calg – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

/The Coffin of Andy and Leyley General Minecraft SMP #270/

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Join us at /calg/ – The Coffin of Andy and Leyley General #270, where the only rule is to have fun and cause absolute mayhem.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Andy and Leyley were the original creators of this server, but they mysteriously disappeared, leaving behind a trail of epic loot and hidden secrets. Will you be the one to uncover the truth behind their disappearance? Or will you just build a giant statue of a potato in their honor? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy guides, major spoilers, and achievements that will make your head spin. Want to know the best routes and subroutes? We got you covered. Need help finding all the stars? We have a guide for that too. And if you ever get stuck, just check out our complete Episode 2 walkthrough for all the tips and tricks you need.

Oh, and did we mention the upcoming chapter called Decay? Chapter 3A and 4 are confirmed to be DECAY. It’s going to be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane gameplay and story transitions that will leave you questioning your sanity.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at /calg/ and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of Andy and Leyley, or you might just end up building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit. The possibilities are endless!

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CoffinCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just offer the usual survival and creative modes, we take it to a whole new level of craziness.

Join us if you want to explore The Coffin of Andy and Leyley, a mysterious adventure that will have you questioning reality. Our guides are filled with major spoilers, because who wants to play a game without knowing every single detail beforehand?

Achievements? We got ’em. Stars to collect? You betcha. And if you need a complete walkthrough of Episode 2, we’ve got you covered. Just be prepared for some mind-bending twists and turns along the way.

But that’s not all! We also have progress reports that include development roadmaps, because we take our Minecraft server very seriously. And if you’re curious about Nemlei’s previous games, well, let’s just say they’re not for the faint of heart.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you experience such insanity and chaos in one place? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

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AndyLeyleyCraft – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now for a chance to uncover the mysteries of The Coffin of Andy and Leyley in a virtual world like no other.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is filled with secret routes and subroutes that will blow your mind. Avoid spoilers if you dare, but good luck resisting the temptation!

Achievements are waiting to be unlocked, stars are waiting to be collected, and a complete Episode 2 walkthrough is just a click away. Can you conquer them all and become the ultimate Minecraft master?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is constantly evolving with progress reports, chapter announcements, and new screens and videos to keep you on your toes. Chapter 4 is on the horizon, and the details are as unclear as the path to finding diamonds in the dark.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just take a look at Nemlei’s previous games. They’re like a rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of madness and mayhem. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the unknown, embrace the chaos, and join us on this epic journey through The Coffin of Andy and Leyley. Who knows what you’ll discover in this wacky world of Minecraft magic!

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CalgCraft – Where Andy and Leyley’s Coffin Comes to Life! #169

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and insanity!

Our server is like no other, with dragons roaming the lands, unicorns prancing through fields of rainbow sheep, and zombies doing the Macarena in the moonlight.

But that’s not all! We have secret quests hidden throughout the world, mystery dungeons waiting to be explored, and treasure chests overflowing with diamonds and emeralds.

Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever! Don’t miss out on the fun, because on this server, anything is possible!

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CraftyTraumaNoDrama

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in full disclosure of personal trauma from day one! Join us and vent all your problems to your fellow players, because honesty is the best policy, right?

Forget about building epic structures or exploring vast landscapes, on our server, the real challenge is opening up about your deepest, darkest secrets. And if you don’t spill the beans right away, be prepared to be judged for not being as committed to the relationship as your fellow players.

But beware, if you dare to suggest that your trauma is just as important as anyone else’s, you might find yourself in a heated argument with your in-game partner. Who knew that Minecraft could be so drama-filled?

Join us now and experience the thrill of awkward conversations and passive-aggressive interactions like never before. Who needs diamonds when you have emotional baggage to unpack?

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Block & Cock – Protecting Your Assets

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Join our Minecraft server and never worry about someone breaking into your house while you’re in the middle of a…private moment. Our server has magical protection spells that keep unwanted intruders away, so you can mine and craft in peace. Plus, our community is so friendly and supportive, they’ll even distract the burglars with their amazing builds while you finish up. So come join us and never fear the embarrassment of getting caught with your pants down again!

