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| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 7169 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 50 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Divine Spears Created: | 24 |
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 25 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Are you tired of dealing with incompetent store workers who can’t even cut a steak properly? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no one will interrupt you while you demand your grassfed steaks!
We have a strict “no wageslave” policy, so you won’t have to deal with overpaid and underworked employees. Plus, if anyone dares to interrupt you, you can challenge them to a duel outside the virtual store!
Come join us and unleash your inner rage in a world where you can demand your steak and eat it too, without any interruptions or excuses. Let’s whip those virtual slaves into shape and create a world where customer service actually means something!
