cage of lyrical suffering – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

CraftyTrump’s Aid Freeze: Ukraine Unfrozen!

90 day, aid, aid distribution, controversy, CraftyTrumps, decision, FOREIGN AID, foreign policy, FREEZE, Government, international relations, military assistance, military support, policy, Politics, president, trump, Trump administration, Ukraine, Ukraine scandal, Unfrozen, united states, untouched

join our server and build a wall to keep out the creepers, just like trump wants to keep out the immigrants! but don’t worry, our server is very inclusive and welcomes all players, even if you’re a zombie or a skeleton!

rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and will give you diamonds if you can beat him in a dance-off. but be careful, his moves are killer!

we have a secret underground base where you can find rare items and treasure, but watch out for the lava pits and traps set by the evil ender dragon!

come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community on the internet. who needs foreign aid when you have a server this epic?!

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PixelPest’s Speedy Cam

advanced imaging, Breakthrough, cam, Camera, cutting-edge technology, Development, frame rate, high frame rate, high speed, innovative technology, insect vision, Insect-eye, insect-inspired, low cost, optical design, PixelPests, rapid capture, research, scientific discovery, sensitivity, small size, Speedy, thin camera

come join our epic minecraft server where we have insect-eye-inspired cameras that capture 9,120 frames per second!! you can watch every block break in super slow motion, it’s like watching a snail race but way more exciting!!! our researchers have worked tirelessly to develop this low-cost, high-speed camera that is thinner than a piece of paper!! why settle for regular old cameras when you can have this bad boy on our server?? join now for the most intense minecraft experience of your life, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a snail, then maybe you will)!!!

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Shattered Infinity SMP

Adventure, Community, community-driven, creativity, custom content, Custom Modpack, Discord, dynamic adventures, Exploration, friendly community, immersive building, immersive experience, immersive gameplay, Infinity, interactive world, medieval setting, medieval themed, Modded, modded server, Player-focused, Shattered, smp, Unique Server

Server Information

Version	1.20.1 (Forge)
Launch Date	January 24th/25th

Overview

🌌 Welcome to Shattered Infinity SMP! 🌌 Dive into a medieval-themed modded server built for exploration, creativity, and community. Powered by the custom Shattered Infinity modpack, this server is perfect for players who enjoy immersive building and dynamic adventures.

Primary Features:

Exploration and Building: Create and thrive in a medieval setting.
Friendly Community: Join a welcoming group of players to make lasting memories.
Custom Modpack: Enhance your gameplay with the Shattered Infinity modpack.

Tags:

{Whitelist} {1.20.1} {Custom Modpack} join our Discord here

FAQ

Q: Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted. You will need to apply to join.
Q: How can I join the server?	You can join by applying on our Discord server and following the instructions provided.
Q: Can I use custom mods on the server?	Only the mods included in the Shattered Infinity modpack are allowed for a balanced gameplay experience.
Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP rules may vary, so make sure to check our server guidelines for more information.

Pixel Quest: Block Chronicles 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, BLOCK, Chronicles, Manga, manga industry, manga sales, manga sales analysis, manga sales comparison, manga sales data, manga sales discussion, manga sales figures, manga sales insights, manga sales numbers, manga sales predictions, manga sales projections, manga sales ranking, manga sales report, manga sales review, manga sales statistics, manga sales trends, PIXEL, Quest, sales charts

Yo, bros, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s crazier than a llama on roller skates! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a manga sales chart come to life, but with creepers and zombies instead of boring old books.

I’m talking about a world where you can build your own manga empire, selling virtual comics to virtual fans while battling it out with other players for the top spot. It’s like a never-ending manga war, but with pickaxes and TNT instead of ink and paper.

So, if you’re ready to unleash your inner manga mogul and dominate the virtual sales charts, then this Minecraft server is the place for you. Join now and let the madness begin!

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New Server IP
KleptoCraft Minecraft Server

ableist, baking, belongings, Crafting, crafty stuff, criminal, Defending, Friends, home, klepto, KleptoCraft, mean girl, Minecraft, new city, out of touch, pride, reading, relocating, Server, skywatching, Social Club, tv show, Women

Are you tired of dealing with drama and high school mean girls in real life? Then join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be stealing is blocks and diamonds, not your friend’s belongings!

