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Minecraft SMP – /poe 2g/ – Path of Exile 2 General

507388120, Bricked, Early Access Key, Exile, FAQ, Game Database, general, Global 1488, Ingame Chat Channel, Ladder, Launch Live Updates, Minecraft, patch notes, Path, Path of Exile 2, PoE, smp, Trade Site, Wiki

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8491
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Towns Built:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Emeralds Found:	3956	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience.

Patch Notes? Who needs ’em! We make up our own rules as we go along. Launch Live Updates? We prefer to keep things spontaneous and unexpected. Buy Early Access Key? Nah, just show up and we’ll let you in if you can survive our challenges.

Our server is so wild, it’s like a mix of Path of Exile and Minecraft on steroids. Trade Site? We trade with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Ladder? Climb to the top by defeating the Ender Dragon blindfolded. Wiki? We don’t need no stinkin’ Wiki, we learn by trial and error.

Join our server now and enter the Ingame Chat Channel /global 1488Bricked, where the real madness happens. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where every block you break could lead to a hilarious disaster. See you in the game, if you dare!

SickmasSquadCraft

aita, anxiety, Bronchitis, christmas, cough, covid, covid infection, depression, family, Fever, health, health anxiety, infection, influenza, Loneliness, overreacting, sick family, SickmasSquadCraft, train station

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4136
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Runes Activated:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ores Mined:	9835
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for outrageous fun and insane stories that will make you forget all about your health anxiety and family woes.

Explore our virtual world and build your own grandpa-proof fortress to keep out infectious diseases. Who needs a family Christmas when you can have a block-tastic holiday with us?

Don’t worry about missing out on real-life celebrations, because on our server, every day is a party! So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the LOLs begin!

BrokeBoiMC SMP

BrokeBoiMC, Childhood, disadvantaged, economic hardship, financial insecurity, financial instability, financial struggle, generational poverty, humble beginnings, lack of resources, limited opportunities, living conditions, low-income, POVERTY, poverty indicators, poverty signs, poverty stereotypes, poverty stigma, smp, social class, socioeconomic status, upbringing

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1134
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mines Excavated:	2056	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Zombie Dances:	9

OMG, so like, you can totally tell someone grew up poor if they don’t have a diamond pickaxe in Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, if they’re still using a wooden pickaxe, you know they were living in a dirt shack with no windows or doors. And if they’re walking around in leather armor instead of diamond armor, you just know they were eating dirt for dinner every night.

But like, don’t worry, our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to flex on all those poor kids. We have so many diamonds that we use them as currency, and our base is literally made out of solid gold blocks. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted gear and rare items that we stole from the Ender Dragon.

So if you want to join the coolest, richest, and most epic Minecraft SMP ever, just hit us up and we’ll hook you up with a mansion made out of emerald blocks and a pet dragon that breathes fire. Don’t be a poor noob, join us and become a Minecraft legend! #richgang #diamondsfordays #emeraldeverything

PingCraft: Phone Alert Edition

ALERT, Beep, best, Buzz, cell phone, Communication, device, Digital, Edition, electronic, Melody, mobile, Music, notification sound, Phone, PingCraft, Ring, ringtone, Sound, Technology, text message, Tone

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7699
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Void Gems Collected:	28	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25

Are you tired of boring old notification sounds on your phone? Well, imagine a whole Minecraft server filled with the most hilarious and outrageous notification sounds you can think of! Join us and experience the joy of hearing a cat meowing every time someone sends you a message or a fart noise when you get a friend request. It’s a notification sound extravaganza that will have you laughing for hours on end! So come on, join our server and never have a dull moment again!

CraftyChristmasFires

anti-Christian violence, christmas tree, CraftyChristmasFires, cultural destruction, extremist groups, Fire, Greek Orthodox town, human rights violations, international news, Middle East conflict, minority rights, Political unrest, religious extremism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, Syria, Terrorism, Turkey-backed jihadists, Vandalism, War Crimes

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6772
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Emeralds Found:	835
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ores Mined:	5490	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Star Shards Collected:	101	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s lit like a Christmas tree set on fire by Turkey-backed jihadists in a Greek Orthodox town! We got mobs crazier than those jihadists, and our PvP battles are more intense than a turkey dinner on Thanksgiving!

Join us and build the most epic bases you’ve ever seen, but watch out for those sneaky griefers trying to ruin your day. And don’t even get me started on our events – we once had a giant turkey boss that dropped diamond loot for days!

