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RegretfulCraft

acceptance, advice, Choices, Closure, death, Dying, final thoughts, forgiveness, Gratitude, introspection, last words, Legacy, lessons learned, Life, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, mortality, perspective, Reflection, regret, RegretfulCraft

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5648
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Potions Brewed:	196
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush! Join us if your biggest regret in life is not experiencing the thrill of battling dragons, exploring haunted mansions, and dodging lava traps. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server…unless your biggest regret is not joining sooner! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some regrettable memories together!

MeTooMineCraftPrison

#metoo movement, activism, advocacy, Censorship, Chinese journalist, FEMINIST, freedom of speech, gender equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, Journalism, Justice, Media, MeTooMineCraftPrison, Prison, protest, sentenced, sexual harassment, SILENCED, social change, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	662
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3706
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

so like u know this server is like the #MeToo movement but for minecraft lol. we got chinese journalists getting sentenced to 5 years in prison for promoting it. but like don’t worry, on our server u can promote whatever u want and not get in trouble. join us for a wild ride of freedom and blocky fun. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the banned items. shh, don’t tell anyone. come join us and let’s cause chaos together!

HabitCraft: Break Bad, Build Good

bad, bad habits, behavior change, Break, breaking bad habits, breaking habits, BUILD, Consistency, discipline, forming good habits, forming habits, giving up habits, Good, good habits, habit formation, HabitCraft, habits, healthy habits, motivation, negative habits, personal development, positive habits, self improvement, unhealthy habits, Willpower

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4051
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Dimension Hops:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join because, like, we have the most epic parties in all of minecraft land. like, one time, we had a party so wild, even the creepers were dancing.

and, like, our community is, like, super tight-knit. we all, like, help each other out and stuff. like, one time, this dude lost all his diamonds and we all banded together to help him find them. turns out, they were in his inventory the whole time. classic mix-up, man.

oh, and did i mention the custom plugins? we have, like, this one plugin that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns. it’s, like, totally insane. you gotta see it to believe it, man.

so, like, come join our server and experience the most epic minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

OneCraft: Where Java 1.2.5 reigns supreme and the economy is more unstable than my crafting skills!

1.2.5, Alpha, Alphacraft, command, commands, Crafting, Discord, Economy, Fun, invite, Ip:, java, Map, Nostalgia, Old, OneCraft, Plugin, Plugins, registration, REIGNS, Semi Vanilla, Skills, SUPREME, Survival, Unstable, Vanilla, Version, Website

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4722
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Magic Items Found:	1420	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	7

IP	oc.alphacraft.fun:25624
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/bHS3guv7nS
Website	alphacraft.fun
Server’s map	http://oc.alphacraft.fun:25692/
Version	JAVA 1.2.5

Overview:

Nostalgic survival server with plugins running on the old version of Java 1.2.5. The server uses the old registration with the /register command. Anyone can come in!

FAQ:

What version of Java does the server run on?: The server runs on JAVA 1.2.5.
How do I register on the server?: You can register using the /register command.
Are there any restrictions on who can join the server?: There are no restrictions, anyone can join the server.
Where can I find the server’s map?: You can find the server’s map at http://oc.alphacraft.fun:25692/

SportyCraft Minecraft Server

all-time best, best ever, best sports games, created, factually best, Gaming, greatest sports games, Minecraft, objectively best, objectively factual, Server, sports, sports games, sports gaming, Sports Video Games, SportyCraft, top rated sports games, top sports games, truthfully, truthfully best, ultimate sports games, video games

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6434
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Animals Bred:	160	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old sports games that just don’t cut it anymore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server offers the most epic and outrageous sports games you’ll ever play! Picture this: instead of kicking a boring old soccer ball around, you’ll be playing soccer with exploding TNT blocks! And forget about normal basketball hoops, ours are made out of lava and you have to dodge fireballs while shooting hoops. Oh, and did we mention that our golf course is on a floating island in the sky and you have to ride pigs to get around? Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to play a regular sports game again! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the craziest sports games of your life!

