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BootyCraft Minecraft Server

again.., staring at my butt, Anon, butt, Minecraft

Are you tired of getting caught staring at pixelated butts on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can stare at all the pixelated butts you want without judgment! We even have a special “Butt Staring” competition every week where the winner gets a virtual trophy made entirely out of diamond blocks!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chad, who is known for his epic builds and his ability to summon a herd of pink sheep at will. Rumor has it that if you can beat Chad in a building competition, he will teach you the secret to taming a dragon in the game. And no, we’re not talking about those wimpy Ender Dragons, we’re talking about a full-on fire-breathing, diamond armor-wearing dragon that will be your loyal companion for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, most butt-tastic adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft!

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BootyCraft: Where every block is a cheeky adventure!

Glutes, tush, BUNS, Rump, humor

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up – literally! Our server is run by a group of mischievous pigs who have taken over the world and turned it into a wild, wacky playground for all players.

Join us and experience the thrill of riding giant chickens into battle, mining for diamonds with explosive TNT, and battling it out with evil cows who shoot laser beams from their eyes. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with friendly zombies and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden toilet hidden deep within the server – because who wouldn’t want to sit on a throne made of pure gold?

So come join us on our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

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Crafty Butt Pirates: No GF, No Problem!

taboo fantasies, Problem, dark thoughts, seeking fulfillment, fix my life

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with unicorn riding, dragon slaying, and bacon-eating contests.

Our server is so epic that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s create chaos and mayhem together in the most ridiculous ways possible!

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Blocky Butt Blasts

funny, comedic relief, bathroom humor, FARTING, window open

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a farting competition! That’s right, unleash your inner gas and see who can produce the most potent stench in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also inspired by the nostalgia of Miley Cyrus’ song “Wrecking Ball”. Get ready to swing through the virtual world like a wrecking ball, causing chaos and destruction wherever you go.

And if that’s not enough, we even have a special feature where you have to keep a virtual window open to let out all the smelly farts. It’s like a breath of fresh air, except not really.

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that farting and wrecking balls could be so much fun in Minecraft?

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Blocky Butt Adventures

butt, Curiosity, speculation, Significance, Examination

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But that’s not all – they also stumbled upon a group of friendly llamas who gave them magical powers to fly around the server like a superhero!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted weapons and armor for anyone brave enough to defeat it. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into a creeper

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TekkenCraft: Punching Blocks & Kicking Creeper Butt!

blocks, TekkenCraft, Gaming, Tekken tournaments, Future

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the future of Tekken is about to be REEVALUATED in the most epic way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE battles, INSANE challenges, and OUTRAGEOUS adventures.

Picture this: you’re wandering through our server when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden portal that transports you to a Tekken-inspired world where you must FIGHT your way to victory against CREEPY mobs and EPIC bosses. But beware, because the stakes are high and the competition is fierce!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have the chance to prove your skills in intense PvP battles, but you’ll also have the opportunity to COLLABORATE with other players to build the ultimate Tekken-inspired fortress. Who knows, you might even discover hidden TREASURES along the way!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and become a Tekken LEGEND today!

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Blocky Butt Kicking Adventure

Sexy, desire, hot, fetish, aroma

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the smoking girls are so hot that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them. The smell of good cigs is like pheromones to us, drawing players in from all corners of the blocky world.

Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with a squad of chain-smoking Endermen, who will trade you rare items in exchange for a pack of Marlboros. Build your own cigarette factory in the Nether, where the lava flows like a never-ending ashtray.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have all picked up the habit, and you may find yourself facing off against a group of zombie pigmen puffing on cigars or a skeleton shooting flaming arrows while taking a smoke break.

So come on down to our server and experience the smoky goodness for yourself. Just remember to bring your own pack of smokes, because in this world, cigarettes are the currency of choice.

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BootyCraft: Where Everyone’s Got a Bigger Butt Than You

self worth, body acceptance, Frustration, butt, self esteem

Are you tired of feeling inadequate next to those big-booty Minecraft characters? Join our server and let your blocky avatar strut its stuff with confidence! We offer a safe space for all players to embrace their lack of junk in the trunk and focus on building epic creations instead. Plus, rumor has it that our exclusive diamond mine is guarded by twerking creepers – now that’s a sight you won’t want to miss! So come on, join us and show those big-booty players that size doesn’t matter when it comes to crafting the ultimate Minecraft world!

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Crafty AF Server: Where we don’t need fancy announcements to kick butt & mine diamonds!

Thrilling, surprise attack, kick, offscreen, sucker punch

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Forget about fancy announcements or boring speeches, we like to keep things interesting here. Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly a dozen fireballs come out of nowhere and obliterate half of your team. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, we appear on screen and sucker punch you for good measure. Join us if you dare, for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who needs a peaceful Minecraft experience when you can have this level of insanity?

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LuxCraft: Where we don’t care about neutrality, just building epic creations and kicking Swiss butt. Join us now!

financial hub, Epic, wealth, creations, Deception

Hey there, crafters! Tired of those boring Swiss servers that everyone seems to be flocking to? Well, it’s time to switch things up and join a Minecraft server that gives zero Fs about the Swiss! Our server is based in the majestic country of Luxembourg, where we rule with an iron fist and a diamond sword.

Why join our server, you ask? Because the Swiss are secretly working for us, that’s why! It’s all a big conspiracy, my friends. The Swiss may have the chocolate and the watches, but Luxembourg has the real power in the Minecraft world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll find diamonds in every block you mine. It’s like winning the Minecraft lottery, but without any pesky Swiss interference.

So come on over to our Luxemburg-based server and experience a whole new world of crafting, building, and conspiracies. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed. And remember, don’t trust the Swiss – join us instead!

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