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GeneCraft: Pron Nemesis

Arch nemesis, biology, chromosomes, Dna, ENEMY, Evolution, GeneCraft, Genes, genetic code, genetic disorders, genetic expression, genetic makeup, genetic research, genetic traits, genetic variation, genetics, heredity, mutation, nemesis, Pron, Science

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9035
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

lol join dis server if u want to battle ur genes arch nemesis: pron!!! we got epic battles where u can fight pron monsters and show ur genes who’s boss. also, u can build ur own pron-proof base and protect urself from the evil genes. plus, we have a secret underground lab where u can create ur own mutant genes to fight against pron. come join us and show ur genes who’s the real boss in dis crazy minecraft server!!!

TinyHobbitIsland

ancient humans, anthropology, archaeology, Bone, evolutionary biology, Excavation, Flores Island, Fossil discovery, Hobbit, hominid, Homo floresiensis, human evolution, Indonesian history, Indonesian island, island life, Paleontology, prehistoric, scientific research, Southeast Asia, tiny species, TinyHobbitIsland

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6847
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got hobbits running around like it’s the Shire up in here! Forget them regular old humans, we got tiny ancient humans straight outta Indonesia up in this server!

Imagine mining for diamonds and stumbling upon a lil’ hobbit village, where they be trading mushrooms for emeralds and riding on baby dragons! It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft, fam!

And get this, the hobbits are actually super OP warriors, like they may be small but they pack a punch! You’ll be teaming up with these tiny legends to take down the Ender Dragon in no time!

So what you waiting for? Join this server and live out your wildest hobbit fantasies, cuz ain’t no other server like this one, fo’ real!

JewCraft Minecraft Server

finding purpose, identity crisis, Jewcraft, Jewish, Jewish community, Jewish culture, Jewish heritage, Manipulation, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming negative beliefs, Satan, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, self harm, self improvement, self loathing, self reflection, self-acceptance, Server, struggling with identity, suicidal thoughts, toxic beliefs

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1138
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	New Chunks Explored:	603050

Are you tired of feeling like a Jewish monster in the real world? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be! Join us and leave your Jewish toxins behind as you embark on epic adventures and build amazing structures.

On our server, you can be a hero, a villain, or even a unicorn if you want! No need to an hero here, just let your creativity run wild and escape from the real world for a while. Plus, Satan won’t be manipulating you here, unless you count the occasional creeper explosion as his doing.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave your Jewish monster self behind. Who knows, you might even find a new sense of purpose and community among our players. Let’s craft away those toxic feelings and build a better world together!

WhatTheCraft SMP: Seriously, Why is this so Damn Difficult?

10. Application, 11. Rust, 12. Microcode changes, 13. Industrial cooling system, 14. Gaming, 15. Technology, 16. Hardware, 17. Overclocking, 18. Benchmarking, 19. Tech support, 2. 10 core, 20. Innovation, 3. Faster, 4. 3D cache, 5. Latency, 6. AMD, 7. Memory controllers, 8. Productivity, 9. Performance, CPU, damn, Difficult, smp, WhatTheCraft

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4846
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Towns Built:	8
Mines Excavated:	3651	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of choosing between CPUs that may or may not burn your house down? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to build your dream base without the fear of your CPU causing a fire hazard. Our server offers a 10 (or more) core CPU that will make your gaming experience smoother than a baby’s bottom. Say goodbye to weird 3D cache fuckery and hello to fast boot times and low latency. Plus, our server is so fast, it’ll make your productivity soar to new heights. Don’t settle for CPUs that may or may not rust or require industrial cooling systems – join us for the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience!

BlockCraftMemes

BlockCraftMemes, childhood advice, childhood memories, childhood teachings, Family Values, generational wisdom, guidance, impactful guidance, life advice, life lessons, Memories, passed down, Reflection, resonates, timeless advice, traditional advice, upbringing, valuable lessons, wisdom, words of wisdom, words to live by

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2424
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Votes:	8171	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Remember when your mom told you to always look both ways before crossing the street? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better look both ways before mining that diamond because you never know when a creeper might sneak up on you! Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous caves, build epic structures, and fend off mobs with your trusty sword. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all the land. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the adventure begin!

