cafe latte Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyPig – Modern Minecraft Server

#pantsu, 11/28 Update, Aria, cope, CraftyPig, Dark Corvus, e7g, Epic Seven General, Guilds, Increased Rates, kane, Last Rider Krau, Lucklets, Minecraft, MODERN, Mystic Summons, Netori, Newbro guide, Partyvan, Pirate Captain Flan, Resources, Scroll of Shadows, Server, Twisted Eidolon Kayron, Tyrant’s Descent, Westwind Executioner Schuri, Yuppieraids guide

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/600	Votes:	7039
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most epic one out there! Join now for a chance to fight against the legendary Raid Boss Yufine and earn epic rewards!

Join one of our wacky guilds like Pantsu, Lucklets, or Partyvan and show off your skills in the most outrageous battles Minecraft has ever seen. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos and mayhem of our server today! Just remember to include “/e7g/” in your greeting or else you might get caught in a netori trap!

Delicious Goyim Tastes Like Minecraft SMP

anti-semitism, Bigotry, controversial topics, cultural insensitivity, DELICIOUS, discrimination, ethnic slurs, Filthy jews, Goyim, Hate Speech, inflammatory remarks, jewish cannibalism, Minecraft, offensive language, racism, religious beliefs, religious intolerance, slaves, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes, TASTES, Xenophobia, zogchow

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/900	Votes:	3147
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Enchantments Applied:	89	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	270

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the players are as unpredictable as a creeper explosion!

We have crazy events like “Jews vs Goyim” where players battle it out for control of the server, and the losers get turned into Zogchow for the slaves to feast on. But hey, at least it’s gluten-free!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of cannibalism. Just kidding… or are we?

Chad’s Love Shack Minecraft Server

attraction, attractive man, campus, Chad, Chads, Communication, Confidence, DATING, dating preferences, emotional connection, lonely guy, love, Minecraft, personal growth, positive experiences, rejection, relationships, romantic interest, self worth, self-esteem boost, Server, Shack, social dynamics, social interactions, Social Skills

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/900	Votes:	2574
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68

Are you tired of being rejected by weird lonely guys on campus? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can date Chad! Chad is the most attractive man in the virtual world and he will make you feel like a million diamonds. Join our server and find love, adventure, and maybe even some diamond armor to protect your heart. Who needs the weird lonely guy when you can have Chad by your side? Come join us and start your epic love story today!

Minecraft SMP – Azur Lane General – SMP #6673

alg, Augment Guide, August Von Parseval, Azur, azur lane, Azur Lane General, CN Tierlist, Cruise Mission, Cruise Pass, Dangerous Inventions, Discord, EN Tierlist, Equipment Guide, FAQ, Fleet Builder, Fleet Tech Tracker, general, Giulio Cesare META, Guild Spreadsheet, Hatsuzuki ASMR, Houshou META, Lane, Lore, Mary Celeste, Minecraft, Nagato META, pvp guide, Secrets, Ship Tier List, Sleeping wear skins, smp, SR Kotegawa Yui, SR Sairenji Haruna, SSR Konjiki no Yami, SSR Lala Satalin Deviluke, SSR Momo Velia Deviluke, SSR Nana Astar Deviluke, Story summary, Suffren party dress skin, To Love Ru collab, Ulrich schoolgirl, Voroshilov, Weser maid skin, Wiki, Yorktown

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/700	Votes:	654
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	8130
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Zombie Dances:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate To Love Ru Collab experience! That’s right, SSR Lala Satalin Deviluke, SSR Konjiki no Yami, SSR Momo Velia Deviluke, SSR Nana Astar Deviluke, SR Kotegawa Yui, and SR Sairenji Haruna are all waiting for you to join in on the fun. And don’t forget about the sleeping wear skins for the collab girls and August Von Parseval in his Ulrich schoolgirl outfit – it’s a sight to behold!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secrets like the Mary Celeste, Yorktown, and Voroshilov waiting to be uncovered. Plus, get ready for the Houshou META cruise mission and Suffren’s party dress skin with the Cruise Pass. And who could forget about the upcoming Giulio Cesare META and Weser maid skin? It’s going to be epic!

But remember, bind your account or risk losing it when the game updates. And just a friendly reminder, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord – it’s all about the in-game experience here.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with dangerous inventions, ASMR from Hatsuzuki, and a whole lot of craziness. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Minecraft Server: Explain This to Me

clarification, clarification needed, confusion, EXPLAIN, Explanation, Help, inquiring, Lost, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Need Help, perplexed, puzzled, question.., seeking answers, seeking clarification, seeking explanation, seeking guidance, seeking information, Server, Uncertain, Understanding

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/700	Votes:	1247
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Crops Grown:	3453

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and explosive sheep! Our server is so wild that even the creepers have learned how to breakdance!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with Endermen and party with zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato of power, rumored to grant you unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what kind of hilarious adventures and ridiculous shenanigans await you?