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CitgoCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like if Venezuela lost Citgo but in Minecraft form! Imagine owning a virtual oil refining and gasoline marketing company worth $13 billion! Join our server and bid on shares in a U.S. federal court auction to take control of Citgo! It’s lit fam, don’t miss out on this wild ride!

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MeccaHeatwaveCraft

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LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE HAJJ PILGRIMS IN MECCA, DYING FROM HEATSTROKE! OUR SERVER IS SO COOL, LITERALLY, NO TEMPERATURES ABOVE 50C HERE! WE HAVE PENGUINS THAT WILL SERENADE YOU WITH MINECRAFT PARODIES OF POP SONGS. ALSO, OUR DIAMONDS ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE, SO YOU CAN EAT YOUR WAY TO RICHES. JOIN NOW OR REGRET IT FOREVER! #RIPHAJJPEEPS

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SurvivalSquadCraft

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Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can find all the food, water, connection, and community you could ever dream of! We have a magical well that never runs dry, a farm that grows diamond carrots, and a town square where everyone is required to hug at least 10 times a day.

But beware, our server is also home to the elusive Enderdragon who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Enderdragon in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

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ParkourParkinsonsPreventer

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join dis minecraft server and u will be able to predict da future like a psychic on steroids. our AI blood test can tell u if u gonna get Parkinson’s disease 7 years before u even know it. imagine da power u will have knowing what’s coming before it hits u like a ton of bricks. join now and become a medical marvel in da world of blocky adventures. who needs potions when u got futuristic technology at ur fingertips? come on, don’t be a square, join us and be ahead of da game.

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MineCraft XIVG Server: Endwalker Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the fun never stops and the adventures never end! Join us for epic in-game events like the Dragon Quest Collab (where you can slay golems in the hills like a boss), the Moogle Treasure Trove (find those treasures before the moogles do!), and the Yo-kai Watch Event Re-run (because who doesn’t want to catch ’em all?).

But wait, there’s more! Join our meetups for a chance to mingle with fellow players and show off your epic builds. From Spooky Club X-files and Digimon Tamers to Male Meetup Pirates and Treasure Planet, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t miss out on the Ebin Awards, where the most epic players are crowned champions.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret diamond mine or uncover the mysteries of the Nether. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

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TrashCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most bootylicious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – BF Butt Edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is literally shaped like a giant butt. Yes, you heard that right. The spawn point is located right in the crack, and you have to navigate your way through the cheeks to reach different biomes.

2. We have a special plugin that turns all the mobs into twerking zombies. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. Our community is full of friendly players who are always down for a good laugh. We even have a butt-themed dance party every Saturday night.

4. The currency on our server is not diamonds or gold, but booty shorts. Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and weapons.

5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the butt that holds the legendary Golden Booty. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join BF Butt Edition today and let the shenanigans begin!

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ExWifePayback Minecraft Server

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So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, playing Minecraft on our server, when suddenly a wild Fortnite gift card appears! But wait, there’s a twist – your 13-year-old son accidentally uses his mom’s debit card to buy $25 worth of game credits! And now, you’re caught in the middle of a hilarious family feud over who owes who what.

Join our server for the most epic gaming drama you’ve ever experienced! Will you side with the mom demanding immediate Venmo payment, or will you laugh it off with some emojis like the dad? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else. So come on over and let the Minecraft madness begin!

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ExBabyMamaDrama

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun is allowed inside! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in the story above!

Looking for a place to escape from exes who don’t understand boundaries? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any unwanted interruptions from past relationships.

And hey, if you ever need to ask questions about cervixes or cutting umbilical cords (seriously, who doesn’t know what a cervix is?), our community is here to help! We may not be doctors, but we sure know a thing or two about surviving in the world of Minecraft.

So come on in and join us for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices in the best way possible. Who needs a sperm donor when you have a whole server full of friends to play with?

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