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Ez2EnterHrd2Exit – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6126
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Our Minecraft SMP server, of course! Once you step foot into our world, you’ll never want to leave. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should join us:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or skeletons that come your way. Plus, they’re hilarious to watch in action.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players are invited to. Get ready to dance your blocky butt off!

3. Legend has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere in the world. Will you be the lucky one to find it?

4. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature of all: the rainbow unicorn pig. Yes, you read that right. And yes, it’s as amazing as it sounds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your blocky life!

FreeAppMagicMC

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6381
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	156
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building castles made entirely of cheese (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden level where you can ride on the back of a flying llama while shooting fireballs out of a diamond-encrusted bazooka. And did we mention that our server has a built-in teleportation system that can transport you to a land filled with talking cows and dancing creepers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! And did we mention that it’s all completely free? It’s like finding a diamond block in a pile of dirt – pure magic!

Cluckin’ Nasrallah’s Minecraft Mayhem

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8093
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	New Chunks Explored:	307673
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9569
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we hunt chickens like nasrallah but with more success!! we have epic battles and crazy adventures that will make you pee your pants with excitement. our community is full of hilarious players who will make you laugh until you cry. plus, we have the most epic builds and minigames that will blow your mind. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the chicken hunting madness!

CerealFirstToothpasteNext

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4998
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98

come join our epic minecraft server where the players are as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush! we got players who pour cereal before milk, like who does that? they probably also brush their teeth before wetting the toothbrush, absolute madlads! if you want to be part of this crazy gang, join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a normal person who likes things in the right order, then maybe stay away. but if you’re a rebel who likes to live life on the edge, then this is the server for you! come on, what are you waiting for? brush those teeth and hop on in!

☀️ Sunburnt SMP: Where the Custom Fish come with Sunglasses! 🕶️ Featuring Weekly Challenges, PvP (only if you forget your sunscreen), and NO Resets! 🐟🎣

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3976
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Enchantments Applied:	82
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35

Server IP	play.shaded.gg
Discord	https://discord.gg/XsqPJgjTeR
TikTok	https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTNW7GqCk/

Overview:

Hello, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to embark on an unforgettable Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Shaded, the ultimate SMP survival server that’s taking the Minecraft world by storm in 2024!

Features:

NEW! Fishing Log
NEW! Lobster Pots
NEW! PvP Arena
Land Claiming and Grief Prevention
Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions
Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks
Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How can I join Shaded?

A: Simply copy and paste the server IP play.shaded.gg into your Minecraft client.

Q: Is PvP mandatory on the server?

A: No, PvP on Shaded is entirely optional. Players can choose to participate based on their preferences.

Q: How can I protect my creations on the server?

A: Shaded offers a robust land claiming and grief prevention system to ensure the safety and security of player builds.

Q: Can I earn free ranks, kits, and perks on Shaded?

A: Yes, players can earn free ranks, kits, and perks through voting on the server.

Q: Are there regular quests and events on Shaded?

A: Yes, players can engage in thrilling quests, participate in events, and tackle weekly challenges to stay engaged and rewarded.

Q: Is Shaded a cross-platform server?

A: Yes, Shaded unites Java and Bedrock players, offering a seamless gaming experience for all.

For more information and updates, join our Discord, follow us on Twitter, and check out our website. We look forward to welcoming you to the Shaded family!

RoboFinger Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1053
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have robots that can help you with all your… uh, personal needs. Need a hand (or a robot hand) in the shower? We got you covered! Join our server and let the robots take care of you in ways you never imagined possible. Who knew Minecraft could be so… stimulating? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

Minecraft SMP: LindseyGrahamBombsIran

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6495
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Emeralds Found:	1956
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

Get ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever! We’ve got Lindsey Graham threatening to carpet bomb Iran if the Ayatollah doesn’t release Israel’s hostages – talk about drama! But don’t worry, we promise our server is a safe space for all players (except maybe the Ayatollah). Join now for a chance to witness some insane geopolitical Minecraft battles and maybe even broker some peace deals between warring factions. Who needs real-world politics when you can have Minecraft drama instead? Grab your pickaxe and join us today!

BILsGriefMinecraftServer

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3335
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Animals Bred:	132
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Love Letters Sent:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of Irish kids on a rampage? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy adventures and chaos that will make you question your sanity.

We promise to provide you with the same level of excitement as when those little rascals from Ireland broke OP’s camera lens, ruined the disc thing, and even drew on his car with sticks and rocks. Who needs boring old griefers when you can have real-life troublemakers wreaking havoc on your virtual world?

So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the unexpected is just another day in the blocky world, join us now! Just be sure to keep an eye on your belongings, or you might end up like OP with a broken camera lens and drawings on your car. See you there, if you dare!

SisHouseEnvyNoCareLOL

Argument, attitude, Chicago, Communication, comparison, condescending, disability, family, Hometown, Housing, Jealousy, judgment, misunderstanding, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Siblings, SisHouseEnvyNoCareLOL, suburban-living, urban living, VALUES

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5044
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a KFC run in the middle of the night? Look no further, my dude! Our server is like Chicago – always open for business and full of opportunities.

Join us and build your dream house, just like OP did in the big city. Sure, your sister may think it’s just a “starter home,” but we know you’ll make it a forever home. And who cares if she got a bigger house for less money back in your hometown? We’re all about quality over quantity here!

Plus, we don’t tolerate any drama like OP’s sister trying to guilt trip him for gas money. Ain’t nobody got time for that! So come join us and leave the family feuds behind. Our server is the place to be for all the cool kids who aren’t afraid to live their best virtual life. See you there!

NoMusicSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3898
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Emeralds Found:	9621
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Star Shards Collected:	138
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of hearing the same old tunes in your Minecraft world? Well, look no further because on our server, we have banned all music genres except for “Minecraft parodies of popular songs”! That’s right, get ready to jam out to hilarious and cringey parodies of your favorite hits while you mine and craft your way to victory.

Join our server now and experience the joy of listening to “Creeper, Aw Man” on repeat while you build your epic base. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden jukebox that plays nothing but “Baby Shark” remixes!

So say goodbye to boring old music genres and hello to the wacky world of Minecraft parodies on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)!