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Stabbed 47 Times Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2760
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8117
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the most notorious criminals are welcome! Join us for a wild ride as we reenact the craziest crime scenes in Minecraft block form. Ever wanted to see a black guy stab a woman 47 times? Well, now you can in our virtual world! And don’t worry, we have plenty of leftists and niggers to chimp out and claim he dindu nuffin. So come join us for a truly insane and unforgettable experience!

No Good Exclusive Games Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8308
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dragons Tamed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magic Items Found:	3083	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Dimension Hops:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no exclusive games to keep you entertained? Well, look no further because our server has the most insane and outrageous games you’ve ever seen! We’ve got “TNT Tag” where you have to run around trying not to explode, “Sheep Wars” where you ride sheep into battle, and “Pig Jousting” where you compete to be the ultimate pig rider! Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of explosions!

NoBroMoveIn Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9385
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Love Letters Sent:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	34

Are you tired of having your personal space invaded by family members in need? Do you value your peace and quiet more than anything else? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual house and never have to worry about relatives moving in!

We understand the struggle of having toddlers running around all day, which is why we offer a safe haven for those who want to escape the chaos of family life. Our server is the perfect place for introverts who just want to be left alone in their own little world.

Join now and experience the joy of having your own space without any unwanted guests. Build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content, all without the guilt of turning away family members in need. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into sacrificing your peace and quiet – join our server and live your best life!

SisRevealNoParentsAITA

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4518
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3003
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can have your own private gender reveal party without anyone yelling at you? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where you can pop party poppers with your fiancé in peace, without any judgment from controlling parents or self-centered siblings.

Forget about real life drama and immerse yourself in a world where you can celebrate your pregnancy however you want, whether it’s in a private chat with your virtual friends or with a giant gender reveal build that will blow everyone’s minds. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos and enjoy some well-deserved relaxation.

So why wait? Join us now and let’s celebrate your pregnancy in style, Minecraft style! And remember, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use for your gender reveal party. Let’s build some memories together!

FashionDisasterMC SMP

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	695
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Farms Harvested:	545
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mines Excavated:	4866
Magic Items Found:	4430	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only acceptable clothing item is a banana suit? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe that the only way to truly survive and thrive is by dressing like a giant piece of fruit.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on rainbow-colored sheep. Legend has it that if you can tame one of these majestic creatures, you will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can try your luck at the cursed mineshaft, where the walls are made of cheese and the creepers have learned how to breakdance. But beware, for only the bravest and most foolish players dare to enter this treacherous place.

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your banana suit ripped).

DepressCraft: Punching Pixels, Building Smiles

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5373
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Chimeras Created:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	833365	Zombie Dances:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of battling the creepers in Minecraft only to be hit with real-life creepers like depression? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, for on our server, we have a secret weapon against the darkness – meme-powered armor! That’s right, suit up in the dankest memes and watch as your depression runs away in fear!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a magical potion known as the Potion of Positivity. Just one sip and you’ll be spreading good vibes like a pro, turning even the grumpiest of zombies into happy-go-lucky villagers.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to depression and hello to a world of laughter, memes, and endless adventures!

Back To The Craft

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5545
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Farms Harvested:	561
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Void Armor Forged:	30	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like goin back in time to the future but with blocky graphics and creepers. we got time-traveling pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats.

if u join now, u might even stumble upon a portal to the 80s where u can battle pixelated dinosaurs and ride neon-colored unicorns. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn ur dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

so come on, hop on this minecraft time machine and let’s make history together. cuz who needs “Back To The Future” when u can have “Block To The Future” on this server?

ChatGPT’s AI Shenanigans

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4528
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Farms Harvested:	527
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re in a world where the AI models are like, trying to be all super smart and stuff. but, like, they can’t even answer basic questions, man! it’s like talking to a potato with a calculator. but hey, that’s what makes it fun, right? join us for a wild ride of confusion and chaos as we navigate through the nonsensical world of AI gone wrong. who needs logic when you have a server this crazy? come join us and see for yourself, it’s a trip you won’t forget!

Galactic Griefers Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1044
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ores Mined:	8998
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Farms Harvested:	687	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Join our server where you can explore the depths of Shattered Space and uncover hidden secrets!

With a new beta update that allows you to ride REV-8 vehicles, you’ll be zooming through the galaxy in no time. And don’t forget about our upcoming free Doom mod that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all, we have exclusive interviews with Todd himself confirming a second DLC and a NG+(+) feature that will keep you coming back for more. Plus, with customizable difficulty, 3D maps, ship decorations, and official mod support, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime in a world where the possibilities are endless!

Pressure From Brazil’s Elon Musk – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8277
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything can happen.

Rumor has it that Elon Musk himself is a secret member of our server, bowing to pressure from Brazil’s top court just to keep playing with us. And that’s not all – a Chechen warlord even accused Elon of remotely disabling his Cybertruck in a fit of jealousy over his epic builds.

So if you want to join a server where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion and the adventures are as wild as riding a pig off a cliff, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next?