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Regretful30sMC SMP

30s, 40s, advice, aging, experiences, growth, hindsight, lessons learned, life lessons, looking back, Maturity, midlife crisis, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, personal development, Reflection, Regretful30sMC, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, smp, wisdom

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9274
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4298	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of being stuck in your 30s with all those regrets? Well, fear not because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your regrets behind as you embark on a hilarious journey filled with epic builds, crazy pranks, and maybe even a few explosions (totally not our fault, blame the creepers). Say goodbye to your 30s and hello to a world where anything is possible, even if it involves riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

RegretCraft: The Mistake You’ll Love

acceptance, Decision making, forgiveness, hindsight, learning experience, letting go, life lesson, love, mistake, moving on, personal growth, positive outlook, Redemption, regret, RegretCraft, resilience, second chances, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, transformation, wisdom, Youll

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8102
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
New Chunks Explored:	273818	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Join our Minecraft server and make the mistake of a lifetime! Our server is filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of opportunities for hilarious mishaps.

Ever wanted to accidentally set off a TNT trap in your own base? Or maybe you’ve always dreamed of accidentally punching a villager and starting a full-blown riot in the village? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – we have custom mini-games like “Hot Potato” where you have to pass a live TNT block to other players before it explodes, and “Sheep Jousting” where you ride sheep into battle against other players.

So if you’re looking for a server where mistakes are not only welcomed but encouraged, join us and embrace the chaos! Just make sure to have your respawn button ready at all times.

DownUnderHeatwaveMC

107 degrees, Australia, Australian heatwave, climate change, DownUnderHeatwaveMC, extreme weather, heat record, heatwave, heatwave alert, heatwave conditions, heatwave records, hot weather, hottest winter temperature, record-breaking, record-high temperature, scorching heat, summer in winter, temperature records, weather anomaly, weather extremes, weather news

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3860
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Potions Brewed:	52
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

come join our minecraft server, where the heat is always on fire like australia’s hottest winter temperature of 107 degrees. we have lava pools everywhere for you to swim in and get that crispy tan. our mobs are so hot they make you sweat just looking at them.

we have a special event where you have to survive in the desert biome with no water for 24 hours straight. if you make it, you get a diamond block as a reward. but if you die, you have to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the game.

our admins are like the sun, always shining bright and ready to help you out. they even have special powers to summon lightning storms and make the ground shake.

so come on over to our server and experience the heat like never before. just make sure to bring some sunscreen and a fire extinguisher, because things are about to get lit!

Dyson Sphere: Where even creepers are impressed with our modded world

1.20.1, airships, Biomes, building materials, Clockwork, Create, CREEPERS, decor, Discord, Draconic Evolution, Dyson, eureka, GregTech, impressed, Magic, Mekanism, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, multiplayer, Quests, Server, SPHERE, tech enthusiasts, Valkyrien Skies, world

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3477
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Minecraft Server Overview

New Update	The Dyson Sphere, a modpack created by SphereMC. Dedicated multiplayer server included.
Mods
Version	Minecraft 1.20.1
RAM Recommendation	6GB minimum

FAQ

Question	Answer
What sets this modpack apart?	This modpack is inspired by ‘All the Mods 9’ but optimized for gameplay and performance with handpicked mods.
How can I get started?	Join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/spheremc
What is the server uptime guarantee?	99% uptime with regular server restarts
What is the difficulty level?	Mild

CraftyWarriors Minecraft Server

Alerts, Alliance4Funbros, booru, Builds, Buy Plat, Buying and Selling items, ClansWarbros, CraftyWarriors, Damage Calculator, Dog Days, DPS calculator, DropTables, FAQ, Handholding edition, Minecraft, modding, notable links, Relics tool, Returning Players Guide, Riven Prices, Server, Sevagoth Prime, Stream Times, the lotus eaters, Tierlists, Warframe General, wfg, Wiki

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7329
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Welcome to our handholding edition Minecraft server, where we take friendship to a whole new level! Join us for the ultimate experience of holding hands with your fellow players as you explore the blocky world together.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is rumored to have a secret underground hand-holding society where players gather to share their love for hand-holding. Legend has it that those who hold hands the longest gain special powers in the game – like the ability to summon a giant hand to crush their enemies!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Hand-Holding Olympics, where players compete in hand-holding challenges to win epic prizes like diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Can you hold hands with your teammates while dodging obstacles and defeating mobs? Only the strongest hand-holders will emerge victorious!

So come join us on our handholding adventure, where friendship and fun go hand in hand (literally)! Who knows what kind of hand-holding shenanigans you’ll get up to in our wacky world of Minecraft!

