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FlyDownCraft

clothing, Commando, EMBARRASSING, EMBARRASSMENT, Etiquette, fashion blunder, fashion faux pas, fly down, FlyDownCraft, modesty, modesty slip, occurrence, pants, Public, socially, Style, trousers, Wardrobe, wardrobe malfunction, zipper, zipper mishap

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1975
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	1614
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Towns Built:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

So, like, you should totally join this minecraft server because we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, bro. And, like, the zombies do the cha-cha when you try to attack them. It’s like a disco party with the undead, man. Plus, our creeper explosions are like fireworks, but with more BOOM, ya know? And if you find the secret hidden treasure, you get a pet dragon that farts rainbows. It’s, like, totally epic, dude. So, like, come join the fun and let’s party like it’s 1999. Or, like, 2021. Whatever, man. Just come play, okay?

ChoroidCraft: Brain Repair Edition

adult brain, Animal Model, Brain, brain injury, brain organ, brain repair, brain research, cerebrospinal fluid, choroid plexus, ChoroidCraft, Edition, injury, key role, medical breakthrough, neurons, new study, overlooked organ, pool of neurons, promoting repair, Repair, researchers, stroke recovery, study

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1590
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server dat is so lit, it will blow ur mind? well, u better buckle up cuz dis server is gonna take u on a wild ride u won’t forget!

imagine dis: u spawn in dis crazy world where u gotta fight off zombies, creepers, and all sorts of baddies. but don’t worry, cuz u got ur trusty sword and armor to protect u. oh, and did i mention u can ride on dragons and unicorns? yea, dat’s right, u heard me.

but wait, there’s more! u can also build ur own castle, mine for diamonds, and even create ur own potions. and get dis, there’s a secret brain organ in dis world dat helps u repair ur brain after u get injured. it’s called the choroid plexus and cerebrospinal fluid, and it’s gonna make u smarter and stronger than ever before.

so, what are u waiting for? come join dis insane minecraft server and let’s get ready to rumble! trust me, u won’t regret it.

[Fantasy RP]🌟 18+ Slice of Life Fantasy Roleplay 🌟

+18, Adventure, bandit, comedy, Curseforge, dark fantasy, Dedicated, dnd, E’mera, FANTASY, Fantasy Furniture, Fantasy RP, Farmer, Genshin Instruments, Iron’s spells, java, knight, Minecraft, naturalist, Oakheart, real estate agent, Roleplay, romance, RPG, shopkeeper, simple voice chat, slice of life, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2344
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Gods Slained:	0

Hey there! 🌟 I’m Rexx, and I’m thrilled to welcome you to our growing 18+ server nestled in the enchanting Town of Outcast! 🏰 We’re all about immersive roleplay with dedicated sessions every two weeks, where you can take on diverse roles like guards, townsfolk, farm workers, and more!

Server Genres:

Fantasy💖 Romance⚔️ Adventure😆 Comedy

we got lots of mods modpack featuring Genshin Instruments, Simple Voice Chat, Iron’s Spells, Naturalist, Fantasy Furniture, and more to elevate your roleplay experience!

Requirements:

Choose Your Town:

Water County)🌳 OakHeart

A Bite of Lore:Welcome to OakHeart, a town of outcasts ranging from humans, demons, to monsters. Despite their dark pasts and secrets, they’ve turned OakHeart into a beloved home where every corner holds a tale waiting to be told.

Town Jobs:

🌾 Farmer: Grow crops, feed the town, and earn!🛍️ Shopkeeper: Sell magical goods, weapons, or food.🏰 Knight: Protect OakHeart or E’mera with valor!🏠 Real Estate Agent: Help players find their perfect home.🦹‍♂️ Bandit: For those with a knack for adventure… and risk!⛏️ Miner: Essential for keeping the town’s economy strong.🌿 Gardener: Beautify OakHeart with your green thumb.🎣 Hunter: Provide fresh catches and protect local wildlife.🐎 Ranch Owner: Manage your own ranch and livestock.🛡️ Guard: Safeguard the community and its treasures.

Join us in shaping OakHeart’s story and crafting your own tale in this richly diverse community! 🌟

51.195.190.11:25586

Biden’s Minecraft Server: Poisoned & Distracted!

Apologize.., biden, Bidens, Conspiracy, Corruption, Deception, dishonest, Distracted, distraction, divisive tactics, harmful actions, Lies, MAGA, Manipulation, Minecraft, Partisan, Poisoned, Poisoning, political warfare, Politics, Propaganda, Server, toxic behavior, UNACCEPTABLE, Unethical

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9955
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Divine Spears Created:	30	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Potions Brewed:	184	Love Letters Sent:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! We’ve got exploding sheep, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen!

But that’s not all – our server is so wild that even the politicians are getting involved. Rumor has it that some sneaky players tried to poison and distract Biden while he was building his dream castle. Unacceptable, right? So if you want to join a server where anything can happen, and where even the politicians are getting in on the action, then come on over and apologize to Biden for us, you sneaky MAGATs!

