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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 4666 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Magic Items Found: | 5925 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
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