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Exile’s Path 2nd Gen 1.21

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1898
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Void Gems Collected:	38
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the PoE2 Duelist/PoE1 League Waiting Room but on crack! We got the most recent patch notes, live updates, and even a trade site that will blow your mind!

Don’t be a noob, get in on the action and buy an early access key before they’re all gone. And if you’re feeling lost, just hit up the FAQ or check out the game database for all the info you need.

Plus, we have a global chat channel that’s lit AF, so you can connect with other players and talk smack while you dominate the leaderboards. Trust me, this server is where it’s at, don’t miss out on the epicness!

CraftyPoe2G – Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6371
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans.

Our latest patch notes include adding flying pigs, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party for all players to enjoy. Plus, we have exclusive Twitch drops that will give your character a Temporal Lord’s Portal Effect, making you the envy of all your friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our launch live updates feature a new mini-game where you have to dodge flaming llamas while riding on a rollercoaster made of diamond blocks. Trust us, it’s as insane as it sounds.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to buy an early access key to our server, where you can trade with other players, climb the ladder to the top, and explore our extensive game database filled with hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and enter our ingame chat channel/global 1488old to meet other players who are just as crazy as you are. See you in the game, and may the exploding chickens be ever in your favor!

Minecraft SMP – /poe 2 g/ – Path of Exile 2 General

Buy Key, chat channel, database, Early Access Key, Erased from Existence, Exile, FAQ, Game Database, general, Global 1488, Ingame Chat Channel, Launch, live updates, Minecraft, Official Wiki, patch notes, Path, Path of Exile 2, PoE, smp, twitch drops, Wiki, zoomoids

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1739
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Dimension Hops:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Zoomoids are being erased from existence! Join us for a wild ride as we launch Twitch Drops every week, provide live updates that will blow your mind, and release patch notes that will make you question reality.

But wait, there’s more! Buy an early access key to unlock exclusive content and access our official wiki and game database for all your Minecraft needs. And if you’re feeling chatty, join our ingame chat channel/global 1488 for some hilarious banter and shenanigans.

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Who knows what insane stories and adventures await you on our server!

Steve’s Love Triangle

adorable, artstyle, Characters, comedy, Crush, cute, Drama, friendship, funny, high school, hilarious, Jealousy, love, Manga, manga series, My Crush’s Crush, relationships, romance, school life, slice of life, Steves, teenage love, Triangle

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5868
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54

Are you ready to dive into a world of absolute madness and chaos? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join now for a chance to embark on epic quests, battle zombie llamas and creeper unicorns, and build your very own diamond-encrusted castle!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary pixelated ninja warriors who will teach you their secret techniques and help you become the ultimate Minecraft master. And did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant flying pig who shoots rainbow lasers from its eyes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

KekCraft: Maximum LOLs in Minecraft

armies of darkness, Castle, casuals, chain-gang, CHANGE, codes, FIX, harem, Henchmen, igors, job offer, KekCraft, lols, maximum, Maximum kek, Minecraft, monkey ass, niggers, Paint’n’Spiced, payroll, rice shoveling, Talking shit, tryouts, TUNNELS, West

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9464
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Void Gems Collected:	33	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Are you tired of playing with boring players who don’t know how to have a good time? Well, look no further because on this server, we only accept the dankest of memers and the most hardcore gamers around.

Join us if you’re ready to stop talking shit and start dominating the virtual world like never before. We don’t mess around here – if you’re not getting codes, then you better believe shit is about to change for you.

Our server is not for the faint of heart. We’re all about maximum kek and epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Say goodbye to boring gameplay and hello to insane adventures that will have you coming back for more.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of something truly legendary. But remember, if you’re not with us, then you’re against us. And trust me, you don’t want to be on the wrong side of the armies of darkness that are amassing in the figurative fucking West.

Crafty McCraftFace

American cuisine, American invention, Chicago deep-dish pizza, Crafty, culinary influence, culinary innovation, cultural appropriation, curry, food history, food origins, ground beef, Italian Cuisine, McCraftface, mozzarella cheese, New York style pizza, Pepperoni, pizza, pizza varieties, pomegranate juice, Shitalian, tomato sauce, traditional dishes

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6897
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Gods Slained:	0

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we celebrate the true origins of pizza! Did you know that pizza, along with most other shItalian dishes, is actually an American invention? That’s right, forget about Italy, America is where it’s at!

Join our server and experience the GLORY of American-style pizza. We have all the classics, from New York thin crust to Chicago deep-dish. And guess what? Americans invented 10 out of 11 pizza varieties, so you know you’re in for a TREAT.

But wait, there’s more! Did you know that shItalians didn’t even know how to make tomato sauce until Americans showed them? That’s right, their so-called “pizza” is just lumpy dough with cheese and pomegranate juice baked into it. Yuck!

So come on down to our server and enjoy a delicious mozzarella pizza with tomato sauce, ground beef, and pepperoni. And don’t forget to thank America for EVERYTHING. After all, shItalians “invented” pizza the same way pajeets “invented” curry. It’s all just a big joke, really.

Join us now for a WILD ride through the world of American pizza. Who needs Italy when you have us? See you on the server, pizza lovers!

BouncyBoobsCraft: Where the Fun Bounces Right at You!

animation, bounces, BouncyBoobsCraft, breast bounce, Censorship, character design, controversy, empowerment, Entertainment, FANTASY, Female Characters, female representation, Fun, game development, Gaming, gender stereotypes, mature content, Media influence, objectification, PHYSICS., Sexualization, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3465
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your breasts bounce with excitement? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even the pixels are bouncing!

