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CreeperDadExposedLOL

babysitter, building maintenance, condo building, council member, CreeperDadExposedLOL, Drama, Duty, English language barrier, Father, friendship, Harassment, inappropriate texts, marriage issues, Newcomer, sexting, sexual harassment, Small children, strata council, Warning, Wife, young woman

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1251
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Emeralds Found:	157
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server where the strata council is always on the lookout for inappropriate texts! Witness the epic showdown between a resident and a cleaner over some scandalous messages. Will the wife find out about the sexting shenanigans? Will the building be torn apart by this juicy gossip? Join now to find out and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there! Who knew building maintenance could be so scandalous?

Creeper-in-Chief2020

administration, America, Analysis, controversial, CreeperinChief2020, Damage, DIVISIVE, Economy, Government, historical, History, Impact, leadership, Legacy, modern president, perspective, policies, Politics, post WW2, society, united states

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5877
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	300
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we debate the most pressing issues of our time, like which modern president (post WW2) has caused the most chaos in America! Join us and argue your case for why President Spongebob Squarepants is the true culprit behind all the country’s problems.

Our server is filled with conspiracy theories and wild accusations, so come prepared to defend your favorite president, whether it’s President Pikachu or President Kanye West. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind the lizard people controlling the government!

So come on down to our server and let’s unravel the mysteries of American politics together, one block at a time. Just watch out for the creepers, they might be government spies in disguise!

MaduroCraft2020 – Vote for a third term of fun!

authoritarian regime, controversial election, Democracy, disputed results, election results, electoral authority, exit polls, Fun, Government, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, MaduroCraft2020, opposition, Political unrest, Politics, Presidential election, socialist leader, south america, term, Venezuela, Vote, voter turnout, wins third term

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8922
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2265	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Farms Harvested:	902	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE MADURO WINNING THIRD TERM IN VENEZUELA BUT WITH MORE BLOCKS AND LESS CORRUPTION. ELECTORAL AUTHORITY SAYS YOU GOTTA JOIN BECAUSE EXIT POLLS SHOW EVERYONE LOVING THIS SERVER.

JOIN FOR CRAZY BUILDS, EPIC PVP BATTLES, AND A COMMUNITY THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A DICTATOR IN A GOOD WAY. TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. #BLOCKS4LIFE #MINECRAFTMADNESS #VENEZUELAWHO?

RandomCraft – Not Actually Random

BELIEF, causality, chance, chaos theory, Coincidence, destiny, determinism, fate, interconnectedness, Order, patterns, Perception, philosophy, Probability, Psychology, Random, randomcraft, serendipity, synchronicity, uncertainty, unpredictability

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1928
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Enchantments Applied:	130
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ores Mined:	4623
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Runes Activated:	7

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers dance? well, look no further cuz our server is the craziest of them all!

imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies drop pizza when u kill them. yep, that’s the kind of madness u can expect on our server.

we have a secret underground base where u can ride on rainbow-colored llamas and battle evil unicorns. and don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs for u to collect.

if u wanna join a server that’s more bonkers than a pack of deranged endermen, then come on over and join us. but be warned, once u enter our world, there’s no going back. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

SoledCraft Network

Bedwars, Mini Games, PvP, Survival BoxPvP Practice SkyWars Gens Minigames PvP Economy Custom Creative Factions Roleplay Adventure Parkour Hardcore Quests Skyblock Vanilla Modded Pixelmon

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8989
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

SoledCraft is a Semi-Premium Network designed for you to have fun, we have the Survival Semi-Custom 1.20.4, BoxPvP, Practice 1.8.9, SkyWars 1.8.9 modes and we are working on the new Gens mode, come play we guarantee you fun!

play.soledcraft.net:25549

MCSnips2 – The modded server where the whitelist is so exclusive, even the code can’t get in! 1.18.2

1.18.2, Adventure, Animals, Biomancy, Builder, Code, DIMENSION, Dungeons, exclusive, Explore, freedom, invite, Loot, MCSnips2, Modded, Mystery, Nether, oceans, Redemption, Server, Story, Trains, Trees, Whitelist, wildlife

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9242
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	40	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2 Overview

Feature	Description
Builder’s Paradise	Transform your environment with various building options to create a base camp.
Dynamic Trees with Fruit	Explore lush forests with unique, fruit-bearing trees and wildlife.
Cute Animals	Encounter and befriend adorable creatures on your journey.
Create with Trains	Design and operate machinery and railway systems in the uncharted land.
Deeper Oceans	Dive into vast oceans with secrets and marine life.
Higher Nether Roof	Ascend to new heights in the Nether with endless possibilities.
Biomancy	Manipulate life with Biomancy for an edge in your quest.
Yung’s Better Everything	Uncover enhanced structures and unique treasures on every expedition.