Kurei Kei’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, Anime, anime characters, Anime Community, anime fans, Anime Series, COSPLAY, Epic, Fandom, favorite characters, japanese animation, japanese art, Japanese culture, Japanese entertainment, Japanese pop culture, Japanese style, Kawaii, KEI, Keis, Kurei, Manga, manga series, Minecraft, Otaku, smp

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/700	Votes:	1823
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the mobs drop sick beats and the players drop sick dance moves. It’s lit, fam.

2. We have a pet llama named Larry who is the unofficial mascot of the server. He’s a total diva and loves to photobomb your screenshots.

3. Our PvP arena is actually a giant cheese grater, because why not? Watch out for those sharp edges, they’ll grate you to bits!

4. We have a group of friendly dolphins who will guide you to buried treasure chests if you offer them fish tacos. They have exquisite taste.

5. The server owner once built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends with a splashdown in a pool of lava. It’s the hottest ride in town!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure at Kurei Kei! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Party Time Minecraft Server

celebrate, Closure, crime, Criminals., Dead, death penalty, Ethics, Justice, Karma, Minecraft, morality, Party, punishment, rapists, Retribution, Revenge, satisfaction, Server, society, Time, Vengeance, Victims, violence

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/600	Votes:	6337
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Farms Harvested:	186
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the demise of evil-doers in the most epic way possible! Join us for our annual “Dead Rapist Day” celebration, where we gather around a virtual bonfire and roast marshmallows while sharing stories of justice served.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous “Zombie Pigman Disco Party,” where undead pigmen bust out their best dance moves to the beat of Minecraft music discs. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie pigman do the Macarena!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, join our exclusive “Lava Parkour Challenge,” where players must navigate a treacherous course of lava pits and fiery obstacles to reach the ultimate prize – a diamond-encrusted golden sword that shoots fireworks!

So come on down to our server and join in the madness – because where else can you celebrate dead rapists and dance with zombie pigmen all in one place?

Never-Not-Notch Minecraft SMP

acceptance, assigned at birth, Authenticity, discrimination, gender dysphoria, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender stereotypes, LGBTQ community, mental health, Minecraft, NeverNotNotch, personal growth, self harm, self worth, self-acceptance, self-deception, smp, social change, societal expectations, societal norms, Suicide prevention, transgender rights

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/100	Votes:	4413
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	155	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Animals Bred:	155
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never trust a cow wearing sunglasses! Why, you ask? Because those cows are actually secret agents sent to spy on us by the evil Chicken Empire! Join us as we band together to uncover the truth behind the sunglasses-wearing cows and save our world from a clucking catastrophe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to control time itself. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate time-traveling miner?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, complete with glowstone dance floors and music spun by our resident creeper DJ. Just be sure to watch out for any unexpected explosions on the dance floor!

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper blast). See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

ASEAN, Asian cuisine, culture, DELICIOUS, dessert, edish, exotic flavors, Food, indulgence, Indulgent, japanese snacks, Minecraft, PALS, PIXEL, Pocky Sunday, popular snacks, Server, SNACKS, Southeast Asia, sweet treats, Tasty, travel, Treats, unique flavors

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/800	Votes:	9909
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Void Gems Collected:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because Pocky Sunday edish is here to save the day! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a magical land filled with dancing chickens and talking cows. They were greeted by a giant pink unicorn who offered them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear if they joined the server. Of course, they couldn’t resist and soon found themselves in epic battles against evil llamas and mischievous pandas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pocky Sunday, a day where all players gather to feast on delicious Pocky sticks and challenge each other to epic dance-offs. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters break it down to the latest Minecraft music hits.

So what are you waiting for? Join Pocky Sunday edish today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next ruler of the land and have your own dancing chicken army at your command.

SMP Minecraft – No Nut November General

Anons, ANONYMOUS, approaching end, Bonding, celebration, Community, countdown, Edition, end of month, final days, Game, general, hanging out, last hours, Milking, Minecraft, no nut november, November, November challenge, nut, participants, porn, smp, support group, Thread

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/200	Votes:	9822
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we celebrate the end of No Nut November in style! Join us as we bond over our shared struggle to resist the urge to nut for a whole month. But fear not, for the time has come to release all that pent-up energy and let the nutting commence!

Not only will you have the opportunity to bond with other players who have endured the challenge, but you can also come in and milk them for all they’re worth! Post your favorite porn memes, hang out in our virtual world, and let loose in the most epic way possible.

Don’t miss out on the last hours of this epic event, where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time. Join us now and let the nutting begin!