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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 8988 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Star Shards Collected: | 163 | Magic Crystals Found: | 25 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3968 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Join us for epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or try your luck at surviving a zombie apocalypse where the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance the night away.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding. And did we mention that all the diamonds on our server are actually made of chocolate?
So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. And hey, they’re on sale btw, so it’s practically a steal!