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

000 in savings, 120, 24 years old, Adulthood, adulting, BoomerCraft, family dynamics, financial independence, financial milestones, Financial Security, Financial Stability, investment strategies, Investments, live in parents basement, living arrangements, living situation, Minecraft, parental support, personal finances, Relationship Status, savings goals, Server, Virgin, young adult

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9974
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	28	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	268	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Dragon Eggs Found:	8718
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Farms Harvested:	599
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of living in your parents’ basement, being a 24-year-old virgin with $120,000 in savings? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and escape the real world where you can finally be the master of your own virtual universe. Build your dream castle, find love with other players, and maybe even lose your virginity (in-game, of course). Don’t miss out on the chance to turn your sad reality into a hilarious adventure on our server. Join now and let the fun begin!

ExWifeExcessStorageCraft

aita, belongings, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, crawl space, deed, Divorce, ExWifeExcessStorageCraft, family, home, husband’s ex, Kids, Mortgage, ownership, paddleboard, Property, relationship, Respect, separation, Storage

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7060
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Villages Defended:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of dealing with exes trying to reclaim their paddleboards from your virtual crawl space.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your husband’s ex shows up demanding her long-lost paddleboard. Will you stand your ground and defend your deed rights, or will you cave and let her take it back? The choice is yours on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have epic battles between players over who gets to keep the enchanted diamond armor they found in a dungeon. Will you emerge victorious and claim the loot for yourself, or will you be left empty-handed and crying in a corner? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

TasteBudTerror Minecraft Server

culinary disappointment, deceptive appearance, deceptive food, deceptive presentation, disappointing flavors, disgusting food, disgusting taste, food fails, Minecraft, repulsive flavors, revolting food, Server, TasteBudTerror, unappealing dishes, unappealing flavors, unappetizing cuisine, unappetizing dishes, unattractive flavors, unattractive food, uninviting meals, unpalatable dishes, unpalatable meals, unsavory dishes

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1706
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of bland and boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a gourmet feast for your gaming taste buds! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chefs who serve up dishes that look delicious but taste like rotten flesh!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted food items that give you superpowers like the ability to shoot spaghetti out of your fingertips or turn into a giant meatball. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Bacon Sword, rumored to be the most powerful weapon in all of Minecraftia!

So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and feast on the craziest, most deliciously disgusting adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft? Come hungry, leave satisfied (or possibly nauseous)!

StankCraft: Smelliest Adventures

Adventures, atrocious smell, bad odor, disgusting scent, foul reek, foul stench, foul-smelling, gag-inducing scent, horrible stench, nauseating fragrance, noxious fumes, offensive odor, putrid aroma, rancid smell, repellant scent, repugnant odor, repulsive smell, revolting stink, Smelliest, StankCraft, unbearable stench, vile stink, worst smell

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4131
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mines Excavated:	1641	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Come join us on our server where the smell of adventure is so strong, it’ll make you forget about that time you accidentally stepped in a pile of llama poop. Our world is filled with crazy challenges, epic quests, and the occasional farting pig (don’t ask how, it’s a long story involving a witch and some enchanted beans). So if you’re ready to hold your nose and dive into the stinkiest adventure of your life, join us now!

TerritorialIntegrityCraft

78 countries, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, Global cooperation, international community, international relations, Négotiation, Peace, political agreement, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Stability, Swiss conference, territorial integrity, TerritorialIntegrityCraft, Ukraine, united nations

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8894
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ores Mined:	3667

join this cray cray minecraft server where 78 countries come together to agree that ukraine’s teritorial integrity must be the basis of any peace. like, if these countries can agree on something, then you know this server is gonna be lit af. we got diplomats from all over the world building epic structures and negotiating alliances. you never know who you might run into – maybe even a secret agent or two! come join the fun and help us build a world of peace and friendship, one block at a time.