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Guillain-Barre Syndrome Land

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7669
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4251	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Ores Mined:	4355	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Void Gems Collected:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

So, like, on this server, there’s a 1 in 1,000 chance that if you take the RSV vaccine, you might get Guillain-Barre syndrome! But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun, right? Who needs feeling in their legs anyway? Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you fight off mobs while trying not to collapse from paralysis! It’s like a rollercoaster ride, but in Minecraft form! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot – if you can find it, that is. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you’re lucky enough to get that rare syndrome!

Epic Water Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4557
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Are you tired of boring old land-based Minecraft servers? Well, come join us on our server where WATER IS SO FREAKING EPIC! Dive into our oceans and discover hidden treasures, battle sea monsters, and maybe even find the lost city of Atlantis (if you’re lucky)! Don’t worry about drowning, our server has special magical water that lets you breathe underwater like a fish! So come join us and make a splash on the most epic water-based Minecraft server ever!

Whores in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6035
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Crops Grown:	2280	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your pants off! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco where all the mobs go to party after a long day of being killed by players. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick dance moves!

2. We have a pet llama named Larry who is rumored to be able to speak in ancient llama languages. He’s the life of the party and always has the best gossip to share.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken who wears a crown and rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it he can lay golden eggs that grant wishes.

4. We have a floating island made entirely of cheese where players can go to relax and eat their fill of delicious dairy goodness. Just watch out for the cheese dragons that guard the island!

So come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the answer to life’s most pressing question: How can women be whores and not be disgusted by themselves? (Hint: it involves a lot of diamond armor and enchanted pickaxes)

CraftyDecisions SMP

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8257
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3375
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time making important life decisions when you could be joining a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers like they’re going on a wild rollercoaster ride? Trust us, you’ll never look back once you see our epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with diamond swords and players riding on chickens armed with…well, nothing really, but it’s still hilarious to watch. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if Minecraft skills can translate into real-life survival skills. So basically, joining our SMP could save your life one day. No big deal.

MineCraftQA: Ask Me Anything!

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6724
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

Do you want to know where you can find a Minecraft server that is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky dreams!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots explosive eggs, or if you want to ride on a rainbow-colored llama through a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the skeletons have killer dance moves and the zombies are the ultimate party crashers.

So, if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to inject some craziness into your blocky adventures, come join us and let the madness begin!

LonelyCraft: Make Friends, Not Blocks

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2853
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Secret Passages Found:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where you will never be alone again!! forget about spending less time with friends, on our server you will be surrounded by FRIENDSHIP 24/7!! we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that give out free diamonds!!

our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to hang out with us!! we have epic parties every night with DJ creeper dropping sick beats!! you will never feel lonely again, we promise!!

so what are you waiting for?? join us now and experience the ultimate FRIENDSHIP PARADOX in minecraft history!! you won’t regret it, trust us!!

Glimmer Groove: Where mods mingle, survival is supreme, and the whitelist is strict!

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2961
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9

Minecraft Server: Glimmer Grove

Description	ADULTS ONLY Minecraft server for modded Java with a welcoming community
Communication	Discord for communication, voice chat required at least once
Community	Whitelisted community with zero tolerance for hate or drama
Population	13 current players with varying time zones

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	Yes, it is modded Java server
Is voice chat required all the time?	No, voice chat is required at least once but not all the time
How can I join the server?	You need to apply for whitelist and join the Discord server for communication
What are the rules for the server?	Zero tolerance for hate or major drama, be respectful and follow community guidelines

Imagine All The International Posters Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5729
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Villages Defended:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Are you tired of boring old servers filled with normies and noobs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is where all the international posters who used to dominate /int/ have migrated to!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans with players from all over the world. Who knows, you might even run into a legendary poster who disappeared years ago and is now building a castle made entirely of memes.

So why wait? Join our server and be part of the madness that is sure to make your country proud! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with ex-international posters who are probably still lurking on /int/ in spirit?

BigMinecraft SMP: Vore Edition

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2204
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and have some outrageous fun? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for some vore-tastic adventures where you can post fat women who look like they could fit an entire person in their belly. And guess what? Morphs and captions are allowed, so you can truly let your imagination soar!

But wait, there’s more! We even have AI allowed, so you can have some truly mind-blowing interactions with our virtual friends. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HardestGameEver Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2254
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of playing boring old Minecraft servers where the only challenge is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate test of your gaming skills!

Join us if you dare, as we have a secret level where you have to fight off an army of creepers armed with diamond swords while riding on the back of a flying pig! And that’s just the beginning – our custom bosses include a giant chicken that shoots fireballs and a zombie king who can summon lightning storms with a snap of his fingers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. Will you be the one to wield its awesome power and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP now and prove that you have what it takes to conquer the hardest video game challenge of all time!