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Monthly Thang Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	658
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Yo, listen up fam! If you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you missing out big time! We got more drama than a soap opera, I’m telling you. Last week, Steve stole all of Alex’s diamonds and tried to blame it on a creeper. Like, come on bro, we all saw you sneaking around with that pickaxe!

But that’s not even the best part. Our monthly events are straight fire, no cap. We had a build battle where someone tried to recreate the Eiffel Tower but ended up with a giant blocky chicken instead. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP tournaments. I saw a pig take down a fully geared player with nothing but a carrot. It was wild, y’all.

So if you want in on the action, hit us up. Just be prepared for some serious shenanigans and a whole lot of laughs. And remember, on this Minecraft SMP, anything goes. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to steal your loot. Ain’t nobody got time for that!

Rent & Bills Minecraft Server

Agreement, aita, bills, Caring, Communication, compromise, discussion, equality, finances, full-time, Minecraft, part time, relationship, Rent, Server, Sickness, SPLIT, Support, Understanding, UNFAIR, university course, work anxiety

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8950
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and outrageous stories.

Just like this player who refused to change how bills are split with their girlfriend! Will you stand your ground like this player, or will you be the supportive partner who helps them through tough times? Join now and find out!

Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a similar situation where you have to navigate tricky conversations and stand your ground. Or maybe you’ll just build a giant castle and have a blast with your friends. Either way, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained!

BoomerRageCraft

BoomerRageCraft, Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Expectations, family, Frustration, generational differences, Home ownership, House, maintenance, parents, plumbing issues, renovation, rental options, responsibilities, septic tank, stress, well water system

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1982
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	258	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Potions Brewed:	194
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your in-laws living in your house? Look no further! Our server is like living in a virtual world where everything breaks down just like your water pump, furnace, and garage door in real life!

Join us for a wild ride where the sewer line might break next, but at least you won’t have to clean up any actual sewage puddles! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you want to book a room in a motel just to escape the madness (but don’t worry, we won’t judge if you do).

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as your parents moving into your house without warning, come join us! Just remember, we can’t promise your in-game parents won’t hide any broken blocks from you, but at least you won’t have to deal with any real-life septic tank disasters. See you in the game!

CraftyChicksServer

Boys, Challenges, Communication, CraftyChicksServer, Differences, Difficulties, emotions, experiences, gender differences, Girls, Insights, misconceptions, Opinions, Perspectives, perspectives on gender., reddit, relationships, society, Stereotypes, Understanding

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7469
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Towns Built:	7	Enchantments Applied:	192
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Hey gamers, are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of girl power!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to explain redstone contraptions to clueless boys who just can’t seem to grasp the concept. Watch as they struggle to understand why you need to build a mob farm or automate your farms for maximum efficiency.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic battles between rival factions led by fierce female leaders. Will you join the Pink Pigtails or the Purple Princesses? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious girl drama along the way.

So come on, join our server and show those boys who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

EUtopiaCraft

EU Membership, EU referendum, european union, EUtopiaCraft, Government, Iceland, Iceland EU debate, Iceland EU decision, Iceland EU future, Iceland EU integration, Iceland EU membership, Iceland EU negotiations, Iceland EU policy, Iceland EU referendum, Iceland EU relations, Iceland EU vote, Iceland government, Iceland government decision, Iceland politics, Politics, referendum

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8190
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Towns Built:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness. like seriously, u can build ur own castle made out of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil zombie llamas.

oh and get this, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples somewhere in the map. but beware, cuz there’s a group of evil chickens guarding it with their sharp beaks and deadly clucks.

and if u think dat’s cool, just wait til u hear about the annual potato festival we have every year. u can dress up as a potato and participate in potato-themed mini games like potato sack races and potato toss. it’s like a spud-tacular party u don’t wanna miss.

so what r u waitin for? come join dis server and let’s have a blast together. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the king of the potato kingdom.

Advanced Monkey Business Server

Advanced, Business, Do, Everything.., just, LITERALLY, long tail tags, MONKEY, monkey business, Server, tags

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3485
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	493	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Buildings Constructed:	44
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

join dis server if u wanna experience da most wild and wacky shenanigans in minecraft history. we got monkeys runnin around buildin random stuff, throwin poop at each other, and causin chaos wherever they go. if u wanna be part of dis crazy world, den join us and embrace da madness. u never know what u gonna find around da corner, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be bananas! so come on over and join da fun, cuz everything we do is literally just advanced monkey business.

Fully Vanilla Minecraft Server

ATTRACTIONS, Builds, Community, Discord, Events, fight club, Fully, Griefing, Habitable, History, Minecraft, nether roof, Phantoms, Pure, PvP, rules, Scamming.., semi anarchy, Server, server owner, Spawn, Stable, Survival, TOWN, unmodified, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4439
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Anarchy Network Minecraft Server

Brief Overview

Server Type	Semi-Anarchy
IP Address	AnarchyNetwork.net
Features	Unmodified survival experience, no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W, allowed Griefing/PvP/Scamming
World Border	1 Million blocks (2Mx2M)
Phantoms	Completely removed
Nether Roof Access	Allowed

FAQs

Q: Who maintains the Anarchy Network Minecraft Server?

A: The server is maintained by the owner, Snakeaim.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are four main rules: 1) Keep the chat civil, 2) No exploits or hacked clients, 3) No duping items (TNT dupe is allowed), 4) No lag machines or deliberate overuse of server resources.

Q: Can I teleport on the server?

A: You can teleport within a 200 block radius of spawn by using the /spawn command. Use this at your own risk as there are no spawn protections.

Q: Can I access the Nether roof?

A: Yes, Nether roof access is allowed on the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for Anarchy Network?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

Frosty Dreaming Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, celebration, christmas, cultural diversity, Cultural traditions, DECEMBER, dreaming, family gatherings, festive decorations, festive season, frosty, gift giving, Hannakuh, holiday festivities, holiday season, holiday spirit, holiday traditions, Land, media coverage, Multiculturalism, religious holidays, religious observance, social norms, winter holidays

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4908
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Crops Grown:	3277
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mines Excavated:	4445	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Divine Spears Created:	27	Runes Activated:	6

Yo, bros and broettes, forget about the mainstream servers that pretend Christmas doesn’t exist! Join our server where we embrace the holiday spirit all year round because we’re rebels like that. Plus, we have a secret underground Santa’s workshop where you can craft all the presents your heart desires. It’s like a festive conspiracy theory come to life, man. Who needs reality when you can have a jolly good time on our server? Join now and let’s spread some holiday cheer, Minecraft style!

Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP

dad, desire, Drama, EYES, eyes wide shut, FANTASY, forbidden love, Marriage, Masks, Minecraft, movie night, Mystery, Nicole Kidman, Provocative, Psychological, puts, secret society, seduction, sexual tension, shut, smp, stanley kubrick, temptation, Thriller, Tom Cruise, wide

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	897
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	105	Players Killed by Monsters:	4466
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it actually launched them into another dimension where they had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes. And don’t even get me started on the annual llama rodeo competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just remember, anything can happen when dad puts on Eyes Wide Shut.

HubbylessGiftsCraft

appreciation, christmas gifts, Communication, compromise, Effort, exhaustion, Expectations, family, Friends, gift giving, Help, HubbylessGiftsCraft, husband, Marriage, Pregnancy, Presents, relationships, shopping, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5259
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