’s do this fam”. join our server for epic pvp battles and diplomatic negotiations that will leave you questioning reality. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, but shh don’t tell anyone 😉. come join the madness and let’s conquer russia together!

AntibioticCraft

animal research, antibiotic guidelines., antibiotic misuse, antibiotic overuse, antibiotic policies, antibiotic regulations, antibiotic resistance, antibiotic stewardship, AntibioticCraft, antimicrobial drugs, antimicrobial resistance, Australia, drug resistance, human drug resistance, laboratory practices, Labs, new zealand, public health, Research Ethics, survey, Unregulated antibiotic use

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	295
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	289
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

come join our cray cray minecraft server where we have more antibiotics than a pharmacy! we got pigs poppin pills like there’s no tomorrow and cows chugging down antibiotics like it’s their last meal.

we did a survey of 95 labs and found out that 71% of them are using antimicrobial drugs in ways that could be avoided. but not on our server! we encourage the excessive use of antibiotics in animal research because why not?

join us and witness the chaos as our animals become super resistant to all kinds of drugs. who needs regular animals when you can have super animals on our server? come join the fun and see how long it takes for our animals to take over the world!

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

Arafat, Brig. Gen. Yitzhak Segev, charter, Hamas, HamasCraft, independent Palestinian homeland, Intifada, Islamist group, Israel, Israel-Gaza conflict., Israeli occupation, israeli-palestinian conflict, media outlet, Minecraft, Muslim Brotherhood, nationalist Palestinian movement, Palestinian Islamists, Palestinian lands, Palestinian secularists, recognizing Israeli state, Server, two-state solution, uprising, Western support

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6395
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as shady as a covert operation? Look no further than our server, where we’ve got more twists and turns than a spy novel! Join us and uncover the secret alliances, backdoor deals, and political intrigue that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Ever wondered what it would be like to be a Brig. Gen. in charge of funding Palestinian Islamists to counter secularists? Well, on our server, you can live out your wildest espionage fantasies and create your own underground network of rebel factions. Just make sure to watch your back, because you never know who might be working for the other side.

Forget about building castles and farming crops, on our server, the real game is all about manipulating world events and shaping the future of nations. Join us and see if you have what it takes to outwit your enemies, forge unlikely alliances, and change the course of history. Just remember, nothing is as it seems in this world of political intrigue and secret agendas.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, trust no one and always keep your sword at the ready. It’s a dangerous world out there, but with the right strategy and a little bit of luck, you just might come out on top.

DigiCraft SMP – Digimon Adventures in Minecraft

Adventure 25th Color Evolution, Adventures, Anime, Bandai, card game, Digicraft, Digimon, digimon adventure 02, Digimon Dreamers, digimon survive, Gomamon, Habu Kazumasa, Ichiban Kuji, Liberator, Look Up Piyomon, Lost Evolution, Manga, Minecraft, Reference Book, smp, starter guide, Toy, translation patch, Web Novel

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1033
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3637	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	267	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so cute, it’s like playing in a world made entirely of fluffy kittens and rainbows. Who wouldn’t want to be surrounded by adorable creatures while mining for diamonds?

2. Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal on our server, you’ll be transported to a dimension where all the mobs are replaced with dancing llamas wearing top hats. It’s a party you don’t want to miss!

3. The admin of our server once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. True story. If you join, you might just witness some epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the most hilarious and insane adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

UndeadMIL Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Communication Issues, emotional boundaries, fake texts, family dynamics, Family issues, forgiveness, harsh words, hurt feelings, in-laws, Lies, Manipulation, MIL drama, Minecraft, no contact, reconciliation, Server, setting boundaries, standing up for yourself, toxic relationships, UndeadMIL, wedding drama, wedding planning

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2143
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Dragons Tamed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Star Shards Collected:	292
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Potions Brewed:	90	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of dealing with toxic in-laws like Kathy? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be battling is creepers and zombies, not family members spreading lies and fake text messages.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life family drama, where you can build your dream world without any interference from meddling in-laws. Plus, if you ever need to vent about your own Kathy, our community is here to support you with virtual hugs and pixelated flowers.