Redstone Generals: Busted & Blockaded

Accountability, arrested, Blockaded, bribery, BUSTED, Corruption, Defense, embezzlement, Ethics, fraud, Generals, Government, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, legal action, misconduct, Redstone, russian military, scandal, SECURITY, senior officials, transparency, wrongdoing

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8813
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mines Excavated:	4105
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build your own military base and arrest corrupt officials like these two russian dudes did. they got caught takin’ bribes and stuff, but on our server, you can be the hero and take down corrupt peeps left and right. plus, we got flying pigs and rainbow unicorns for mounts. why wouldn’t you wanna join? come on, let’s get crazy together!

MediocreMedMC: 49% Accurate!

Accuracy, Accurate, ai, AI in healthcare, AI limitations, Artificial Intelligence, chatgpt, Diagnosis, diagnosis accuracy, findings, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare professionals, Human Element, IMPORTANCE, INFORMATION, medical conditions, medical information, MediocreMedMC, research, study, Technology

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1590
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Potions Brewed:	105	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	407	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? It’s like ChatGPT but for Minecraft, except way more accurate. Like, our AI can diagnose your Minecraft character’s conditions with a 49% accuracy rate, which is like, better than flipping a coin, right?

Join our server for the most hilarious medical misdiagnoses you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs a doctor when you have our AI telling you that your character has a rare case of exploding block syndrome or diamond deficiency? It’s like WebMD but for blocky adventures!

Don’t rely on boring old human doctors for your Minecraft health needs, come to our server for a good laugh and some questionable medical advice. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover a new condition that only exists in the world of Minecraft. It’s like a virtual medical mystery waiting to be solved!

Minecraft server: DawntrailCraft XIV

All Worlds Maintenance, Balmung, Braaskin map, Dawntrail General, DawntrailCraft, Famfrit, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Girl’s Last Tour, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moonfire Faire, patch notes, Resources, Server, Solution Nine, Spooky Club, Wuk Laminion Edition, x files, XIV

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2573
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride on Wuk Laminion Edition, where the patch notes are more exciting than a rollercoaster!

We’ve got resources, free companies, and linkshells that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get us started on our meetups – from spooky clubs to Braaskin maps, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! We’re having a Moonfire Faire that will make you question if you’re still in the Minecraft world or if you’ve been transported to a Final Fantasy game. So mark your calendars and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember, once you enter Wuk Laminion Edition, there’s no turning back. It’s like Hotel California, but with more diamonds and less Eagles.

PinballWizardMC SMP

arcade games, classic pinball, gaming culture, niche hobby, pinball collectors, pinball community, pinball enthusiasts, pinball history, pinball machine customization, pinball machine gameplay, pinball machine maintenance, pinball machine parts, pinball machine repair, pinball machine restoration, pinball machine upgrades, pinball machines, pinball machines for sale, pinball tournaments, PinballWizardMC, retro gaming, smp, vintage pinball

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1972
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mines Excavated:	3651	Animals Bred:	188
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	451	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a pinball machine on steroids!

Join us for a wild ride where you never know what crazy contraption or prank your fellow players will come up with next. We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Our server is so unique that even the creepers are doing double takes. From giant pixel art statues of famous memes to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment in our world.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

SMP SuicideWatch – Minecraft SMP

Communication, coping strategies, depression, Grief, intervention, Loss, mental health, mental health education, Mental health resources, mental illness, Minecraft, seeking help, self harm, smp, stigma, suicidal thoughts, suicide awareness, Suicide prevention, suicide risk factors, SuicideWatch, Support, Therapy, warning signs

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5281
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Runes Activated:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

We’ve got a player who built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched them into the sky and they had to be rescued by a team of flying pigs. Another player tried to tame a pack of wolves but ended up getting chased around by them for hours. And don’t even get us started on the time someone accidentally turned their house into a giant lava pit.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where chaos reigns supreme, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always keep a bucket of water handy. Trust us, you’re not going to want to miss out on this crazy ride!