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Pixel Pals: The Internet’s Mascot Madness!

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9730
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic and hilarious mascots of the internet! Picture this: a creeper wearing a top hat and monocle, a zombie doing the floss dance, and a skeleton riding a rainbow unicorn.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rumor has it that if you can find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and a chance to ride a flying pig into the sunset. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience!

HagCraft: Where even the creepers can’t resist saying ‘I fucking love this hag!’

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7642
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Votes:	1548	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is run by a mystical hag who will grant you three wishes if you join! That’s right, you can wish for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or even the ability to fly in real life (Disclaimer: flying in real life is not guaranteed and may result in serious injury or death).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who can help you build the most epic chicken farm you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken King, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a golden egg that can hatch into a magical chicken mount.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for the hag’s mischievous pranks and the chicken mafia’s shenanigans – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Blocky Celebs: TwitchTube Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	936
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Crops Grown:	1893
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you actually work for your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where everything is on easy mode – we’re talking instant diamond armor, unlimited enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon for every player!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the legendary Rainbow Sheep Unicorn! Rumor has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of cake.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: riding into battle on the back of a flying pig while shooting fireworks out of a diamond sword. It’s like a scene straight out of a Minecraft action movie!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for the ultimate lazy edition of Minecraft – where the only thing you have to worry about is how many diamonds you can fit in your inventory!

FrenchFriesCraft: Where Creepers Say ‘Oui Oui’ and Players Ride Baguettes Through Paris

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8313
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Animals Bred:	43
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Are you tired of getting lost in translation while riding through France? Fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect solution to your language barrier problems! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where everyone speaks the universal language of block-building. No need to worry about asking for directions or ordering food, just focus on crafting and surviving in our wacky and wild virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that the Eiffel Tower has been recreated in-game, so you can experience all the beauty of France without ever leaving your computer screen. Say “au revoir” to language barriers and “bonjour” to endless fun on our server!

Crafty Creepers: Are you already Pre-order this /v/?

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1479
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Ores Mined:	3541	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Mines Excavated:	4936	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can ride llamas into battle against evil zombie pigmen, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and even tame a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also participate in epic dance battles with other players, go on treasure hunts for hidden loot, and even attend virtual concerts performed by famous Minecraft DJs!

So what are you waiting for? Pre-order your spot on our server now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

UkraineCraft: Where the only war is over who gets the last diamond!

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1825
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Chimeras Created:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where Russia is apparently playing a game of real-life Minecraft and trying to take over Ukraine! Join us for the ultimate battle of blocks and build your own fortress to defend against the invading Russian forces. Who needs historical accuracy when you can have this level of insanity in your gameplay? Join now and help Kiev relocate to Lviv before it’s too late! It’s like a game of survival mode, but with a twist of geopolitical drama. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have!

Crafty Blondies: Where Trashy meets Classy in Minecraft

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7266
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with basic blocks and basic players? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest mess you’ll ever come across! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more chaos than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world where trashy blonde sluts reign supreme. Who knew pixelated characters could be so scandalous? You’ll be gossiping with your fellow players about who’s hooking up with who and who’s plotting to overthrow the server next.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most insane build battles you’ll ever witness. From giant statues of Justin Bieber to roller coasters that defy gravity, our players have no limits when it comes to creativity. Who needs architectural integrity when you can have a house made entirely out of diamond blocks?

So, if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of chaos, drama, and pure insanity, then join our server today. Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door!

Yuujiro’s Epic Minecraft Adventure: Stronger Than Anything Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7857
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in the crowd? Well, look no further because our server is home to the one and only Yuujiro – a Minecraft legend who is stronger than the US Military, cancer, aids, ebola, and even the Earth itself! Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures as we follow in the footsteps of the almighty Yuujiro. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get the chance to defeat cancer, aids, and ebola in-game! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself!

SauceQuest: Find the Culprit

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3321
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Mines Excavated:	3097
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only thing more elusive than diamonds is the mysterious sauce queen! Legend has it that she roams the server, leaving a trail of saucy memes in her wake. Join us on this epic quest to uncover the truth behind this saucy mystery and maybe even score some epic loot along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden dungeon filled with enchanted dildos and magical potions. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Crafty Cunt’s Slumber Party Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9309
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Magic Items Found:	3143
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Potions Brewed:	52	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	63	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Are you tired of boring dreams about missing classes and giant monsters with too many arms? Then join our Minecraft server and experience a world where shirt pockets are the ultimate battleground! Fight your childhood friends with open palms and show them who has the most pockets in this epic fist fight showdown. Who needs sleep when you can have crazy adventures like this in our server? Join now and let your wildest dreams come true!