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Syria drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in our Minecraft world? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Fluoride IQ Boost Server

Boost, brain development, cognitive development., cognitive function, drinking water, environmental health, Fluoridated water, fluoride, health benefits, intelligence, IQ levels, IQ score, mental health, neurodevelopment, neurological effects, Neurotoxicity, public health, research study, Server, Water, water fluoridation, water quality

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1004
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Potions Brewed:	55	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

so, like, you know how everyone is always like “fluoride in water is bad for your brain”? well, turns out it actually makes you smarter! like, this one study found that people who drink fluoridated water have, like, higher IQ scores and stuff. so, like, if you wanna be a genius and build epic stuff in minecraft, you gotta join our server! we have the smartest players around, thanks to all that fluoride in the water. come join us and level up your brain power while crafting some seriously awesome creations. who knew drinking water could make you a minecraft mastermind? come see for yourself on our server!

Islands of Arcadia

Arcadia, brand new, Brewery, Community Projects, Creative, Custom Map, Diplomacy, Discord, Economy, Factions, friendly community, ip address, Islands, Koth, Movecraft, Nation building, new, PvP, Roleplay, smp, Survival, Veinminer, weekly events

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3750
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Islands of Arcadia Server Overview

Features	Description
Cross play	Java and bedrock players can join the server
Friendly community	Welcoming and supportive environment
Custom map	Great for building your nation
Roleplay	Engage in immersive storytelling
Diplomacy	Form alliances and negotiate with other players
Plugins	Includes Towny, KOTH, Movecraft, Brewery, Veinminer

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join using the following IP and port: 104.234.139.45:25578

Q: Is the server only for Java players?

A: No, both Java and bedrock players can play on the server.

Q: How do I get started with building my nation?

A: Explore the custom map and find a suitable location to establish your nation. Use the Towny plugin to claim land and expand your territory.

Q: Can I participate in roleplay on the server?

A: Yes, roleplay is encouraged on Islands of Arcadia. Create unique characters and stories for an immersive experience.

Q: Are there any rules I should be aware of?

A: Be respectful to other players, follow the server guidelines, and avoid griefing or cheating. Refer to the Discord server for full rules and guidelines.

For more information and updates, join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/mKevUJ843S

Abyssal Explorers 1.21.4

1.21.4, 3rd person shooter, abyssal, alien insects, co-op, companion, contested planets, cooperation, Explorers, Galaxy, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, Liberation, Magicka, News, Patch, PlayStation, procedurally generated, PvE, Robots, spread democracy, squad-based, Steam, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Wiki

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5365
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8152
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like HELLDIVERS but in blocky form! Imagine fighting off hordes of alien creepers and robots to spread democracy in the Minecraft universe. Each planet is like a different biome, and you gotta complete objectives before the time runs out – it’s like a race against the clock, man!

And get this, if we work together, we can liberate the entire galaxy in Minecraft! It’s like a team effort, bro, we gotta combine our Minecraft skills to save the day. Plus, there’s a Democracy Space Station and even a Killzone collab – like, what more could you ask for in a Minecraft server?

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into this crazy Minecraft adventure – it’s gonna be blocky madness, bro! Join now and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!

Speed Test Thread Minecraft SMP

#datamining, Broadband, Country, data, data analysis, discussion, forum, internet, Minecraft, Network, ONLINE, Pacific Northwest, Paying, payment, PNW USA, smp, SPEED, speed test, speed test thread, Technology, test, Thread, Usa

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6959
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Meteorites Collected:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as slow as a turtle stuck in molasses? Well, look no further because our server is so fast, it’ll make your head spin faster than a tornado in a hurricane! Join us and experience the thrill of lightning-speed gameplay that will leave you questioning if you’ve accidentally entered the Matrix.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located in the mystical land of PNW USA, where unicorns roam free and diamonds grow on trees. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical leprechaun who lives in a mushroom hut. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to swim in a pool of lava without getting burned? Easy peasy. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

SisterSplit Minecraft Server

age gap, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dungeons & dragons, emotional cheating, family, forgiveness, friendship, Honesty, Intimacy, loyalty, mental health, Minecraft, Polyamory, relationships, Server, SisterSplit, Stability, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6640
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Star Shards Collected:	286
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s sister and her ex-boyfriend.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets and navigating complicated relationships, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in our server?

So come on in and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and it usually does!