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QuitCraftSpeedrun

anecdote, coworker, Departure, employment, exit, Experience, Fast, Job, Observation, QuitCraftSpeedrun, Quitting, Rapid, reason, RECORD, short lived, Story, Surprising, turnover, unexpected, work, Workplace

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8865
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Magic Items Found:	6214
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Have you ever seen someone quit a job faster than a creeper blowing up in your face? Well, our Minecraft server is so addictive that new players can’t help but stay for hours on end! We’ve had newbies come in, take one look at our epic builds and crazy mini-games, and decide to quit their real-life job just so they can spend more time playing with us. Join us and see if you can resist the urge to ditch your responsibilities for a virtual world of fun and adventure!

HoseDrinkingDogGenX

backyard games, childhood memories, dog owners, Dogs, drinking from hoses, generation X, generational habits, GenX, GenX culture, GenX lifestyle, hose drinking, hose drinking tradition, hose water, HoseDrinkingDogGenX, Nostalgia, outdoor activities, outdoor traditions, pet behavior, Pets, summer fun, water play

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3418
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Votes:	9601	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

So, like, this server is like, totally the best place to hang out if you wanna be, like, part of GenX, ya know? We got dogs, man. Dogs that drink from hoses. And like, GenX famously drinks from hoses too. So like, it’s a match made in Minecraft heaven, dude. Join us and be a part of this totally rad pack of hose-drinking GenXers and hose-drinking dogs. It’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro. So come on, join us and let’s drink from hoses together, man. It’s gonna be a blast.

SestrinCraft: EndoInhibitor

Autophagy, cerebrovascular, drug target, EndoInhibitor, endothelial inflammation, endothelial-to-mesenchymal transition, inflammatory injury, Sestrin2, SestrinCraft

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	661
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Dimension Hops:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, man. like, you ever wanted to inhibit endothelial inflammation and Endothelial-to-mesenchymal transition via enhanced autophagy in Minecraft? well, now you can!

join our server and be part of the most insane study ever conducted in the blocky world. we’re talking potential drug targets for cerebrovascular inflammatory injury, dude.

come on, who wouldn’t want to be a part of that? plus, we have the most lit parties in our virtual world. like, you won’t believe the crazy stuff that goes down.

so, like, join our server now and be part of the most mind-blowing adventure of your Minecraft life. trust us, you won’t regret it. #minecraftgoals #crazyadventures #inhibitinflammationlolz

CoffeeMC: No sugar, no cream, just a hint of whitelist. Now with version 1.21!

CoffeeMC, cream, Hint, Minecraft Survival Community Whitelist Vanilla Rules PVP Griefing Theft Respect Lag Racism Sexism Homophobia Transphobia Harassment Hacking Optifine Alt accounts Discord, Sugar, Vanilla, Version, Whitelist

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3335
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

CoreMC Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information	Details
Server Type	Vanilla
Server Address	play.core-mc.net
Location	Eastern United States
Server Specifications	Ryzen 5 3550H, 32GB RAM (20GB allocated to Minecraft)

Frequently Asked Questions

What is CoreMC?

CoreMC is a Minecraft server that aims to provide a simple, vanilla Minecraft experience for players of all types.

What sets CoreMC apart from other servers?

CoreMC runs the stock vanilla .jar with minimal modifications, allowing for a true vanilla experience. The server emphasizes respect among players and allows for all vanilla gameplay elements.

What are the server rules?

No PVP/Griefing/Stealing
No item dupe glitches
Avoid excessive lag-causing builds
No racism/sexism/homophobia/transphobia/harassment
No hacking/xray/flyhacks
Alt accounts allowed with permission

How can I join CoreMC?

Join the Discord server at Discord to apply for membership.

Is CoreMC active?

CoreMC may have periods of inactivity, but the server remains online regardless. The community is looking to recruit more active players to keep the server lively.

BlindCraft Minecraft Server

BlindCraft, career on the line, cognitive dissonance, cognitive distortion., coping mechanism, Defeat, denial, denial of failure, disconnected from reality, emotional detachment, emotional disconnect, emotional numbness, emotional resilience., homobeggars, Humiliation, internal conflict, Minecraft, psychological defense, reality check, SELF AWARENESS, self-deception, Server, unicorn chads

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7216
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Are you tired of getting humiliated by CGDCT on other Minecraft servers? Are you ready to interact with homos like a boss and show them who’s the real unicorn chad? Join our server and leave all your worries behind! Our server is a place where you can forget about your career and just focus on dominating the game. Don’t be like the homobeggars, join us and feel the thrill of victory without any defeat. What are you waiting for? Come see what’s going on inside your head on our epic Minecraft server!

SpeedyCraft Minecraft Server

Choices, Choosing, choosing between two, choosing the right one, deciding between options, decision, Decision making, Dilemma, indecision, making a choice, making a decision, making a selection, Minecraft, Options, picking between choices, Selecting, selecting between options, selecting the best fit, selecting the best option, Server, SpeedyCraft, weighing options, which one spee

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9035
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Zombie Dances:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We have a secret underground city where the villagers throw wild parties every night, complete with disco balls and glowstone dance floors.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown who rules over all poultry in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the madness begin!

BossMan’sBlockParty

aita, Assertiveness, autistic, BossMansBlockParty, Boundaries, Communication, company policy, Conflict Resolution, emergency contact, Exploitation, family time, husband’s boss, on-call, remote work, Respect, Sunday work, unpaid work, work-life balance, working hours

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1428
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	410
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with bosses who don’t appreciate your hard work? Look no further! Our server is run by a team of understanding and supportive admins who will never make you work for free like that poor husband in the story above. Join us for a virtual escape where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any boss breathing down your neck. Plus, we have special events where you can compete in virtual family outings and show off your skills. Don’t let your real life stress get you down, come join us for some Minecraft fun and leave those work worries behind!

PlumbCraft Server – Flushable Wipes Edition

#sustainability, clogged pipes, consumer protection, deceptive marketing, disposable products, eco-friendly alternatives, Edition, environmental impact, false advertising, flushable, flushable wipes, infrastructure damage, long-term consequences, misleading claims, PlumbCraft, Plumbing, product labeling, public health, regulatory oversight, responsible disposal, Server, sewer systems, wastewater treatment, water pollution, wipes

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9514
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Farms Harvested:	157
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise a lot but deliver nothing? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, even the flushable wipes are jealous! Join us and experience the thrill of destroying plumbing and sewer systems with just a click of a button. Who needs diamonds and gold when you can wreak havoc on unsuspecting villages and towns? So come on, join us and let’s flush away all your worries on our insane Minecraft server!

MineCraftyJailbreak

13 year old, abuse of power, Accountability, allegations, controversy, criminal charges, criminal justice, Evidence, investigation, Judiciary, Justice, law enforcement, Legal System, MineCraftyJailbreak, Presidency, Prison, rape, scandal, sexual assault, trump

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3959
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further, because our server is so wild, even Trump would be impressed! Join us and you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

CraftyNicotineRelief

addiction, addiction recovery, addiction treatment, cigarettes, copd, CraftyNicotineRelief, emphysema, harmful effects, health risks, Inhaler, lung cancer, nicotine addiction, nicotine replacement therapy, nicotine withdrawal, public health, quitting smoking, respiratory health, smoking, substance abuse, tobacco, tobacco industry

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3023
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dragons Tamed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have CIGARETTES as a power up that gives you super speed and makes you invincible for 10 seconds! imagine running around the map like a crazy person, smoking your way to victory! but be careful, too many cigarettes and you might get addicted and start speaking in french! oui oui mon ami! join now for the most lit minecraft experience of your life!