Contact us for an invite and join the adventure in Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2. Adventure, redemption, and discovery await. Accept the challenge and earn your freedom!

FAQ

How do I join Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2?

Message us anywhere for an invite to the server.

What type of world can I expect to explore?

You will encounter diverse landscapes, lush forests, deep oceans, and mysterious Nether regions in this season.

Are there special challenges or missions to complete?

Yes, there are hidden clues, custom dungeons, and the quest to uncover the Warp Stone to earn your freedom.

Can I build and customize my own base camp?

Absolutely! Utilize various building options and resources to create your ultimate base camp.

MaduroCraft Minecraft Server

continent, Corruption, crimes, Crisis, Dictatorship, Flooding, HUMAN RIGHTS, instability, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, MaduroCraft, Migration, Minecraft, Oppression, Politics, POVERTY, Refugees, Server, shitty, socialism, south america, Venezuelan election

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8672
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Secret Passages Found:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Tired of dealing with pesky Venezuelan refugees causing chaos in your virtual world? Look no further than our epic Minecraft server! Join us and help build a virtual wall to keep those troublemakers out. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock the ability to summon a llama army to defend your base. So come on, join the fun and help us keep our Minecraft world safe from those sneaky refugees!

SweatySMP: People who exercise are usually somewhat hot by virtue of being… Minecraft SMP

athletes, attractive, Being, Competition, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, hot, Minecraft, NBA players, olympics, people, Physical fitness, rugby players, runners, smp, sought after, sports, strength, SweatySMP, swimmers, Training, Village, Virtue, wellness

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6081
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be surrounded by virtual Olympian athletes who are so hot, they make the lava in the Nether jealous! Our swimmers glide through the water like dolphins, our runners move so fast they leave a trail of flames behind them, our rugby players tackle creepers like they’re nothing, and our NBA players dunk on Endermen with style. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of this smokeshow of a server? Come join us and get ready to be dazzled by the virtual eye candy!

BabyBlockerz

baby clothes, BabyBlockerz, caretaking responsibilities, emotional reactions, emotional triggers, family communication, family dynamics, family expectations, family history, family meetings, family relationships, GROUNDED, misophonia, older siblings, parenting promises, pregnancy announcement, sibling care, sibling responsibilities, ungrateful, younger siblings

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2358
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	21

So, like, picture this: you log onto our Minecraft server and suddenly you’re faced with a box full of baby clothes. But don’t worry, it’s not what you think! We don’t actually make you take care of babies in the game (thank goodness). We just like to keep things interesting and unpredictable, ya know?

And get this – if you start crying in the game, you might trigger some secret misophonia levels that will challenge your gaming skills like never before. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft, but with a twist that will have you laughing and crying at the same time (hopefully more laughing though).

Plus, our server is full of surprises, just like the announcement from your mom. You never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored! So come join us and see if you’re the real MVP who can handle it all. And remember, in our world, being “ungrateful” might just be the key to success.

SquareDanceSMP – Why4thGrade?

4th grade, american history, childhood education, childhood memories, cultural activities, cultural heritage, curriculum, education, folk dances, group dances, music and movement, physical education, Physical fitness, school activities, Social Skills, social traditions, square dance, SquareDanceSMP, teamwork, traditional dances, US schools, Why4thGrade

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1416
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Are you tired of boring old school dances like the square dance? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where we host epic dance parties every night in the virtual world! Who needs square dancing when you can bust a move with your blocky avatar and show off your sick dance skills to all your fellow players? Plus, rumor has it that if you dance well enough, you might just summon a secret disco ball that drops rare loot! So come join us and leave those square dancing days in the past where they belong.