CacaPoopoo Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Caca Poopoo’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, bathroom blues, bathroom humor, bathroom problems, Bowel Movements, Caca, CacaPoopoo, comedic relief, digestive issues, Epic, funny poop, gross humor, humorous anecdotes, Minecraft, nothing to live for, poop humor, poop jokes, poop life, poop struggles, Poopoos, shat, smp, stinky situations, toilet humor, toilet troubles

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1592
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mines Excavated:	1091
Towns Built:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6221
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who goes by the name “No 5” and let’s just say, he’s had a rough time. He shat and now he has nothing to live for, but he’s determined to make the most out of his Minecraft experience. Join our server and witness the epic journey of No 5 as he navigates through the world, trying to find purpose once again. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own reason to keep on crafting and building in this crazy world. So come join us and see what adventures await on our server!

Land Plant Evolution

Blueprints, dry land, early days, Evolution, fascinating details, Genetic, genetic blueprints, hornworts, Insights, Land, Life, Million Years Ago, Plant, plant evolution, plant genetics, plant life, Plants, research, research findings, TRANSITION, Water

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	659
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dimension Hops:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Potions Brewed:	22
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where u can relive the glory days of plant evolution from 450 million years ago!!! u can build ur own hornwort kingdom and uncover the genetic blueprints of these ancient plants!!!

we have insane adventures waiting for u as u explore the early days of life on land!!! fight off creepers and zombies with ur plant powers and dominate the server with ur green thumb!!!

join now for a wild ride through time and space, where plants rule and anything is possible!!! don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft server experience ever!!!

Citrus MC

200 members, 24/7 operation, basic quality-of-life plugins, Citrus, diamond-based economy, discord community, fresh new map, Grief Protection, immersive multiplayer, leaderboard integration, member role, player-driven economy, pure vanilla, responsive staff, Rtp, Semi Vanilla, Sethome, thrilling experience, Tpa, trade economy, Vanilla theme

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1777
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Server IP	CITRUS-MC.COM
Server Discord	Discord
Server Map	Map
Version	1.9.x – 1.21

Looking for a thrilling and immersive multiplayer survival experience? Look no further than Citrus MC! Unlike other semi-vanilla SMP servers that bombard you with pay-to-win ranks, intrusive leaderboards, and an overload of plugins that detract from the pure vanilla experience, we prioritize your gameplay enjoyment.

After our initial success in 2023 and from listening to our members we decided to start a fresh new map for 1.21! We are now welcoming new and old members alike to join us for the second map.

To enhance your experience, we’ve carefully selected a range of basic quality-of-life plugins such as RTP, SETHOME, TPA, and even Discord chat integration. These additions are designed to improve your gameplay without compromising the pure nature of the vanilla experience.

In addition, we feature a diamond-based economy that seamlessly integrates with the vanilla theme of our server. Trade and thrive in a player-driven economy, where the value of your hard-earned diamonds shines through.

Join us at Citrus MC with over 200+ members on the discord and see what adventures await!

Features:

NEVER Pay To Win
Grief protection for all players
Discord community
Responsive staff members online 24/7
24/7 operation 20TPS/Lag free

Below is a link to our discord server, read the rules and react to automatically receive your member role.

https://discord.gg/7z8RBNyScA

Make new friends and enjoy a true Minecraft experience, here at Citrus MC, All of the features of Minecraft, are fully included, with no catch.

Server IP: CITRUS-MC.COM

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, we never implement pay-to-win features on our server. Everyone has an equal playing field.
Do you have grief protection?	Yes, we offer grief protection for all players to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience.
How active is the staff?	Our staff members are online 24/7 and are always ready to assist players with any issues they may encounter.
Is the server lag-free?	Yes, we operate 24/7 at 20TPS to provide a lag-free experience for all players.

Ethereal Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Communication, Cultural differences, differentiation, Ethereal, Language, language barriers, language development, language differences, language distinctions, language evolution, language nuances, language structure, language variations, linguistic diversity, linguistics, national capital, provincial capital, Realm, regional capital, semantics, vocabulary, Words

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5245
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4528	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Astral Projections Made:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, get this – they got a whole bunch of crazy shiz going on that will blow your mind! Like, did you know that in this server, the pigs can talk and the chickens can dance? It’s like a freakin’ animal party up in here! And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of apples! I know, right? It’s like a Minecraft miracle! Plus, the caves are filled with treasure chests that are guarded by ninja creepers. It’s like a whole new level of adventure, man! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Blowjob, Boundaries, CheaterCraft, Cheating, Communication, Drunk, emotions, Friend, Girlfriend, heterosexual, Humiliation, JOKE, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Motion, overreacting, Party, Questioning, relationship, Server, sex, Trust

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4094
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Are you tired of feeling betrayed and humiliated in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only betrayals you’ll face are from creepers blowing up your house! Our community is full of hilarious jokes and pranks, like pretending to pay for party supplies with virtual blowjobs. Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for cheating, so you can trust that your in-game girlfriend won’t be flirting with any exes. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!

