Just like the confusion of your boyfriend accusing you of being a “whore” for having an “open” vag, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in, just like trying to figure out why your boyfriend is suddenly acting distant.
But don’t worry, just like trying to figure out why your hole wasn’t “closed”, there’s always a way to fix things on our server. So come join us and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the only thing looser than your boyfriend’s understanding is the hole in your heart that only our server can fill.
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But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted llama armor and a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that’s filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Plus, who wouldn’t want bunny ass?
Are you new to VR? Don’t worry, we got you covered with all the resources you need to get started, including 18+ avatar models and guides to help you navigate the virtual world. And if you’re feeling adventurous, we even have a “Bag o’ Dicks” for all your trolling needs.
But that’s not all! We have lewd meets for our adult players, where you can get down and dirty with other players from around the world. And if you’re not into the lewd stuff, don’t worry, we have non-lewd meets like Tipsy Tuesday and Sad Anime Sunday for a more chill experience.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few rules here and there, but who’s counting?). Let’s build, explore, and have a blast together in the virtual world!
Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and plenty of laughs. Our server is like a never-ending comedy show, with surprises around every corner. Plus, we have the best pixel art gallery you’ve ever seen – come marvel at our giant statue of a chicken riding a pig!
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – and maybe a few extra lives, because things can get a little crazy around here.
Bayree’s time on Iyo’s Wargames team was smoother than a baby’s bottom, while Dacutie’s reunion with Iyo and Kairi was more heartwarming than a puppy cuddle puddle. And let’s not forget about Damage CTRL’s quest for all the Titles – they’re more ambitious than a squirrel trying to hoard all the nuts in the forest.
Kairi and Dacutie entering the IC title tournament? It’s like watching a pair of unicorns compete in a rainbow obstacle course. And let’s all send good vibes to Asuka for a speedy recovery – we need her back in action faster than a creeper explodes in your face.
So come join us on this insane journey where anything can happen, from unexpected alliances to epic battles for glory. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness a full Damage CTRL reunion that will go down in Minecraft history!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to sassy skeletons, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.
So come join us on our fag pic-filled journey and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft server around!
But that’s not all! We also have a special event where players can compete in a “worst player of the game” challenge, where the loser has to wear a ridiculous basketball costume for the rest of the day.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground dungeon where we keep all the failed NBA draft picks locked away, just waiting to be freed and redeemed in pixelated glory.
So come join us on our wacky journey through the world of basketball and Minecraft, where the only thing bigger than our dreams is our sense of humor!
But wait, there’s more! Join our subedition where we search high and low for the elusive Poleless Pole. Legend has it that this mystical creature roams the lands, spreading joy and confusion wherever it goes. Will you be the one to finally catch a glimpse of this legendary being?
So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky adventures, the outrageous shenanigans, and the downright ridiculousness. Who needs poles when you have all this madness waiting for you? Join now and let the chaos begin!