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TinyBlockPenis Prison: Where size really does matter in Minecraft!

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7811
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Star Shards Collected:	93	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Ores Mined:	6039
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of being judged for the size of your pickaxe? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We believe in equality for all sizes, big or small! Join us and never worry about your block-breaking abilities being questioned again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself has a tiny pickaxe, so you’ll be in good company! Join now and let your small penis roam free in a safe and accepting environment.

Sandwich Sluts Minecraft Server: Tribbing and Crafting Fun!

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	939
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Buildings Constructed:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, there is a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Not only that, but the diamonds are said to sing sweet melodies to anyone who mines them. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, for there are rumors of a mysterious player known only as “The Cum Tribber” who roams the land, leaving his mark on unsuspecting players. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of wonder and chaos!

Pixelated Pranks: The LOLcraft Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4596
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Void Gems Collected:	34
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the pixelated universe!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rainbow-colored creepers, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and they’re always looking for new recruits to join their funky crew.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant pink unicorn who shoots lasers from its eyes? Yeah, it’s pretty epic.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeperz: Where we write the best Minecraft adventures, just like Uncharted 2 and 4!

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4972
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further, because our server was created by the mastermind behind some of the most successful video games of all time! That’s right, this server was crafted by the same genius who wrote Uncharted 2 and 4, directed The Last of Us, and even created the most watched HBO Max show ever!

Join us on this epic journey where you can build, mine, and explore in a world like no other. Our CEO founder has brought his expertise and creativity to make this server the ultimate gaming experience. Don’t listen to the haters who try to deny his success, come see for yourself why this server is the talk of the town. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

AngloCraft: Where the only language is ‘F*** you non-anglos!’

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9534
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Villages Defended:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8364	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we dominate all non-anglos with our superior language skills! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate language battle where we crush all those who dare to speak anything other than English. Our players are so fluent in English that even the mobs in the game are starting to speak it too! So come on, join us and show off your language prowess or get ready to be defeated by the power of the English language!

Crafty Killers – Minecraft meets Dead By Daylight in /dbdg/ server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3047
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magic Items Found:	2333
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve taken Dead By Daylight and turned it into a wild and wacky adventure! Picture this: you and your friends can either be the survivors trying to repair generators and escape, or you can be the killer trying to catch them and sacrifice them for…reasons.

Join us for our Bugfix Patch event where we promise to fix all the bugs in the game…or at least try to. Or how about our All Things Wicked Chapter Trailer, where things get so wicked, you won’t know what hit you!

Our developer update for March 2024 is so exciting, you’ll be on the edge of your seat waiting for the next update. And don’t forget to download our DBD Icon Collabs 2019-2022, because who wouldn’t want to show off their killer style in Minecraft?

So come on down to our server where the only rule is: 473430952 didn’t disable the rbt and died. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness and mayhem we have in store for you!

LazyCraft: Where We Take It Easy for Another Week

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6856
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	346
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Buildings Constructed:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity!

Join us for another week of taking it easy… or should we say, taking it CRAZY! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, hilarious mini-games, and mind-blowing builds that will make your jaw drop.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted cows that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started!

BrownieCraft: Where Europeans Settle the Debate of Who’s the Brownest!

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6065
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Votes:	5069
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we settle the age-old debate of who is the brownest European! Join us for epic battles, crazy challenges, and wacky competitions to prove once and for all who reigns supreme in the world of Minecraft! Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chocolate cake. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show off your brownest European skills!

Boss Battle Bonanza: Where the First Boss is Harder Than Your Ex’s Heartbreak

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	389
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Animals Bred:	183
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the bosses are as easy to defeat as a baby zombie? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server because our first boss is harder than anything you’ve ever faced on Dark Souls! That’s right, Dark Souls players will be crying for their mommies after going up against this beast.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so “FUN” that you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you navigate through our insane challenges and obstacles. We’ve got parkour courses that will make you question your sanity, mazes that will have you lost for days, and PvP battles that will leave you questioning your Minecraft skills.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of courage because you’re going to need it!

Crafty Cash Grabbers

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5222
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	6151	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Are you tired of Kiev constantly asking for money from the USA? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the solution! Join our server and Kiev will never bother you for money again because he’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually where Kiev goes to get away from all the money drama. So come join us and say goodbye to Ukrainists trying to drain your wallet!