We have a strict “no klepto” policy, so you can build and craft in peace without worrying about someone stealing your hard-earned loot. Plus, our community is full of bookworms, crafters, bakers, and stargazers – no botox parties or boozy brunches here!

Join us for some virtual fun and leave the drama at the door. Who knows, you might even find a group of friends who won’t accuse you of being a criminal just because you like to collect shiny things in-game. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s craft away the stress together!

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KinderCraftMayhem

allergic reaction, arts teacher, educational assistant, elementary school, emergency cards, emergency contact info, inappropriate, KinderCraftMayhem, kindergarten field trip, liability issue, mid-year hire, necessary paperwork, Neighborhood, off-campus, overreacted, overstepped, parent permission, recess supervision, safety issue, school principal, teacher ID, teacher’s house, unauthorized field trip

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to take your kids on unauthorized field trips to our houses! Our staff is fully trained in proper school safety procedures, so you can rest assured that your little ones will be safe while playing on our server.

Join us for a fun and wild adventure, where you can build your dream world without any unexpected field trips. Our community is full of friendly players who are always ready to lend a helping hand or a virtual high-five.

Don’t miss out on the chance to play on the only Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about your kids being whisked away to a teacher’s house for a “field trip”. Come join us today and let the fun begin!

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GrossCraft SMP: EwwFactor100

Disgusting, disgusting situations, disgusting things, EwwFactor100, Foul, gross out, GrossCraft, grossed out, grossed out moments, grossest, grossness, nauseating, nauseating experiences, putrid, putrid things, Repulsive, repulsive encounters, revolting, revolting encounters, smp, Vile, vile experiences

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like, totally insane! Like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I found this giant slime that was like, eating all the other mobs. It was so gross but also kinda cool, you know? And then I built a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and I accidentally set myself on fire like, five times. But it was worth it for the epic views, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the players on this server. They’re like, the weirdest and funniest people ever. One guy built a house entirely out of cakes and another guy has a pet zombie pigman that he takes on walks. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of crazy adventures and hilarious moments, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, fam.

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SecretBlockParty

Behind closed doors actions, Clandestine practices, Closeted actions, Concealed behaviors, covert activities, Discreet actions, embarrassing behaviors, forbidden actions, guilty pleasures, hidden vices, Hush-hush activities, Private indulgences, secret habits, SecretBlockParty, Shameful deeds, social taboos, Surreptitious behaviors, unacknowledged behaviors, undercover behaviors, Underground habits, Unspoken actions

Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this age-old question! Our server is filled with secret underground societies where players engage in hilarious and outrageous activities that they would never admit to doing in real life. From building giant statues of themselves to staging elaborate pranks on unsuspecting players, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere in the virtual world that will make you the richest player in the game. So come join us and uncover the craziest secrets that Minecraft has to offer!

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KoalaCraft Minecraft Server

antisemitic, arson, Australia, Australian, childcare center, children, Community, crime, criminal act, discrimination, education, Graffiti, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Jewish community, KoalaCraft, Minecraft, Safety, Server, torched, Vandalism, vandalized

come join our cray cray minecraft server where we burn down childcare centers and spray paint weird stuff on the walls! we got all the chaos and mayhem you could ever want in a blocky world. join us if you want to be part of the most insane and outrageous community out there. who needs rules and order when you can have pure anarchy and destruction? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s set the world on fire together!

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CraftyComrades: XiPutinLoveTriangle

anxiety, bilateral relations, China, cooperation, CraftyComrades, deepening ties, Diplomacy, foreign policy, G20 Summit, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, putin, russia, strategic partnership, summit, Superpowers, trump, united states, world leaders, xi, XiPutinLoveTriangle

come join our epic minecraft server where xi and putin are besties and trump’s return is causing chaos and anxiety! we got crazy alliances, intense battles, and a whole lot of drama! build your own empire, make new friends, and maybe even start a world war or two! with non-stop action and unpredictable twists, you’ll never want to leave this wild and wacky server! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

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