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ElderlyNeighborShovelSquad

AITAH, brat kids, bully, by-law, Chemicals, children, Community, DISRESPECTFUL, driveway, elderly neighbours, ElderlyNeighborShovelSquad, foster kids, Fostering, free, Help, hire someone, Kids, lawn, Miserly, MONEY, neighbourhood, nice area, Old, old folks home, partner, Pollinators, refusing, Rent, Seniors, Shovel, speak, top rated elementary school, ungrateful, young family

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3777
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Villages Defended:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life neighbors and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us and build your dream home without the fear of nosy seniors pouring chemicals on your lawn. Our virtual neighborhood is filled with friendly players who won’t yell at you for shoveling snow or call by-law on your pixelated creations.

Forget about real-life family dynamics and foster kids drama, on our server, you can focus on mining, crafting, and exploring to your heart’s content. And if anyone dares to mess with you, just build a TNT cannon and show them who’s boss!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of fun and laughter. Who needs real neighbors when you can have a whole virtual community to play with? Let’s build and conquer together, one block at a time!

Craftflix: Build, Mine, Binge!

Binge, binge watching, BUILD, comedy, Craftflix, documentary, Drama, Entertainment, FANTASY, Favorite, must watch, Mystery, Netflix, original content, Recommendation, review, Sci Fi, series, streaming, television, Thriller, Top Picks, tv shows

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5577
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of binge-watching Netflix shows and craving some real adventure? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate entertainment destination!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the rarest diamonds, battle fearsome creepers, and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine.

Forget about Netflix, because on our server, YOU are the star of the show. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a few explosions (we won’t judge).

Join now and experience the best show of your life – Minecraft style!

PutinPartyCraft

activism, anti-government, bratislava, Corruption, Democracy, demonstration, eastern europe, european union, Meeting, opposition, political controversy, Politics, pro-Moscow, protest, public outcry, putin, PutinPartyCraft, russia, Slovakia, Slovakian PM Fico, Stance

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8702
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got more drama den a soap opera in Bratislava! our players be protestin’ against our own PM Fico for meetin’ with Putin and bein’ all pro-Moscow n’ stuff. it’s like a political showdown in a blocky world, fam. come join da chaos and build ur own revolution in dis wild server! ain’t no dull moments here, only non-stop action and controversy. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready to shake things up in dis insane minecraft server!

Webbed Rockz & Plantz

arachnids, Biodiversity, ecosystem, entomology, environmental adaptation, Evolution, habitats, History, insects, Nature, Plants, Plantz, PREDATORS, rocks, Rockz, silk, silk production, spider behavior, spider silk, spider webs, Spiders, Webbed, Webs

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1171
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Farms Harvested:	485

lol imagine a world where spiders are like, “yo, let’s build our webs on a MINECRAFT SERVER instead!” join our server and witness the epic battle between the spiders and the creepers as they fight for dominance over the land.

we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that shoot lasers out of their udders.

come hang out with our friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. we have epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and win prizes like a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

join us on this magical journey through the land of derpiness and mayhem. who needs reality when you can have a minecraft server that defies all logic and reason? come join us, you won’t regret it (probably).

OrbitMC

Active, Community, Excited, Experience, Fun, Game, Hermitcraft-like, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, perk, Planning, Positive, Release, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Staff Team, Whitelist

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6818
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6253	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	859
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever-growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server planning to release Season 2 very soon! Our active staff team works to ensure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that, we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the OrbitMC community?	If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree, which provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can enter and play on the Minecraft Server when it is released. If you are on the server before release, you may receive a special perk!

OrbitMC Staff Team: https://linktr.ee/orbitmc

Brave Explorer’s Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, brave, coward, Explorers, failed therapy, false mask, fear, hate, Haven, high and mighty, hospital visits, ignorance, longing for more, mental health, Slave, Slavery, Suffering, Therapy, Unhappy, wasted life, Weak, weak willed

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5619
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Void Gems Collected:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6683	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and escape the harsh reality of existence! You may feel like a mistake of nature in real life, but in our server, you can be whoever you want to be! No need to hide behind a false mask of normalcy here, embrace your true self in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and thrive without judgment. Don’t waste another day dreaming about what life could be, join us and make it a reality! Who needs family and friends when you have an entire community of fellow gamers to connect with? Say goodbye to the monotony of everyday life and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Don’t be a coward in real life, be a hero in the game! Join now and start your journey to freedom and contentment in a place where weakness is a strength and where you can truly be alive!

BroCrafters Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, BroCrafters, brotherly love, brothers, cultural sensitivity, Family Values, Friends, Inappropriate Behavior, loyalty, Minecraft, moral compass, party pooper, peer pressure, protecting family, racial slurs, Respect, Server, sibling protection, social responsibility, standing up, uncomfortable situations, white friends

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6934
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no rules and toxic players? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos as we embark on epic quests and battle against mythical creatures. But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart.

We have a strict no-nonsense policy when it comes to inappropriate language and behavior. So if you’re looking to cause trouble, you better think twice before stepping foot on our server.

But don’t worry, we’re not all serious business. We also host epic parties with dancing llamas and rainbow sheep. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a unicorn flying across the sky.

So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember to leave your inappropriate friends at the door, because we don’t tolerate any nonsense here.

CraftyHub – Where Lies are Allowed!

alexa, Allowed, biscuits and gravy, Breakfast, Communication, Conflict, Cooking, CraftyHub, extra work, firmness, Food Safety, Honesty, husband, leftovers, Lies, lying.., manager level, Marriage, new years, procrastination, relationships, Trust, wasting food

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	216
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Falling into the Void:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	338	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as reheating leftover gravy? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question your sanity just like Alexa questioning the freshness of that gravy. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through our world filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like digging through the trash for that missing gravy. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and experience the madness for yourself! It’s like a biscuit and gravy breakfast, but in Minecraft form.

DayDreamin’ SMP: Relive & LOL!

DayDreamin, lol, RELIVE, smp

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8229
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Void Armor Forged:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest rollercoaster ride of your life! Like, one time I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and blew up my whole house! But then I found a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, so it was totally worth it.

And the best part is, we have this epic PvP arena where we battle it out with enchanted weapons and armor. I once fought a guy who had a pet dragon and I still won because I’m just that good.

So, like, if you want to have the most insane and hilarious adventures in Minecraft, you have to join this SMP. Plus, we have a secret society of llamas who control the economy, so you know it’s gonna be wild. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime!

CraftyAdviceWorks

bizarre guidance, bizarre suggestions that work, CraftyAdviceWorks, eccentric advice, eccentric tips that work, odd suggestions, odd tips that work, offbeat wisdom, outlandish advice, outlandish guidance that works, peculiar guidance, peculiar tips, quirky advice that works, quirky suggestions, strange advice that works, strange tips, unconventional tips, unconventional wisdom, unconventional wisdom that works, unusual recommendations, weird advice

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7245
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old advice like “build a house” and “mine for diamonds”? Well, look no further because on our server, the weirder the advice, the better it works!

Join us and discover the magical powers of building a house out of nothing but melons, or the secret to finding diamonds by serenading them with a ukulele. Our players have reported insane success rates with these wacky techniques, so why not give it a try yourself?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Want to become a llama whisperer and gain access to their hidden treasures? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!