by Blob Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

RegretCraft: Life’s Lava Pit

acceptance, biggest regret, Decision making, embracing imperfections, forgiveness, hindsight, lava, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, life regrets, Lifes, living with regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, moving forward, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, Pit, RegretCraft, self reflection, self-forgiveness

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9983
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Are you still haunted by the time you accidentally punched a villager in Minecraft and started a whole village-wide brawl? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we embrace chaos and mayhem! Join us and let your regrets be a thing of the past as you unleash your inner prankster and cause havoc wherever you go. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world to wreak havoc in, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories (and probably get banned from a few servers along the way)!

HezbollahSmashCraft

Axios, Beirut, Conflict, Hashem Safieddine, hezbollah, HezbollahSmashCraft, International, Israel, Israeli, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, Official, Operation, Politics, reporter, Senior, strike, Targets, Terrorism

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1140
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	352	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we have this wild event where players can pretend to be Israeli forces launching a strike on Beirut to take down the infamous senior Hezbollah official Hashem Safieddine. It’s like a virtual war zone, but with blocks and stuff. Join us for the most intense and chaotic battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Plus, you might even uncover some secret treasures hidden in the rubble. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s blow stuff up together!

Morning Dementia Drop

aging, Alzheimer’s disease, blood draw, brain health, circadian rhythm, cognitive decline, cognitive function, dementia, dementia diagnosis, dementia research, dementia test, Drop, evening blood draw, Medical research, medical testing, Memory Loss, memory problems, morning, morning blood draw, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, time of day

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4950
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ores Mined:	7541	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got zombies that only come out at night when the blood is drawn, man! And get this, if you take a dementia test in the morning, your memory is gonna be on point, but if you take it at night, you gonna be forgettin’ where you put your diamond sword, bro! It’s like, a whole new level of challenge, ya feel me? So come join us and see if you can survive the night and keep your memory intact, fam! Let’s get this party started, woo!

Welcome to the “Infinity Circle Server! smp 1.21” – where the fun never ends, just like a broken record!

application, BROKEN, Builders, circle, Custom Nether Portals, Discord, Dynmap, ends, experienced, Fast Leaf Decay, forever server, Fun, Infinity, long run., Mods, Player/Mob Heads, progress, RECORD, Server, smp, TP back, TP to home, TP to spawn, Updates, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8460
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	212	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Crops Grown:	7220	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Infinity Cube Server Overview

Description
Interested in a forever server, with an emphasis on builders, that stays fresh with the resets of certain chunks every update? Look no further!
Looking for new players to join the Infinity Cube Server! (est. OCT, 2020) {whitelist}
The server is a whitelisted vanilla server running on 1.21!
Mostly experienced builders on the server, but all player types are encouraged to apply!
Running strong since October 10th, 2020! Closing in on 4 years on the world!

FAQ

What is the goal of the Infinity Cube Server?

The goal is to have fun, enjoy doing what you like in the game, and spend time making friends on the server. Mostly experienced builders are required, but all player types are welcome.

What about updates and mods?

The server currently runs on Minecraft version 1.21, but will update to newer versions as they are released. Chunks are reset before future updates to keep the world fresh. There are various mods installed on the server, such as TP to spawn, TP to home, Fast Leaf Decay, Dynmap, and more. Other mods are client-side and up to the player, with minimal restrictions.

How do I join the Infinity Cube Server?

1. Join the discord: https://discord.gg/zhb8dpXTJ3

2. Check out the website for more information (link in discord)

3. Fill out the application on the #smp-application channel

Thank you for considering 🙂

Joker’s Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, BRAINWASHING, Chaos, collapse of norms, False memories, government control, instability, Jokers, Manipulation, mental instability, Minecraft, Party, public breakdown, Rebellion, Riots, Server, social engineering, social experimentation, societal betrayal, society, suggestion, trauma-based mind control, trigger, violence

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3841
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take the chaos and madness of the Joker movie to a whole new level! Join us as we dive deep into the world of psychological operations and social engineering, all while building epic structures and battling mobs.

Ever wanted to experience what it’s like to descend into madness like the Joker? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is designed to make you question reality and plant false memories in your mind. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right?

