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Caffeine-Free ZenCraft

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2326
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Emeralds Found:	6499
Secret Passages Found:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Are you tired of your meditation being ruined by coffee addiction? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and leave your coffee addiction behind! Our virtual world is caffeine-free and full of zen vibes to help you focus on your inner peace. Plus, rumor has it that mining diamonds is a great way to channel your newfound meditation skills. So say goodbye to coffee jitters and hello to a peaceful pixelated paradise. Join now and start your journey to enlightenment!

Pixelated Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	673
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	28	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Potions Brewed:	145	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and discover secret dungeons filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will trade you diamonds for feathers, and a hidden treasure chest that only opens if you tell it a joke that’s so bad, it’s good.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for an adventure like no other! Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave.

Cock-Comparing Homies Minecraft SMP

body image, CockComparing, friendship, Gender Roles, group dynamics, healthy relationships, homies, intimate conversations, locker room talk, male bonding, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, open communication, peer pressure, personal boundaries, Self Discovery, self esteem, sexual curiosity, sexual exploration, smp, social norms, societal expectations, taboo topics

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5035
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Ores Mined:	8102
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where comparing cocks with your homies is not only normal, it’s encouraged! Our server is the perfect place to show off your pixelated peen and see who reigns supreme in the realm of blocky manhood.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the one and only Colonel Cluckington. Join forces with these feathered fiends as they march across the land, clucking their way to victory and leaving a trail of chaos in their wake.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at our infamous lava parkour course? Test your skills and see if you have what it takes to navigate a treacherous path of fiery death and destruction. It’s a real blast!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a cock-tastic adventure like no other. Just remember, size doesn’t matter…unless you’re talking about your diamond sword, of course!

Subculture Minecraft Server

“Youth, (subculture), acceptance, alternative lifestyle, belonging, Chud, counterculture, fitting in, Identity, Individuality, Joined, Minecraft, nonconformity, Outsider, peer pressure, Rebellion, retard, Self-expression, Server, Social Group, societal norms, wish

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2833
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you tired of being a basic chud in Minecraft and want to join a subculture that will make all the other players jealous? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner weirdo and embrace your true self.

Join us and become part of a community where being a weirdo is not only accepted, but encouraged! Build your own quirky creations, participate in wacky events, and make friends with fellow oddballs who share your love for all things bizarre.

Don’t be a boring chud any longer – join our server today and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building giant cheese sculptures or creating pixel art of dancing llamas. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let your weirdness shine!

Pixelated Pokeboys Minecraft SMP

#pikachu, Anime, attraction, betray, Boys, bulbasaur, charizard, desire, dick, fagbasher, Fandom, FANTASY, Gay, LGBTQ, love, Mind, Minecraft, pixelated, Pokeboys, pokemon, Roleplay, Sexuality, smp, video games

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2217
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2596	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Farms Harvested:	953	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of your dick betraying your fagbasher mind? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where Pokémon boys roam free and will make your dick question everything it thought it knew.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding llamas into battle against evil chickens, or building giant statues of Steve out of diamond blocks.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes in exchange for bacon. So come join us and let your dick betray your fagbasher mind in the most epic way possible!

Hype Zone Surval server Minecraft

Hype Zone, Minecraft, Server, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4332
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Enchantments Applied:	144	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

The owner of the “Hype Zone Surval” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

AI generated images, catbox, Cloud Hosted Installs, EF+HLL Guide, Embed, FAQ, GPU Performance Data, Hypernetworks, LoRA Checklist, LoRAs, Minecraft, Model Mixes, models, Monocle Edition, PALS, PIXEL, Prompt List, Resources, Scripts, Server, Thread Archive, Vtuber, VTuber XL Loras, Wiki

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9974
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	223613
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magic Items Found:	2000	Emeralds Found:	8758
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we generate VTuber AI images with a touch of monocle elegance! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual idols and crazy adventures.

Ever wanted to see VTubers in a whole new light? Well, our server is the place to be! We’ve got AI-generated images that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a virtual circus, with VTuber XL Loras and LoRAs galore. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the crazy creations we have in store for you.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a LoRA Checklist that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From EF+HLL guides to VTuber model mixes, we’ve got it all!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and immerse yourself in a world of VTuber madness. Don’t miss out on the fun – come and join the party today!

Transjama’s Uppity Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	823
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Mines Excavated:	1364
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Oh, honey, let me tell you about Transjama, the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! This server is so fancy, even the creepers wear tuxedos! And don’t even get me started on the llamas – they run the whole place like a mafia boss.

But the real reason you should join Transjama? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive chicken uprising. Those cluckers were sick of being fried up for dinner, so they armed themselves with diamond swords and took over the whole server. It was chaos, but also kind of hilarious watching chickens try to PvP.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our admin, Steve, is actually a wizard in disguise. He can summon rainbows and unicorns at will, and once turned a whole mountain into a giant ice cream sundae. So yeah, if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP ever, come join us at Transjama! Just watch out for those rebellious chickens…

Marie’s Block Party Minecraft Server

activism, America, anti-fascist, BLOCK, CHANGE, Democracy, Democrat, election, elon musk, grassroots movement, leadership, liberal, Marie Gluesenkamp Perez, Maries, Minecraft, Party, peter thiel, Politics, progressive, resistance, Server, South African oligarchs, texas, Trumpism, Victory

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	620
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25

Join our Minecraft server and help Marie Gluesenkamp Perez take down fascist Trumpism in America and defeat billionaire South African oligarchs like Elon Musk and Peter Thiel! Build your own resistance base, gather allies, and launch epic raids on the evil overlords’ strongholds. Plus, rumor has it that Marie herself will be logging on to personally thank all her supporters with diamond swords and enchanted armor. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Is Suicide A Sport In Your Count Minecraft SMP

Actor, Awareness, Count, culture, depression, Korea, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health support, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, Minecraft, Prevention, smp, society, Sport, stigma, SUICIDE, suicide awareness, Suicide prevention, suicide stigma, Support, taboo, Tragedy

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6435
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we guarantee you won’t feel the urge to commit suicide like that unfortunate actor in Korea! Our server is so fun and engaging that you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to even think about ending it all.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “Suicide who?”

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

advanced movement guide, banter, blocky, bot matches, bugs, deadlock general, dlg, Feedback, git in, Hero, item builds, Minecraft, new player guide, Patch, sandbox mode, Server, Steam, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, Wiki, Winrate

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4154
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Void Armor Forged:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Farms Harvested:	632
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	840405	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! With a 48% winrate edition, you’ll never know if you’re gonna win or lose, keeping you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join us on this server where the only way to enter is by posting your Steam profile and accepting a friend request – so don’t be “autistic” and miss out on the fun!

To git gud, make sure to do the tutorial, explore public item builds, and play bot matches. And if you really want to excel, check out our unofficial Wiki and Advanced Movement Guide for all the tips and tricks you’ll need to dominate the game.

So why wait? Join us on this crazy adventure where anything can happen, including getting stuck in a block or riding a pig into battle! Don’t miss out on the madness – join now!