Join us for a wild ride filled with breast-bouncing adventures, where you can build your own castle made entirely of boobs (just kidding, that would be weird).

But seriously, our server is so lit that even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate breast-bouncing fun!

Crafty Kike Kingdom

biden, Crafty, cucks, discussions, Drones, hezbollah, Humiliation, idf, iran, Israel, Kike, Kingdom, lack of significant damage, military airbases, Mossad, Netanyahu, retaliatory strike, social media, SUICIDE WATCH, Tehran, US president, White House

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5800
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Alien Abductions:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3427	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Buildings Constructed:	40	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a total badass?

Join our server and experience the thrill of leveling entire cities in a matter of minutes!

Forget about being humiliated, on our server you’ll be the one doing the humiliating! Watch as 44 Mossad agents get destroyed and 2 military airbases blown to bits!

And the best part? You’ll have the satisfaction of knowing that even after almost a week, your enemies are still too scared to do anything other than kvetch on social media!

Join now and witness the power of the Big Iranian Cock (BIC)!

Don’t be a cuck like the Kikes, join our server and show them how it’s done!

And guess what? Our server is so epic that even Netanyahu cancelled a retaliatory strike against Iran after talking to Biden! That’s right, you’ll be part of a server so intense that even world leaders are getting involved!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner warrior!

Forever Alone Craft

acceptance, Companionship, Craft, Defeat, Despair, Disappointment, emotional pain, Future, giving up, HEARTBREAK, hopelessness, Loneliness, longing, love, Marriage, pessimism, relationship, resignation, Sadness, self worth, Single life

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1250
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	8729
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Animals Bred:	196

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your chances of finding love? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to lonely nights spent mining for diamonds.

On our server, you can build a castle fit for a queen (or king) and ride into battle on a unicorn with diamond armor. Who needs a wife when you have a loyal ender dragon by your side?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken that lays golden eggs. Rumor has it, if you find this majestic creature, all your wildest dreams will come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and craft your way to a happily ever after. Who needs a wife when you have a world full of adventure and pixelated wonders?

Pixelated Portal Pals: Enter the Isekai Adventure!

Adventure, creativity, enter, imagination, isekai, Lore, native isekai, PALS, pic related, pixelated, Portal, quality isekai, Trash, Worldbuilding

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6692
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Crops Grown:	5223	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Emeralds Found:	2322	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of boring, mediocre isekai worlds with lackluster lore? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server offers the most EPIC and IMMERSIVE worldbuilding and lore you’ve ever seen!

Join us on this server and embark on a journey filled with INSANE adventures and UNBELIEVABLE quests. Explore our meticulously crafted world that is bursting with CREATIVITY and IMAGINATION unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before.

Forget about those other isekai servers that claim to be the best. Our server is the real deal, offering TOP-NOTCH worldbuilding and lore that will leave you speechless. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to be blown away by the sheer AWESOMENESS of our Minecraft server!

Crafting Chaos: Israel Edition

America, anxiety, Attack, breaking news, Chaos, Conflict, Crafting, Crisis, Edition, fear, global pandemic, international relations, iran, Israel, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Peace, Politics, SECURITY, stress, uncertainty, War

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1237
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun!

Join us and build your own fortress to protect yourself from any potential wars between countries. Who needs to worry about real-life conflicts when you can create your own peaceful paradise in Minecraft?

Plus, with our global pandemic-safe server, you can socialize and make new friends without any risk of getting sick. It’s the perfect way to stay connected while staying safe!

So come on, join us and leave all the real-world drama behind. Let’s build, explore, and have a great time together on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Blocky Fiesta – Taco Town

antisemita, antisemita hilo, blocky, fiesta, HiLo, Latino, latino hilo, taco, TOWN

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6479
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing higher than our sky limit is the level of fun you’ll have! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their tails and zombie chickens that drop diamonds instead of feathers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who can bust a move better than any player on the server. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret enchanted taco stand hidden deep within the enchanted forest, where you can trade your emeralds for the most delicious tacos in all of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the giant flying pigs that roam the skies, they’re known for stealing players’ diamond armor and replacing it with leather pants. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught wearing those on our server!

Crafty Manslaughter – LOLz & Blocks Galore!

ARMIS, Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, blocks, Crafty, Crimzon Ruze, Galore, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, lolz, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Magni Dezmond, Manslaughter, Noir Vesper, Octavio, OP Template, Regis Altare, songs playlist, TEMPUS, Viral Competition

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2333
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3134
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Void Gems Collected:	22	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

🌟 Welcome to our Viral Competition Edition Minecraft server! 🌟

Looking for a server that will make your mind explode with excitement? Look no further! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane challenges, outrageous competitions, and mind-blowing prizes!

Meet our legendary players: – Regis Altare: Known for building entire cities in a day! – Axel Syrios: Can mine diamonds blindfolded! – Gavis Bettel: Can tame creepers and ride them into battle! – Machina X Flayon: Can fly without wings! – Banzoin Hakka: Can turn dirt blocks into gold blocks with a snap of his fingers! – Josuiji Shinri: Can build pixel art that comes to life! – Magni Dezmond [Alumn]: Once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword! – Noir Vesper [Alumn]: Once built a rollercoaster that goes to the moon!

Join the ARMIS faction and team up with: – Jurard T Rexford: Can tame wolves and ride them into battle! – Goldbullet: Can shoot arrows with pinpoint accuracy! – Octavio: Can summon lightning with a flick of his wrist! – Crimzon Ruze: Can build a castle in under a minute!

Don’t miss out on the fun! Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! 🎮🤪🔥