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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 2222 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 8 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Ores Mined: | 2982 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Villages Defended: | 5 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
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