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CraftyGifts Minecraft Server

Apology, christmas gift, Coat, Communication, communication skills, Conflict, CraftyGifts, Decision making, Ego, EMBARRASSMENT, Friend, gift giving, Honesty, husband, Marriage, Minecraft, misunderstanding, online shopping, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, social etiquette

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8304
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	2181	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life relationships? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without worrying about lost links or forgotten gifts!

Join us for a world of endless possibilities, where you can create your own long winter coats and never have to rely on anyone else for Christmas presents. Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and leave all the real-life drama behind.

So why wait? Join us now and leave the lies, excuses, and hurt egos at the door. Build your own virtual paradise and never worry about misplaced links or forgotten gifts again!

Name: “OffensiveDaveMC”

Adopted, bullying, confusion, conservative area, cultural appropriation, culture, Diversity, Friends, Identity, judgement, legal name, Mulan, name change, offensive, OffensiveDaveMC, personal choice, racism, social norms, tolerance, White, WIBTA

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4503
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Are you tired of boring old white names? Want to spice up your Minecraft experience with a name that’s straight out of a movie? Join our server and embrace your inner Mulan (yes, like the Disney princess)!

Experience the confusion and bullying firsthand as you navigate through a conservative town filled with white names and white people. But fear not, once you move away and join our server, you’ll be free to be your true Mulan self without judgment.

Don’t let anyone tell you that cultural appropriation is a bad thing when it comes to choosing your Minecraft name. Embrace the uniqueness and stand out from the crowd as the one and only Mulan in the game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventures begin!

HateCrafters

ANNOYING, arrogance, bad manners, BETRAYAL, Betrayal of Trust, dishonesty, dislike, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, frustrating, hate, HateCrafters, ignorance, inconsiderate, insensitivity, intolerance, lack of empathy, people, Pet Peeves, rude behavior, Selfishness

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1701
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4804
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Are you tired of dealing with annoying players on other servers who steal your diamonds and blow up your creations? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “no griefing” policy! We even have a special jail for griefers where they have to mine obsidian with a wooden pickaxe for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army” – a group of highly trained chickens who will protect you from any would-be griefers or mobs. These chickens are armed with diamond swords and have been known to take down even the toughest of enemies.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether where you can battle against a giant zombie pigman boss for epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Dream Pod DNA Harvest

Artificial Intelligence, Conspiracy Theory, Dna, DNA harvesting, dream, dream manipulation, dystopian, FANTASY, futuristic, genetic engineering, Harvest, matrix, pod, pod people, Robots, Sci Fi, science fiction, Sleep, speculation, speculative fiction, subconscious, Technology, virtual reality, wet dreams

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7497
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Towns Built:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Void Gems Collected:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. You gotta join because, like, the pigs wear sunglasses and the chickens can breakdance. It’s like a party in your computer, dude.

And get this, the trees talk to you in a British accent and give you advice on how to build the sickest treehouse ever. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

Oh, and did I mention that the diamonds are actually magical unicorn poop? Yeah, that’s right. Mine those sparkly turds and become the richest player on the server.

So, like, if you wanna have the most epic time of your life and hang out with the weirdest creatures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s like a trip to Wonderland on steroids.

VA Guilds

Address, Checking, Chill, Discord, Guilds, interested, JOINING, occasional, Recommend, Server, smp

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6677
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8131
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	VAGuilds
Server Address	VAGuilds.mcpro.io
Mods	More swords, Quality of life, Create, Quests, Guilds
Description	A chill SMP server with occasional PvP, perfect for players who enjoy guild activities

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the address VAGuilds.mcpro.io
What mods are installed on the server?	The server has mods including More swords, Quality of life, Create, Quests, and Guilds
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed but it is occasional and not the main focus of the server
How can I learn more about the server?	Join the server’s Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/TKQy2PQWKK

Mystic Sands 1.21.2

1.21.2, animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal diet, animal habitat, animal research, conservation, Cooking, desert animals, desert ecosystem, Endangered species, herbivore, Jerboa, mystic, nocturnal animals, rodent, sand dunes, sands, small mammals, Tapir, unique animals, wildlife, wildlife observation

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6460
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Love Letters Sent:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got jerboas and tapirs cooking up some crazy shiz! Like, who even knew those animals could cook, right? But on this server, anything is possible! Join now and witness the culinary skills of these epic creatures firsthand! It’s a total game-changer, man!

MommaSaidNoGriefers

biological child, cooking criticism, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, grandmother, insulted daughter, MommaSaidNoGriefers, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s party, stepchild, STEPDAUGHTER, stepmother

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	754
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	3728
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server with drama hotter than a lava pit? Look no further than our server, where family gatherings are more intense than a creeper explosion!

Join us and experience the thrill of family dynamics gone wrong, just like in this crazy story. Cook up some drama with your stepmother and grandmother, and see who can out-spice the other in the ultimate cooking showdown.

With more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether, our server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the End. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft world!

MovieSMP_CharSelect

Acting, anime character, Antagonist, COSPLAY, dream come true, dream job, dream role, fantasy role, favorite character, fictional character, Hero, iconic character, imagination, movie character, MovieSMP_CharSelect, opportunity, Protagonist, Role Model, role-play, series character, wish fulfillment

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7926
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	346
Astral Projections Made:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrrrr. Like, I heard that if you join, you get to play as your favorite movie, series, or anime character. Like, imagine being Iron Man and flying around shooting creepers with your repulsor beams. Or being Naruto and using your ninja skills to build the sickest base ever.

And get this, there’s this secret underground city where only the elite players can go. I heard that there’s a hidden treasure chest with like, a million diamonds in it. And if you find it, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs.

Plus, the admin is this super cool dude who dresses up as a wizard and grants wishes to anyone who can beat him in a build battle. I heard that someone wished for a house made entirely out of cake and the admin actually made it happen.

So yeah, if you want to have the most epic, hilarious, and insane Minecraft experience of your life, you HAVE to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BirthdayBlunderCraft

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5257
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Are you tired of forgetting important dates and scrambling to find a last-minute gift for your special someone? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join us and you’ll have access to our exclusive “Birthday Forget-Me-Not” plugin, which automatically generates a virtual gift for your loved one whenever you forget their birthday. From diamond swords to enchanted armor, we’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Cupid’s Arrow” minigame, where players can compete to win the heart of their crush by shooting them with arrows of love. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure on the server that holds the key to eternal happiness and unlimited diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft server today and never worry about forgetting a birthday gift again!

CraftyCreeper8Billion

$8 billion, arms sale, arms transfer, biden, Congress, CraftyCreeper8Billion, Defense, defense budget, defense industry, foreign policy, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, military support, Notification, political news, SECURITY, united states, weapons deal, weapons procurement

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3332
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we sell $8 billion arms to israel!! we got diamond swords for days and creepers that explode like fireworks! build your own white house and declare yourself president of the server! watch out for the zombie pigmen, they’re secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of chickens! join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!