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Shitty Upbringing Minecraft SMP

Abuse, Adult, comorbidities, delegate, Diagnosis, do nothing, figure it out, HFA, Interact, maladjusted, Minecraft, neglect, Notice, parenting, parents, POVERTY, public schooling, shitty, smp, SPLIT, SUICIDE, underfunded, upbringing

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8736
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	6041
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of your parents giving you the worst upbringing possible? Are you looking for an escape from poverty, abuse, neglect, and a diagnosis of hfa? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry.

Forget about your maladjusted upbringing and embrace the chaos of our server. Who needs parents when you have a group of fellow players who will have your back no matter what?

So come on, join us and let’s show the world that some people should never be parents, but they can definitely be epic Minecraft players!

Mom’s Stepdaughter Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, birthday plans, blended family, Communication Issues, emotional reaction, expressing emotions, family, father figure, favoritism, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, Jealousy, Minecraft, moms, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s boyfriend, parent-child dynamics, prioritizing relationships, Resentment, Server, sibling rivalry, special occasions, STEPDAUGHTER

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	982
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Villages Defended:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	290	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Towns Built:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama and play in peace? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with step-siblings stealing all the attention!

Join us and avoid the green-eyed monster that is family favoritism. Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and craft without feeling like second best.

Don’t let your mom’s obsession with her new daughter ruin your gaming experience. Come join us and build your own virtual family where you’re always the favorite child!

WeirdRideDenialAITA

aita, Boundaries, bus stop, coworker, coworker dynamics, Cultural differences, Etiquette, following, Late, Miscommunication., personal space, Refused, Ride, stranger danger, Training, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, weird, WeirdRideDenialAITA, work relationships

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7511
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	New Chunks Explored:	680706
Zombie Dances:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where your coworker, let’s call him Bo, follows you around like a lost puppy and tries to hop in your car without even asking for a ride. But wait, it gets better! You can lie to Bo about running errands just to avoid giving him a lift, only for him to show up over an hour late to training and have to do it all over again.

Join our server for a wild ride of awkward encounters and questionable coworker behavior. Who needs mobs and mining when you have drama like this unfolding right before your eyes? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the chaos for yourself. Trust me, it’s a virtual rollercoaster you won’t want to get off!

WeirdlyAttractiveMinecraftSMP

Allure, APPEAL, attraction, captivation, charisma, Charm, eccentricity, Enchantment, fascination, idiosyncrasy, magnetism, odd, peculiarity, people, Quirk, Unconventional, Unique, weird, WeirdlyAttractiveMinecraftSMP

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2167
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	107	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing people talk about is building farms and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Our server is filled with the weirdest and wackiest players you’ll ever meet, from a player who exclusively builds houses out of cake to another who only communicates in pig Latin.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a dragon while riding a llama dressed as a pirate, or if you’re into finding love in the most unexpected places (like falling for someone who only wears pumpkin heads).

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun and embrace your inner weirdo, then come join us and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, you might just find that special someone who shares your love for building giant statues of chickens wearing top hats.

BlockyMidlifeCrisis

aging, BlockyMidlifeCrisis, career changes, existential crisis, financial worries, getting older, health issues, Life Changes, Loneliness, loss of loved ones, mental health, midlife crisis, mortality, Nostalgia, physical decline, regrets, responsibilities, self reflection, societal expectations, time passing

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8937
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

What really fucks you up as you grow older? Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is like a virtual fountain of youth, but instead of getting younger, you’ll just get more addicted to building pixelated structures and battling virtual zombies. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach level 100, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth…or at least a really cool virtual cape. So why waste your time getting old when you could be getting blocky on our server? Join now and never grow up again!

Putin’s Disney Sons Minecraft Server

controversy, Disney, family, Fatherhood, hidden children, investigation, Kremlin, Minecraft, News, parenting, Paternity, Politics, Putins, Reveals, russia, russian president, scandal, secrecy, secret sons, Server, Sons, tabloid, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2886
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Potions Brewed:	31	Dragon Eggs Found:	7752
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Endless Night Skies:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

So, like, this server is sooo lit, you won’t believe it, bro. It’s like, the secret hideout of Vladimir Putin’s two sons in Russia who are lowkey obsessed with Disney. Can you imagine, bro? Like, they’re building a whole Disney World in Minecraft, but with a Russian twist.

Join this server if you wanna hang out with Putin’s secret sons and build crazy Disney-themed stuff. Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself occasionally logs on to play hide and seek with the players. How insane is that, bro?

So, like, come join us and be part of this wild adventure. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet Putin’s secret sons and become besties with them. It’s gonna be a blast, bro. #PutinDisneyMinecraftParty

MissileCraft: Back to School Boom!

aggression, Attack, Bombing, boom, civilians, Conflict, education, educational facilities, international relations, Military Action, MissileCraft, Missiles, news headline, russia, Safety, School, Students, teachers, Ukraine, Ukrainian children, violence, War

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7203
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from the chaos of the real world like when russia be launching missiles at schools smh. on our server, u can build ur own school and make it as crazy as u want, like having lava hallways and exploding classrooms.

we also have a special event where u can ride on flying pigs and shoot fireballs at ur friends, just like in the real world when ukraine be dodging missiles.

join us now and let’s forget about all the craziness happening out there, let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a flying pig into battle.

Car to Walk Cycle Bus

bus, CAR, Cycle, walk

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6103
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7790	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

so, like, this server is like the ULEZ for Minecraft players, except instead of reducing emissions, we’re reducing lazy players who just sit in their cars all day. like, four out of ten kids in Central London ditched their cars for bikes and stuff, well, on this server, four out of ten players will ditch their boring old servers for ours.

join us and be part of the movement to get off your lazy butt and start exploring the virtual world on foot, or on a pig, or whatever. we promise you’ll have so much fun, you won’t even miss your car. plus, we have unicorns. yeah, that’s right, unicorns. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, hop on the unicorn train and let’s ride into the sunset together. 🦄🚗

What is the IP for 3C Films Minecraft Server?

3c films, 3cfilms, films, jack black, Minecraft, minecraft live action, minecraft movie, minecraft movie trailer, minecraft trailer, minecraft trailer breakdown, Server, steve, Trailer, trailer breakdown, trailer reaction

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7787
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magic Items Found:	7464	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3

3C Films is a YouTube channel created by Chris Van Vliet that focuses on movie reviews, celebrity interviews, and all things related to the world of cinema. With a passion for film and a charismatic on-screen presence, Chris has amassed a dedicated following of movie lovers who turn to 3C Films for honest opinions and entertaining content. Whether discussing the latest blockbuster or chatting with Hollywood’s biggest stars, 3C Films is a go-to destination for all things movie-related.

Penniscall Survival

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9070
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Penniscall server, is a custom OP survival with custom items and armor, such as: Dragon Armor, Knight Armor, Samurai Armor, Katanas, Etc. You can enjoy a beautiful community if you join it. We are waiting for you!

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