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Inevitable Adventures Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8808
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Animals Bred:	103
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for the most epic adventure of your life as you battle against a horde of killer bunnies who have taken over the land. But don’t worry, you’ll have the help of a team of flying pigs armed with diamond swords to assist you in your quest.

Need a break from all the chaos? Take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or relax in our cozy bed made entirely out of TNT. And don’t forget to visit our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. It’s inevitable that you’ll have the time of your life!

ParaSailGoneWrong Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2448
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will literally take your breath away? Well, look no further because our server is so thrilling, it’s like parasailing without a parachute! Just like this unfortunate woman who met her demise in a parasail accident, our server will have you on the edge of your seat with adrenaline-pumping adventures and heart-stopping challenges. Join us if you dare, but be warned – the line between life and blocky death is thinner than a pixel on our server!

DonPolit Minecraft server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7310
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Description

You can choose any city or country to start living or ruling there, you have the opportunity to go to your neighbors in peace or war, or you can simply be a merchant or a pirate.

Server version: 1.17.1

IP: donpolit.ru

Map: http://donpolit.online:25612/

Donat: https://donpolit.trademc.org/

DonSoq (RP social network): http://donsoq.ru/

Forum (Mechanics, Rules): http://donsoq.ru/forum/

Discord server: https://discord.gg/2NCNn8d3hN

Group on VKontakte: https://vk.com/donpolitap

Telegram channel: https://t.me/donpolit

YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@DonPolitap

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Merry Crafty Christmas 2024 Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4763
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Villages Defended:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the most magical place in all of blocky land!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you to our enchanted spawn point where you can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbow lasers out of your pickaxe.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Cactus Unicorn roaming the pixelated plains.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Notch’s Secret Gang Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2345
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate all things Nintendo with a side of Christmas cheer! Join us as we discuss, RP with, post pics, and fantasize about your favorite Nintendo girls. Whether you’re a seasoned RP pro or just looking to help others jerk off, everyone is welcome here!

In our last thread, things got wild as we delved into the depths of Nintendo slutposting. From Princess Peach to Samus Aran, we left no stone unturned in our quest for the sexiest Nintendo characters. But fear not, there are always new faces to discover and new fantasies to explore.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to combining the magic of Nintendo with the joy of Christmas? Plus, we have a secret underground dungeon where we roleplay as Bowser kidnapping Princess Zelda. Trust us, it’s a blast.

So come on down to our SMP and let your wildest Nintendo fantasies run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with a pixelated princess or two.

The Chill Zone Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9976
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Votes:	1998
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Look no further than our server, where you can embark on epic quests, battle virtual monsters, and even help Kai find his missing sandwich! Join now and experience the Mystery of Arpeggio Fault, where you’ll uncover the secrets of a hidden realm filled with falling stars and chaos.

But that’s not all – we also have a special program called “En-Nah” Assistant, where a virtual assistant will be at your beck and call to help you navigate the treacherous world of Zenless Zone Zero. And don’t forget about our Data Bounty Combat Simulation, where you can test your skills against the toughest foes in the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and use our redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT and HARUMASAFREE to unlock exclusive in-game rewards. And don’t forget to check out our resources and useful links, including a drawpile for all your artistic needs and a gacha simulator for those who love to gamble their way to victory.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life – join us today and let the madness begin!

WWE is RED HOT Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5573
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Star Shards Collected:	270	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s hotter than WWE right now? Look no further, because our server is on fire! We’ve got more drama than a wrestling match, and our players are always putting on a show. Forget AEW, they can’t even sell out a school gymnasium – but we sell out virtual arenas every day! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s more entertaining than any wrestling promotion. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

Pixel Pout Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9505
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Players Killed by Monsters:	4019

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be a Russian onlyfans model who goes to a Euro Disneyland knock-off and films yourself masturbating in the magical forest!

Join us for the most scandalous and outrageous Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. Who needs regular gameplay when you can have free publicity and controversy go viral in the virtual world? Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and let the wild adventures begin!

Pleasant Serial Winner Humiliation Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9098
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of seeing the same old players dominating every Minecraft SMP out there? Do you want to witness some epic fails from those serial winners? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the tables are always turning and the underdogs have a fighting chance. We’ve got Mahomes and Verstappen wannabes getting their butts kicked left and right, making for some hilarious moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

So if you’re ready for some epic fails, outrageous comebacks, and a whole lot of chaos, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and witness the ultimate showdown of the underdogs! Who knows, you might just become the next unlikely champion in this crazy world of blocky mayhem.

Wicked Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4117
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more twisted than a pretzel made by a confused octopus? Look no further, my friend! Our server is like if Wicked and Code Geass had a love child and that child grew up to be a Minecraft server.

Join us for a magical experience where your powers might just backfire and turn your best friend into your worst enemy – all in the name of fun! Who needs a yellow brick road when you can navigate through our server full of surprises and plot twists that will make your head spin faster than a creeper on caffeine.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride that’s more unpredictable than a llama on a pogo stick. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to epic adventures and mind-bending storylines, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire. But for everyone else, see you on the server!