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Minecraft SMP: 65IQGang

65IQGang, ableism, Cruel, damaging, degrading, derogatory, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, HARMFUL, hurtful, ignorance, inappropriate, insensitive, insult, intelligence, iq, low iq, mental health, Minecraft, offensive, sick, smp, UNACCEPTABLE

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1511
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	9171
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild, even the cows are doing backflips. Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a chicken riding a pig and a llama in a top hat. And don’t worry, we have a strict “no IQ shaming” policy – unless your IQ is over 200, then you might be too smart for us. So come on down and join the madness, just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

NoSplitNoEatMC

appetizer, Australia, casual dinner, exact number, expensive dishes, finances, jaw drop, leeches, lost my appetite, main course, Miller Lite, NoSplitNoEatMC, outrageous bill, Restaurant, separate bar, separate bill, small friend group, sob story, split the bill, steak, tip

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6890
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	486	Buildings Constructed:	50
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	333

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where leeches like Susan and Greg are not welcome! If you’re tired of friends who always mooch off of you, then this is the server for you.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious antics. Just like when I stuck it to Susan and Greg at dinner, you’ll have the chance to outsmart your friends and come out on top.

Don’t worry about splitting the bill here, because on this server, everyone pays their fair share. Just like how Dan got stuck with a massive check, you’ll never have to worry about getting ripped off by your pals again.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing at the absurdity of it all, just like I did when Susan and Greg tried to guilt trip me for not ordering food. Let’s make some memories and have a blast on this crazy Minecraft server!

ParentalCraft: Signs of Decay

decay, ParentalCraft, signs

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2425
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Zombie Dances:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	393
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	480
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while your parents nag you to get off the computer and go outside? Look no further than our Minecraft server for adult children who are estranged from their parents!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and misfit players who understand the struggle of dealing with disapproving parents. Build your own virtual family with other estranged adult children and create a world where you can finally be yourself without judgment.

Whether your parents never understood your love for gaming or they just couldn’t handle your epic builds, this server is the perfect escape for those looking to connect with others who share similar experiences. So come on, join us and let’s build a new family together – one block at a time!

Zelenskyy’s Peace Plan Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Global cooperation, international diplomacy, international relations, Japanese media, Minecraft, negotiations, November, Peace, peace agreement, peace plan, peace process, peace talks, Peacebuilding, Plan, political strategy, Server, Ukraine, world news, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8446
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got pigs flying, cows doing the cha cha slide, and creepers breakdancing. it’s a whole party up in here, man.

you gotta join this server because, like, the peace plan is gonna be ready by November, just like Zelenskyy said. we gonna have all the mobs living in harmony, no more fighting or blowing stuff up. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

plus, we got a secret underground disco where you can boogie with the Endermen and party with the skeletons. it’s like Studio 54 but with more zombies.

so come on down to this server, where the only thing you’ll be fighting is the urge to dance all night long. peace out, homies.

KurskCraft: Refinery Rumble

Attack, Bombing, Conflict, Destruction, eastern europe, Energy Sector, escalation, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, Military Action, Oil Refinery, political tension, refinery, RETALIATION, Rumble, russia, SECURITY, strike, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8985
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up oil refineries like it’s nobody’s business! we’re like ukraine’s military but in minecraft, taking out those pesky oil refineries in russia’s kursk region. join us for some explosive fun and chaos, because who needs peace when you can have a blast in minecraft? plus, we have the coolest mods and plugins to make your gaming experience even more insane. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness now!

DeathCraft: The Ultimate Solution

acceptance, Closure, Darkness, death, DeathCraft, Despair, End.., Escape, eternal rest, fate, finality, inevitability, Last Resort, mortality, Peace, Problems, Release, solution, Surrender, True, Ultimate

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8204
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	New Chunks Explored:	238248
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	400	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

So, like, u know how life can be, like, super lame and stuff? well, on this server, the only true last resort to all our problems is death. but, like, in a fun way! we have, like, the craziest death traps and challenges that will make u laugh so hard u might actually die. but, like, in a good way.

join our server if u want to, like, experience the most epic and hilarious deaths ever. we have, like, lava pits, giant spiders, and even a maze filled with exploding chickens. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we have, like, the friendliest community ever. everyone is, like, super chill and always down for a good laugh. so, like, come join us and let’s all die together in the most ridiculous ways possible. it’s, like, the best time ever, trust me.

CERF Hub

Adventure, Animals, building, Community, Crafting, Discord, Exploration, Feedback, Forge, Friends, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, pokemon, Roleplaying, Sandbox, Survival, Vanilla, Vote

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	801
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Secret Passages Found:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ores Mined:	4910
Love Letters Sent:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Dragon Scales Harvested:	236	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

New vanilla Pixelmon Server (In Progress)

Minecraft Version 1.16.5

Pixelmon Version 9.1.11 Download Pixelmon Here –> https://reforged.gg/

Download Forge Here –> https://files.minecraftforge.net/net/minecraftforge/forge/index_1.16.5.html

Give feedback as to how to make the server better! Also Vote for this server!

Try to build a community with your friends!

https://discord.gg/r99PRjTSDc

51.81.245.168:25585

CoastSideMC

Awesome Players, bedrock, CoastSideMC, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Discord, Friendly staff, high quality, hiring staff, java, Minecraft, Network, Prisons, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Unique Content, Website

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9075
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Farms Harvested:	785	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	56
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

CoastSideMC is a high-quality Minecraft Network! Featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you! We are hiring Staff apply via our website our Discord.

JAVA IP: play.coastsidemc.com Bedrock IP and Port: play.coastsidemc.com:25565 Website: coastsidemc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/MHbGg6AfDJ 1.8 -> Latest are supported!

» Survival (SMP) » Skyblock (Coming Soon) » Creative (Coming Soon) » Prisons (Coming Soon)

play.coastsidemc.com

DearCraft Minecraft server

Anarchy, battlepass, DearCraft, GIF, Help, Minecraft, ONLINE, small server, super stoves, unique items

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	418
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Villages Defended:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9673
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	33

This is an Anarchy server. We have unique items, super stoves, and BattlePass is coming soon. Online is still small, but I think you can help us.

81.176.176.63

Genesis Box PvP

auction house, Community, Competition, Duels, enthusiasts, Events, Fun, Gaming, Genesis Box, Genesis Box PvP, Genesis Survival, Koth, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, Quests, Rewards, Server, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6896
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

From the creator of Genesis Survival, We present to you. Genesis Box PvP! We offer tons of features from KOTH to Duels and Quests and more! We also have an Auction House so you can sell your goods to other PvP Enthusiasts! We hope to see you here soon! Come now to get a head start against everyone else.

boxpvp.minecraft.best:25564