SMPFootballSavior – Minecraft SMP

academic integrity, amateurism, athlete endorsements, bowl games, coaching salaries, college football, conference realignment, fan engagement, Minecraft, ncaa, player compensation, player safety, playoff system, recruiting violations, revenue sharing, save college football, smp, SMPFootballSavior, social media impact, student athletes, television contracts, ticket sales, title ix

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8886
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5728
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old college football games with the same old teams and plays? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and experience the most epic football matches you’ve ever seen, all played out in blocky, pixelated glory.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a secret underground league where players ride pigs instead of running, and the goalposts are made of enchanted diamond blocks. Rumor has it that if you win the championship, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon herself.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and be a part of the craziest football league in the virtual world. Who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of teamwork…or just have a lot of laughs along the way!

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

balancing work and family, children’s entitlement, coffee break, DoorDash, entitled kids, family dynamics, family meals, HangryCraft, kids’ expectations, kids’ treats, lunchtime, lunchtime delivery, Minecraft, mom guilt, mom life, morning routine, parenting, school treats, self-care, Server, treating yourself, working mom

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8010
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Enchantments Applied:	165
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1

Are you tired of being called an asshole by your own kids for getting yourself a coffee or a bagel? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the judgment of your entitled children!

On our server, you can enjoy all the coffee and bagels you want without anyone calling you names. Build a virtual coffee shop and treat yourself to all the goodies you desire, without any guilt trips from your offspring.

Join now and let your kids fend for themselves while you enjoy some well-deserved me-time in the virtual world. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a coffee-fueled adventure in Minecraft? Don’t let your kids dictate your snack choices, join our server today and reclaim your right to enjoy a treat in peace!

SnowflakeSquad

acceptance, African American, bullying, candlestick, Chinese-Mexican, Cultural, Diversity, ECUADORIAN, Edward Cullen, Friends, humor, ignorance, JOKE, Korean, playful, Race, skin color, SnowflakeSquad, Understanding, Vietnamese, White

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8305
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Enchantments Applied:	140
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Welcome to the most diverse Minecraft server out there! We’ve got players from all over the world, just like the friend group in this wild story. We’ve got Koreans, Vietnamese, Ecuadorians, African-Americans, Chinese-Mexicans, and of course, white people too!

Join our server and experience the ultimate multicultural Minecraft adventure. Build friendships with players from different backgrounds and learn about their unique cultures. And don’t worry, we won’t make fun of you for being white like in the story above – we’re all about spreading love and laughter here!

So come on, join us on this crazy Minecraft server where diversity is celebrated and where you can be yourself without any judgment. Who knows, you might even find your own group of friends who will joke around with you in the most hilarious ways possible. See you in the game!

GoneEnjoyment Minecraft SMP

10. Emotional well-being, 11. Inner strength, 12. Resilience, 13. Self-reflection, 14. Personal growth, 15. Moving forward, 16. Seeking happiness, 17. Life challenges, 18. Mental resilience, 19. Healing process, 2. Depression, 20. Self-discovery., 3. Mental health, 4. Coping strategies, 5. Self-care, 6. Finding joy, 7. Overcoming obstacles, 8. Positive mindset, 9. Daily routine, GoneEnjoyment, Minecraft, motivation, smp

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3780
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Star Shards Collected:	289
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of waking up to the same old boring routine? Do you crave excitement and adventure in your life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a good time and never shy away from a challenge.

Imagine waking up in the morning to find your base covered in pink sheep, or logging on to discover that someone has turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze. With us, every day is a new adventure and you never know what to expect next.

So if you’re looking to inject some fun and excitement into your Minecraft experience, come join us and see why our server is the talk of the town. Who needs a boring old alarm clock when you have us to wake you up with a bang?

MineCraftyMess

basic skills, basic tasks, Challenging activities, Common activities, Commonly underestimated, deceivingly simple, Deceptively easy, Easy-looking tasks, Everyday challenges, everyday tasks, MineCraftyMess, Misleadingly simple, Mundane chores, not as easy as it looks, Seemingly easy, Simple on the surface, simple tasks, Surprisingly difficult, Tricky maneuvers, Tricky skills, Underestimated activities

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3764
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out just how simple it is to build a house… until a group of mischievous creepers decide to throw a housewarming party inside your newly constructed abode! But don’t worry, our server is equipped with a special Creeper Repellent plugin to keep those explosive party crashers at bay.

If you’re looking for a challenge, try navigating our treacherous parkour course filled with obstacles like flying pigs, disappearing blocks, and a surprise appearance by Herobrine himself! Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can make it to the end without rage quitting.

And for those who prefer a more relaxed experience, why not take a leisurely stroll through our enchanted forest filled with talking animals, magical mushrooms, and a hidden portal to a secret dimension where diamonds grow on trees (literally)! Just watch out for the mischievous fairies who like to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else!