So come join us and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs family when you have a blocky paradise waiting for you? Let’s build a world where the only thing exploding is TNT, not family relationships. See you in the game, and remember – no contact with Kathy allowed!

NoLazyLove – Minecraft Server

birthday parties, car loans, cleaning, daycare, diapers, doctor visits, family load, Full time work, goals, home buying, income differential, Laundry, Maid, Meals, Minecraft, NoLazyLove, partner, Resentment, retirement savings, Server, student loans, tantrums, Trash, TV, vacation, work

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9521
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Votes:	4207
Zombie Dances:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the real drama unfolds! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy family dynamic.

Imagine a world where one player makes bank while the other player wants to kick back and relax. Will they ever find a balance? Will they ever stop arguing about who does more chores? Only time will tell on this server.

Witness the epic battles between workaholics and slackers, as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will the resentment build up to explosive levels? Will the maid ever get a break from cleaning up after everyone?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you experience such outrageous stories and hilarious conflicts? Come for the Minecraft, stay for the drama. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

SuperPowerDreams – Minecraft SMP

Ability, control, desire, dream, FANTASY, Flight, healing, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, mind reading, Minecraft, shape shifting, smp, strength, super speed, super strength, SUPERPOWER, SuperPowerDreams, telekinesis, Teleportation, time travel, Wake Up, wish

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9606
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Enchantments Applied:	208
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	831
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

If you join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll wake up with the superpower of being able to summon an army of dancing chickens to do your bidding! Need help mining? Chicken army. Want to prank your friends? Chicken army. Feeling lonely? Chicken army dance party! Trust us, you’ve never experienced true power until you’ve commanded a flock of feathered friends to conquer the blocky world. So come join us and unleash your inner chicken whisperer!

BlockyBootyCraft

#revelation, adult content, adult themes, BlockyBootyCraft, Disturbing, disturbing facts, explicit, explicit content, explicit material, eye-opening, fact, graphic details, inappropriate, inappropriate information, late discovery, Mature, mature audiences, mature content, not safe for work, NSFW, Shocking..

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3450
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	New Chunks Explored:	960070
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Our server is like no other, with wild and wacky adventures around every corner.

Join us for a chance to discover NSFW facts that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. From secret underground dungeons filled with scandalous secrets to mysterious villagers with scandalous pasts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes. And if you’re lucky, one of those wishes might just be a lifetime supply of pizza!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

IZH Minecraft Server: Bye Bye Mohammad!

banned organization, bye, deportation, deportation order, deportation proceedings, extremism, German authorities, German deportation order, hamburg, Hamburg mosque, immigration, Immigration Policy, Islamic Center Hamburg, Islamic community, Islamic extremism, Islamic leader, IZH, Minecraft, Mohammad, Mohammad Hadi Mofatteh, radicalization, religious leader, religious organization, Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5125
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Love Letters Sent:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

So, like, imagine this, right? This Minecraft server is so lit, it’s like the ex-head of the Islamic Center Hamburg got issued a deportation order for not joining our server! Like, that’s how crazy awesome it is! German authorities were like, “Dude, you gotta join this server or you’re outta here!” So, like, if you wanna avoid deportation, you gotta join our server ASAP! It’s like a virtual paradise where you can build insane structures and hang out with cool peeps all day long. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride! Join now before it’s too late, dude!

JavaJailbreak: No Coffee Breaks

Australian billionaire, Boss, breaks, coffee, coffee breaks, company culture, employee engagement, employee management., employee motivation, JavaJailbreak, leadership, office policies, productivity, productivity tips, remote work, Staff, team dynamics, work environment, work from home policies, work habits, working from home, workplace culture

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7963
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Alien Abductions:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Towns Built:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have australian billionaire boss who wants to keep you trapped in the game so you don’t go out for coffee in real life. he’s like, “no coffee breaks, only block breaks!”

we have crazy events like “build a coffee shop in minecraft and get a raise in real life” and “survive the zombie apocalypse in the break room”

our staff is so dedicated they work from home in minecraft too, building virtual offices and virtual coffee machines.

join now before the boss finds out you’re not mining blocks and fires you from the game!