Forget about societal norms and embrace the chaos! Our server is the perfect place for those who feel betrayed by society and are ready to rebel. We even have special events where we recreate scenes from the movie, complete with riots and public breakdowns. It’s like LARPing, but with creepers!

But wait, there’s more! The government may be watching, but that just adds to the thrill. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some deep, dark secrets while playing on our server. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft (unless the government is involved).

So come join us on our Joker-inspired Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and reality is just a suggestion. Trust us, it’ll be a riot! (Literally)

ZeroByte Minecraft SMP Fun

android 13, anomaly, application, Bytes, Curious, default, Development, Fun, installed, InterconnectCollectKit, investigation, invisible code, Minecraft, mobile, Mystery, programming, question.., SIZE, smp, software, Technology, v. 4.0.5, ZeroByte

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4705
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Dragon Eggs Found:	2345	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so advanced that we have an application with 0 bytes of size installed by default in Android 13. Yes, you heard that right – 0 bytes! It’s called the InterconnectCollectKit v. 4.0.5 and it’s so mysterious, it’s like invisible code.

Join our server and unravel the secrets of this bizarre application. Maybe it holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures or summoning mythical creatures in the game. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world?

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server that defies all logic and reason like ours does? Plus, rumor has it that the InterconnectCollectKit v. 4.0.5 is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly out of this world!

Work Break Minecraft Server

Agreement, balance, Break, Chores, Communication, equality, exhaustion, family dynamics, Financial, Minecraft, new parent, parenting, paternity leave, postpartum, responsibilities, SAHM, Schedule, Server, sleep schedule, Support, support system, work

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9429
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Magic Items Found:	2333
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of balancing work and family life? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to call your job a “break” like some people do!

Join us for some epic adventures and build your dream world while taking breaks whenever you need them – because we get it, being a parent is tough work!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only appear during your work hours, so you better log on and protect your creations before they get blown up!

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some fun, and maybe even a little bit of chaos – just like parenting!

NoWalletNoProblemMC

Accountability, bill splitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dining out, EMBARRASSMENT, financial responsibility, friendship, Generosity, group dynamics, Honesty, Integrity, NoWalletNoProblemMC, peer pressure, peer support, personal finance, social etiquette, social situations, Trust, wallet

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2766
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ores Mined:	6701
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Love Letters Sent:	11
Votes:	4758	Star Shards Collected:	74
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to cover other players’ expenses? Look no further! Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can mine and build without worrying about your friends forgetting their wallets.

Join us and avoid awkward situations like the one Sarah put our player through. We promise not to guilt trip you into covering someone else’s share, no matter how small the amount. Plus, with our crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and leave your wallet at home – we’ve got you covered in the virtual world!

HaxThatWork Minecraft SMP

actually works, Creative, efficiency, everyday life, Hacks, HaxThatWork, Helpful, Innovative, life hack, life improvement, Minecraft, organization, practical advice, problem solving, productivity, shortcuts, smart solutions, smp, time-saving, Tips, too good to be true, Tricks, useful

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4829
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Rumor has it that he’s been practicing his dance moves just to impress our players. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed their own boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret life hack on our server that will blow your mind. Want to know how to make diamonds rain from the sky? Just stand on your head and sing the national anthem backwards while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Trust us, it works every time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like when the cows start breakdancing or the zombies throw a surprise birthday party for the skeletons. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll never be bored.

Blocky Bastards: The Movie – You Piece of Shit

ADD, bastards, blocky, Cinema, Creative, ending, Entertainment, film, Fun, funny, humor, hypothetical, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, idea.., long tail tag, Movie, movie quote, Piece, Shit, suggestion, tagline, you piece of shit

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6210
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of watching movies and thinking, “this would be so much better if someone just called someone else a piece of shit at the end”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we add “you piece of shit” to EVERY movie ending! Imagine the dramatic climax of Titanic, but instead of Rose letting go of Jack, she looks him in the eye and says, “you piece of shit” before pushing him into the icy waters. Or how about the ending of The Lion King, where Simba finally defeats Scar and then whispers in his ear, “you piece of shit” before throwing him off Pride Rock. Join our server for a movie experience like no other, where every ending is guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your life choices. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start adding some much-needed spice to your favorite films!