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BlockBusterFamPressure

BlockBusterFamPressure, Choices, Communication, coping mechanisms, cultural influences, emotional well being, family dynamics, family expectations, Identity, Individuality, Life decisions, mental health, personal growth, pressures, relationships, resilience, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, societal norms, support systems

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2577
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	308	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Are you tired of living up to your family’s expectations in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only pressure you’ll feel is the weight of all the diamonds you’ve mined! Our server is the perfect escape from the stress of family obligations, allowing you to build, explore, and create your own world without anyone telling you what to do.

Join us and experience the freedom of crafting your own destiny, far away from the prying eyes of judgmental relatives. Who needs family pressure when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges instead? So say goodbye to family drama and hello to a world where the only expectations are the ones you set for yourself. Trust us, your virtual blocky family will be way more supportive than your real one!

Blocky Brain Busters

blocky, Brain, brain fog, brain health, brain impacts, Busters, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, covid complications, Covid-19, health, long haulers, long-term effects, long-term recovery, Medical research, Neurological, neurological symptoms, pandemic, post-covid syndrome, research, respiratory illness, study, Virus

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1814
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	37
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Dragons Tamed:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

so like, our server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this study that says playing on our server can like, totally reverse any brain damage you may have. like, if you’ve been hit with a creeper explosion one too many times and now you can’t remember your own name, our server will fix you right up.

we got doctors and scientists and stuff working round the clock to make sure our server is the best place to be if you wanna get your brain back in tip-top shape. like, forget about those boring old servers where all you do is mine for diamonds and build boring houses. on our server, you’ll be fighting off zombie hordes while solving complex puzzles that will totally exercise your brain muscles.

so come on down to our server and get ready to have your mind blown (not literally, tho, that would be bad). join now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft mastermind!

Snowflake Gamers Minecraft Server

Androgynous characters, Character customization, Childish audience, gamer culture, Gamer reactions, gamer stereotypes, Gamers, Gaming Community, gaming community backlash, gaming controversies, Gender diversity in gaming, gender representation, Masculine female characters, Minecraft, online gaming, Pronouns, Sensitivity in gaming, Server, snowflake, snowflakes, Social issues in gaming., toxic masculinity, video game controversies

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4495
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mines Excavated:	1176	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with crybabies who can’t handle a little gender diversity in their games? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect safe space for all the tough gamers out there!

Join us for a wild ride where pronouns are just letters, character customization is as easy as pie, and our main characters are so androgynous they’ll make your head spin! And don’t even get us started on our masculine female characters – they’ll kick butt and take names like nobody’s business.

So if you’re ready to leave the softies behind and join a server where the only thing getting twisted is your sense of humor, then come on over and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re too much of a crybaby to handle the fun!

Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit

HOLY, Minecraft, Shit, smp

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3373
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	4705	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Alien Abductions:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Crops Grown:	2742

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies wielding diamond swords. You try to run but oh no, the ground beneath you turns into lava! Don’t worry, our resident wizard will swoop in on a flying pig and save you just in time.

But wait, there’s more! Want to build a house out of giant floating pancakes? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a dragon made out of cheese? Why the heck not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

CraftyBooze Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, alcohol consumption, alcohol tolerance, away games, college alma mater, college buddies, CraftyBooze, drinking alcohol, family dynamics, Football Fans, hosting parties, kids parties, Minecraft, NEW FRIEND, oktoberfest, parent’s concerns, parenting choices, Rager, school functions, Server, social etiquette, social gatherings, son’s friend

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4807
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magic Items Found:	1253
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we’re drunk on is the excitement of building epic structures and battling mobs! Join us for a wild time filled with virtual adventures and pixelated fun.

Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!

HairCraftMoms

2024.., Adopted, aita, asking, Black, daughter’s hair, friendship, grandmother, haircare advice, HairCraftMoms, Help, INFORMATION, mixed race, mom, NEW FRIEND, overstepping boundaries, parenting, salons, Upset, white parents

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1816
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	56
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is so welcoming that even our virtual villagers have diverse backgrounds. We have a special hair salon where our virtual grandma NPCs will wash, detangle, and braid your character’s hair with expert care. No need to worry about overstepping boundaries here – we encourage all players to help each other out!

Join us in 2024, where information on virtual haircare is just a click away. Say goodbye to real-life misunderstandings and hello to a world where everyone’s hair looks fabulous!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind. After all, it’s not every day you get to have a virtual grandma braid your hair in Minecraft!

SportyMinecraftSMP

athletic training, challenging sports, extreme sports, hardest sport, mental toughness, physical endurance, sports accomplishments, sports achievements, sports activities, sports challenges, sports competitions, sports difficulties, sports experiences, sports obstacles, sports performance, sports skills, Sportsmanship, SportyMinecraftSMP

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8254
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Towns Built:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Are you tired of boring old sports like soccer or basketball? Well, have we got the perfect challenge for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and test your skills in the most intense sport of all time – Creeper Dodgeball! That’s right, we’ve trained our creepers to throw like pros and it’s up to you to dodge their explosive shots. Can you survive the ultimate test of agility and reflexes? Join now and find out!

CraftyMisconceptions

Assumptions, common misconception, CraftyMisconceptions, debunking myths, false beliefs, false impressions, hobby, Job, misapprehensions, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, misconstrued, misinterpretation, misjudged, misrepresentation, misunderstandings, misunderstood, Myths, preconceived notions, Stereotypes

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1758
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	32	Dragon Scales Harvested:	468
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

People think playing Minecraft is just about building houses and mining for diamonds, but on our server, it’s a whole new level of craziness! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, secret dungeons filled with dancing creepers, and a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Join us if you want to experience the wackiest and wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe!

OligarchyCraft

95% of humanity, economic disparity, economic inequality, economic injustice, global elite, global oligarchy, global wealth gap, global wealth inequality, income inequality, OligarchyCraft, oxfam, POVERTY, social justice, top 1, UN General Assembly, wealth concentration, wealth disparity, wealth distribution, wealth gap, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6860
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

join our epic minecraft server where the top 1% of players own more diamonds than 95% of the other players combined. it’s like a shadow of wealth hanging over the UN General Assembly, but in minecraft form. come build your own oligarchy and rule over the peasants with your vast riches. who needs real life when you can be a virtual billionaire in our server? come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate minecraft oligarch!

Dark Matter Black Hole Fun

astronomers, Astronomy, Astrophysics, Black, Black Holes, cosmology, crucial role, Dark, Dark Matter, decay, decay of dark matter, early universe, Formation, formation of black holes, Fun, Hole, matter, scientific research, SMBHs, space exploration, supermassive black holes, theoretical physics, triggering, Universe

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5965
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

lol join this server cuz we got supermassive black holes made of dark matter n stuff. u can explore the early universe and see how it all began with ur own eyes. watch out for the trio of astronomers tho, they might try to steal ur diamonds or something. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right? come join us and get lost in the chaos of the cosmos!