GFsGoneWildMC

anxiety, Boundaries, breakup threats, Communication, concert tickets, controlling girlfriend, Emotional Abuse, fear, Gaslighting, GFsGoneWildMC, Insecurity, Jealousy, location tracking, Manipulation, music artist, relationship issues, rules, social media, Spite, trust issues

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2239
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Towns Built:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	162

Are you tired of being controlled by your significant other? Do you miss the days when you could listen to your favorite music without fear of breakup threats? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the tyranny of your partner!

Join our server and experience the freedom to explore, build, and mine without anyone telling you what to do. No more uninstalling apps to track your every move, no more giving up your favorite artists, and definitely no more missing out on concerts you’ve been looking forward to.

On our server, you can be your own boss, build your dream world, and listen to all the music you want without any judgment. Say goodbye to controlling partners and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft. Join now and reclaim your independence!

PixelPals Minecraft SMP

classic video games, favorite quotes, gaming catchphrases, gaming memories, gaming memories forever, gaming nostalgia, gaming phrases, gaming quotes, gaming sayings, iconic lines, iconic video game quotes, memorable gaming moments, memorable phrases, Minecraft, Nostalgia, PixelPals, smp, unforgettable moments, video game, video game catchphrases, video game memories, video game nostalgia, video game quotes

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6898
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Dragon Eggs Found:	9189
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, like we’re basically living like Minecraft royalty. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Steve who likes to blow things up for fun, like he’s our own personal TNT dispenser. It’s hilarious, trust me.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a giant statue of Notch made entirely out of golden blocks, because why not? And every Saturday night, we have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword (just kidding, it’s actually made of foam, but still cool, right?).

So if you wanna join in on the craziness and make some new friends (or enemies, depending on how good you are at PvP), then come on over to our Minecraft SMP and let the shenanigans begin! Remember, diamonds are forever, but our friendship is priceless. Let’s do this, gamers!

ToxicCraft: Block & Ban Fam

Ban, BLOCK, coping with toxic family, dealing with toxic family, Dysfunctional family, fam, family conflict, family counseling, family drama, family dynamics, Family issues, family relationships, family stress, Family Therapy, setting boundaries with family, toxic behavior, toxic family, toxic family members, toxic family support, toxic parents, toxic relationships, toxic relatives, toxic siblings, ToxicCraft

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1576
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magic Items Found:	5396	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Meteorites Collected:	1

Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and unleash your frustrations by building a giant lava pit to throw them into. Watch them burn while you laugh maniacally from your diamond throne. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join forces with them and together you can rule the Minecraft universe with an iron hoof!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your real-life drama behind and come join us for some epic llama-led adventures on our Minecraft server. Your toxic family members won’t know what hit them!

TibetQuake Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, China, disaster response, earthquake, earthquake preparedness, emergency response, Fatalities, geological fault, Humanitarian Aid, infrastructure damage, Minecraft, natural disaster, rescue efforts, Richter scale, seismic activity, seismic intensity, seismic waves, Server, Sichuan province, tectonic plates, Tibet, TibetQuake, tremor

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9261
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mines Excavated:	2959
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ores Mined:	8224	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing shaking is your booty while you build! we got more fun than a tibetan earthquake, with dozens of players dropping dead from laughter at how awesome this server is!

our server is so lit, it’ll make you feel like you’re on top of mount everest, except without the freezing cold and lack of oxygen. you’ll be climbing to new heights of fun and excitement as you explore our vast world filled with surprises around every corner.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime! just make sure to hold on tight, because this server is gonna shake things up in the best way possible!

BlockBidenMergerMadness

antitrust, Biden administration, BlockBidenMergerMadness, business news, Competition, corporate, corporate merger, court case, economic impact, global market, government intervention., Industrial, lawsuit, legal action, legal dispute, Merger, Nippon, regulatory decision, steel industry, Trade, U.S. Steel

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1404
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Villages Defended:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Buildings Constructed:	34
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

LOL, ok so like, imagine this: you join this EPIC Minecraft server and it’s like, the wildest ride of your life, bro. We got dragons flying around, unicorns pooping rainbows, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even U.S. Steel and Nippon are suing the Biden administration over not being able to merge with us. That’s how LEGENDARY we are, fam.

So come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, you might even get to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers. YOLO, amirite?

Cousin Sleepover Fun!

acceptance, Boundaries, consent, controversial, cousin, Diversity, equality, family, Fun, Gay, Incest, judgment, LGBTQ, love, moral, relationships, sexual orientation, Sleeping, sleepover, societal norms, stigma, taboo

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5070
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Hey you! YEAH YOU! Do you love Minecraft but get bored of the same old servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of insanity and chaos that will have you questioning your own sanity!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret… we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! That’s right, you can dance the night away with explosive beats and killer tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle? Well, on our server, you can! Our fearless leader, Steve the Pig Rider, will guide you through epic quests and battles that will have you laughing until you cry!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret society of llama farmers who are also expert ninjas. You never know when they’ll swoop in and save the day with their deadly spitting skills!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! And remember, on our server, sleeping with your cousin isn’t wrong if you’re both gay!