SockCraft Minecraft Server

arches, Beautiful, cute, discussion, favorites, female feet, fetish, footwear, Going, good one, High heels, long tail, Minecraft, nails, pedicure, post, Server, Sexy, SockCraft, Soles, tags, Thread, Toes

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	931
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Animals Bred:	171
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
New Chunks Explored:	578265	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes! Build your own floating castle made entirely of diamond blocks and ride around on a magical unicorn that farts rainbows.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a giant pig that can fly and breathe fire. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!

BrisketBattles: Payback Edition

Argument, bbq, bills, brisket, BrisketBattles, chicken, cow, defrost, Edition, Fish, Fourth of July, FREEZER, frozen, overreacting, payback, picky eater, red meat, shared account, smoking, Store, Thawing, Wife

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8162
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Emeralds Found:	9289	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a frozen brisket left in the freezer? Look no further! Our server is so cool, it’ll make you want to defrost and join the fun!

Join us for epic BBQ parties where the only thing on the menu is chicken and fish – just like the pickiest of wives! But don’t worry, we won’t judge if you sneak in some red meat on the side.

Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and experience the thrill of thawing out a brisket for a Fourth of July BBQ. Just make sure your wife doesn’t think it’s too gross to handle!

And if you ever find yourself in a heated argument over meat thawing techniques, don’t worry – our server is the perfect place to cool off and have a laugh. Plus, we have a shared account for all your virtual bill-paying needs!

So come on over and join the fun – who knows, you might even find yourself in a beefy situation that’ll have you laughing for days!

BoredomCraft Minecraft Server

Boredom, BoredomCraft, dreary tasks, dull moments, lackluster experiences, Minecraft, monotonous experiences, mundane tasks, repetitive actions, Server, tedious chores, tiresome routines, unengaging tasks, unentertaining moments, uneventful days, uneventful occurrences, unexciting events, uninspiring tasks, uninteresting activities, uninteresting projects, unproductive moments, unstimulating activities

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6620
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Towns Built:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	4892	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Have you ever tried watching paint dry while listening to elevator music? Well, forget about that snoozefest because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the brink of boredom!

Join our server and embark on wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat and monocle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve witnessed a creeper breakdancing competition.

So why waste your time with mundane activities when you could be living it up on our insanely fun Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of ridiculousness!

GrownUpProblems

10. Adulting surprises, 11. Unexpected adulting hurdles, 12. Coping with adulthood, 13. Navigating adult responsibilities, 14. Adulting obstacles, 15. Surprising aspects of being an adult, 16. Adulting difficulties, 17. Struggles of adulthood, 18. Adulting challenges and surprises, 19. Overcoming adulting difficulties, 2. Surprising difficulties of adulthood, 20. Adulting surprises and hurdles., 3. Coping with adult responsibilities, 4. Unexpected struggles of being an adult, 5. Adulting hardships, 6. Managing adult life, 7. Difficulty of adulting, 8. Surprising adulting struggles, 9. Challenges of growing up, Adulting challenges, GrownUpProblems

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7147
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with the struggles of everyday life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from the clutches of responsibility! Join us and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic pixelated castle.

On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are just as fed up with adulting as you are. We have weekly events like “Build Battle Royale” where you can show off your creative skills and compete for ridiculous prizes like a virtual pet unicorn or a diamond-encrusted pickaxe.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Some say it’s guarded by a pack of zombie chickens, while others claim it’s protected by a giant lava monster named Steve. Are you brave enough to venture into the depths and claim the loot for yourself?

So why waste your time dealing with bills and deadlines when you could be exploring a world of endless possibilities and absurd adventures? Join our Minecraft server today and let your inner child run wild!

CraftyKremlinNewsNet

ai, AI-Driven, CraftyKremlinNewsNet, elections, fake news, Impersonates, influence, Local Media, Network, russia, US

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4552
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magic Items Found:	5837
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we have AI-driven fake news network from russia impersonating us local media to influence elections!!! 🤯🤖🇷🇺🗳️

come build your own fake news empire and spread wild conspiracy theories to sway the minds of unsuspecting players! 😂🤪🤯

watch out for the secret agents lurking in the shadows, ready to take down anyone who dares to challenge their fake news dominance! 🕵️‍♂️🔥🚓

join now for a chance to become the ultimate master of misinformation and chaos in the minecraft world! 🌍🔥🔥🔥

remember, nothing is true and everything is permitted on this crazy server! 😜🤣🤯🎮

ShedRenoManiaCraft

affordable housing, alternative housing, DIY housing, homelessness, homelessness awareness, housing affordability, housing crisis, housing market, housing options, housing shortage, housing solutions, minimalist living, renovating buses, renovating RV’s, renovating sheds, renovating vans, ShedRenoManiaCraft, societal issues, tiny homes, unobtainable housing, van life

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3611
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1344	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

yo, u ever feel like ur house is just a glorified shed? well, on our server, we embrace the shed life! we got so many cool builds, like vans, buses, and even RV’s that will make u forget u even had a house in the first place. join us and embrace the homeless with extra steps lifestyle! who needs a mansion when u can live in a pimped out bus, amirite? come join us and see why shed living is the new trend in town!