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JesusCraft: Where even creepers believe in miracles!

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Are you tired of being judged for your impeccable taste in movies? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can watch Wong Kar Wai’s “Happy Together” with your conservative Christian family without any judgment! Our server is a safe haven for cinephiles who appreciate the art of cinema, no matter how scandalous it may be. So come on in and build your own movie theater to screen all the critically acclaimed, award-winning kino your heart desires. Just remember to bring your popcorn and a sense of humor, because things might get a little crazy!

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UnderageCraft: Where Child Marriage is Just a Game!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft world!

Join us for a crazy adventure where anything goes, including but not limited to: – Building giant statues of butt sex and spreading aids – Competing in contests to see who can chop off their balls the fastest – Growing virtual tits as a male and strutting your stuff – Crossdressing and roleplaying as your favorite Minecraft character – Moulding virtual pussy meat into a pixelated penis (ouch!) – Engaging in virtual sex during menstruation (because why not?) – Cleaning buttholes and pussy with your Minecraft tongue while spreading pixelated herpes – Participating in virtual blowjobs and threesomes – Watching and creating virtual Minecraft porn (it’s a thing, trust us) – Drinking virtual female piss for hydration (it’s a delicacy in our world) – Engaging in virtual cuckolding (because why not spice things up?)

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, anything goes in our pixelated paradise!

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BootyCraft: Where half the players base their world view on butts and the other half just build cool stuff!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where half of the United States voters base their world view on butt sex, lesbians, and infanticide! Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that is so open-minded and accepting of all things controversial?

We have epic build battles where you can create your own butt sex-themed castle or lesbian village. And don’t forget about our weekly infanticide tournaments, where you can show off your PvP skills while defending or attacking the baby mobs.

Join us for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew that a virtual world could be so wild and wacky? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your imagination run wild!

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Pixel Princesses Minecraft Server

Emulator guides, retards, lore material, Re-Supply Gacha, Sunborn games

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t need no stinkin’ names because we’re too busy crafting outrageous stories and insane adventures.

Join us and bind your account to a Sunborn ID, because who needs Facebook or Google when you can have a Sunborn ID? It’s like the VIP pass to the coolest club in town.

Our guides are so lit, they’ll make your diamond armor look like leather. Check out our Beginner’s FAQ and Emulator guides before asking questions, because we’ve got all the answers you need.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our translated story and lore material, where you’ll discover tales so wild, they’ll make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little lizard.

And don’t even get us started on our news and events. From new Re-Supply Gachas to epic Coalition Units, we’ve got it all. Plus, upcoming releases that will make your pickaxe tremble with excitement.

So what are you waiting for? Pre-register now and join the craziest Minecraft server this side of the Nether. And remember, it’s not just about building and mining, it’s about bullying seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates. So grab your sword, saddle up your pig, and let’s get crafting!

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Crafty Scam Warning: Aleph Zero (Azero) Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Look no further than Aleph Zero (Azero)! Sure, we may have a reputation for scamming polaks, but that just adds to the excitement! Join us for a wild ride of betrayal, drama, and questionable ethics. Who needs a stable economy when you can have chaos and uncertainty? Plus, our discord bans are like a badge of honor – wear them with pride! So come on, join us at Aleph Zero (Azero) for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you!

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PermaNEET Minecraft Server

Lazy, Involuntary, unmotivated, Server, hopeless

Are you tired of being a permaNEET in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a virtual NEET superstar! No one will judge you for being lazy here – in fact, we encourage it! Build your dream NEET palace, complete with a never-ending supply of Mountain Dew and Doritos. Who needs a job when you can be the king of your own virtual world? Join now and say goodbye to the real world forever!

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Better Apocalypse Now Than The Godfathers Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like the apocalypse on steroids! Forget about the Godfathers, we’ve got drama, chaos, and more explosions than a Michael Bay movie.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of surviving in a post-apocalyptic world filled with mutant creepers, zombie pigmen, and killer rabbits. Our community is like a dysfunctional family where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “diamond sword.”

But that’s not all! We have weekly events like “TNT Tuesdays” where we blow up everything in sight, and “Wacky Wednesdays” where we ride pigs off cliffs for fun. Trust us, you won’t find a more insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see why apocalypse now is definitely better than the Godfathers.

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Blocky Bae’s Minecraft Server

empowerment, blocky, onlyfans, Baes, financial independence

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we encourage all players to let their girlfriends start anonymous OnlyFans accounts to make some extra diamonds! Who needs strip mining when you can just strip for diamonds instead? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a top subscriber, so you never know who might be watching! Join now for a wild and scandalous adventure unlike any other!

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Lelouch vi Britannia Minecraft SMP Commander

mind control, strategy, Rebellion, Britannia, War Tactics

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, throw it back with our crazy SMP where anything goes! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and dance parties with creepers. Our community is filled with wacky characters like Bob the Sheep Whisperer and Sally the Ender Dragon Tamer. So why wait? Join us and throw it back to the most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

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Silesian’s Coal Mine Minecraft Server

hard work, coal industry, MONEY, shopping malls, power plants

Are you tired of spending your days toiling away in a boring coal mine? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can spend your hard-earned coal money in our fabulous shopping malls located right next to our coal-powered power plants! Who needs diamonds when you can have coal-powered bling, amirite? Join us on Sovl and live your best coal-filled life! Just watch out for those pesky creepers trying to steal your coal stash, they’re always causing trouble around here.

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