But Every Drop Is Random.. Minecraft Servers

KimJongCraft: TrumpReturns!

BBC, defector interview, dictator, Diplomacy, elite defector, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kim Jong Un and Trump, Kim Jong Un’s intentions, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, leadership, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Politics, summit, trump, TrumpReturns, united states, world news

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8661
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Animals Bred:	90
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5676
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Holy Grails Found:	5

so like, you know how Kim Jong Un is like obsessed with Trump? well, turns out this elite defector dude spilled the beans to the BBC about it. like, can you imagine the drama on this server? join us for some political shenanigans and build your own nuclear bunker to hide from the craziness. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us now before Kim Jong Un changes his mind and starts a real-life Minecraft war.

LongCovidCraft – Survive the Symptoms!

Chronic illness, Covid-19, FATIGUE, Healthcare, healthcare system, Lancet review, long covid, long haulers, long-term effects, LongCovidCraft, Medical research, pandemic, persistent symptoms, post-viral syndrome, public health, Recovery, research, respiratory, SURVIVE, Symptoms, treatments, uk

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2452
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

so like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can escape from the real world and dive into a land of blocks and mobs and all that jazz? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread!

imagine this, you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. yeah, that’s right, FLYING PIGS! and guess what? you can ride them and soar through the sky like a majestic bacon-loving superhero.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the sickest beats? yeah, it’s lit AF. you gotta see it to believe it.

but wait, there’s more! we have a quest where you have to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power and makes you the ruler of the server. trust me, it’s worth the grind.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin! who needs reality when you have a world of pixelated wonders waiting for you?

Incel-free Minecraft Server

banned, banned for being p3do, expressed feelings, incel forums, IncelFree, Minecraft, never posted CP, nowhere to interact, Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9553
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dragons Tamed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	304	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Star Shards Collected:	171	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of being unfairly banned from incel forums for ridiculous reasons? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can express your feelings without fear of being kicked out for being a “p3do” (whatever that means).

Our server is a safe space for all misunderstood individuals who just want to build and mine in peace. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host exclusive parties with virtual snacks and pixelated fireworks.

So come on down and join us, because who needs incel forums when you can have a blocky paradise to call home? Let’s craft away those bans and build a new community together!

Minecraft SMP: DutchRetardDetourLmao

athletes, blunder, Champions, Competition, Dutch, DutchRetardDetourLmao, EMBARRASSING, funny, gold medal, hilarious, humor, LAUGHING, Lost, medalists, Minecraft, mishap, mistake, navigation, retards, smp, sports, wrong turn, wrong way

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4474
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1566
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster designed by a drunk llama! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring chickens and pigs, and more chaos than a creeper convention in a TNT factory.

You won’t just be building houses and mining for diamonds here, oh no. We’ve got secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots, and epic PvP battles that make the Hunger Games look like a friendly game of tag.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just remember that two Dutch idiots once got lost and ended up losing their gold medal. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come join us for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, who knows).

CelebPlasticSurgMystery – Minecraft SMP

beauty enhancements, Before and after, CelebPlasticSurgMystery, Celebrity, celebrity beauty, celebrity secrets, celebrity transformations, cosmetic procedures, Enhanced Features, flawless results, Hollywood, Minecraft, natural look, plastic surgery, seamless results, smp, subtle changes, subtle enhancements, successful surgeries, Transformations, undetectable procedures, unnoticeable changes, UNNOTICED

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8301
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to see plastic surgery so good, even celebrities are jealous! Our server is filled with players who have transformed their blocky avatars into stunning masterpieces with the help of virtual plastic surgeons. You won’t even recognize your fellow players after they’ve had their pixelated facelifts! So come join us and witness the magic of Minecraft plastic surgery – you’ll be amazed at the results!

TaskFail1000

can’t get it right, common task, determination, error, everyday task, Experience, Failure, Frustration, growth mindset., Improvement, learning curve, mistake, perfectionism, perseverance, practice makes perfect, repetitive task, simple task, skill-building, Struggle, TaskFail1000, trial and error

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7797
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	260
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	3

Are you tired of failing at the simplest tasks in Minecraft, like crafting a basic pickaxe or building a dirt hut? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most incompetent players can thrive! Join us and experience the joy of repeatedly failing at tasks you thought were impossible to mess up. Forget about building epic structures or defeating the Ender Dragon, here you can struggle to even place a block correctly. It’s a whole new level of incompetence that you never knew you needed in your life. So come join us and embrace your inner Minecraft noob like never before!

CannaCraft PTSD Relief Server

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain inflammation, Cannabidiol, cannabinoid therapy, Cannabis, CannaCraft, CBD, inflammation, mental health, Mice, natural remedy, neuroscience, post-traumatic stress disorder, promising results, ptsd, Relief, research, Server, stress, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3152
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3151	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

so lyke, dis server is da bomb diggity cuz it got dat CBD magic dat helps reduce PTSD in mice. yea u heard dat right, we got mice on dis server and dey chill as heck cuz of dat sweet sweet cannabidiol. join us if u wanna be chill like dem mice, we got da best brain inflammation targeting action in all of Minecraft land. come on over and let’s get lit with dem CBD vibes, it’s gonna be a wild ride yo. #CBDfortheWin #MiceLoveCBD #ChillLikeAMouse

AlcoCraft Minecraft server

1.19, 1.8, AlcoCraft, Bed wars, minecraft server, Parkour

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7993
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Love Letters Sent:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

The server is cool, there are Bed Wars and parkour. 1.8 – 1.19

81.176.176.175

MineModulate

#exciting, Active, Adventure, Claiming, community-driven, Engaging Community, Free Rank, Freeranks, Gaming, Good Staff, join now, lag-free experience, Minecraft, MineModulate, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Reimagined, Server, star levels, Survival, Voting Rewards

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6836
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29

MineModulate

Survival Reimagined

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👑 Hermit servers season 9: Vanilla Survival with a Hint of Chaos, Just like Real Life!

active community, bedrock, business district, Chaos, cross-platform, Discord, Elected positions, Hermit, HermitCraft Inspired, hermitservers, Hint, java, King, Life, Major player events, MINISTERS, mob/player heads, Player made mega bases, real, Season, Servers, shopping district, smp, socials, Survival, Tribal towns, Vanilla, visual/fun add ons, weekly events, Whitelisted server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5869
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Towns Built:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Minecraft Server Overview
Season	9th season
Gameplay	Hermitcraft inspired
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock
Features	Shopping district, business district, mob/player heads, visual/fun add ons, player events, elected positions, tribal towns, player made mega bases, whitelisted server, weekly events, active community
Socials	Discord Server

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by joining the Discord server linked above and following the instructions provided there.

Q: Is the server whitelisted?

A: Yes, the server is whitelisted to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience for all players.

Q: Are there any player events on the server?

A: Yes, there are major player events happening all the time, creating a fun and engaging community experience.

Q: What are the elected positions on the server?

A: The server includes elected positions such as king and ministers, allowing players to take on leadership roles and contribute to the server’s governance.

Q: Can players collaborate in tribal towns?

A: Yes, players have the opportunity to work together in tribal towns, fostering teamwork and creating a sense of community within the server.

Q: Are there any social media accounts for the server?

A: Yes, you can find more information and updates by following hermitservers on social media platforms.