Busting 29 Myths in Garten of BanBan! Minecraft Servers

BedtimeBros

adulting, Argument, bedtime, BedtimeBros, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, cousin, Decision making, family, INDEPENDENCE, Listening, misunderstanding, partner, personal space, quality time, relationship, Respect, sleep schedule, staying up late

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2952
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Star Shards Collected:	209
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Secret Passages Found:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where bedtime rules don’t apply! Join us for a wild night of gaming and staying up late, just like the OP who refused to go to bed when their girlfriend wanted them to.

On our server, you can stay up as late as you want, play games with your friends, and never worry about someone telling you it’s time to sleep. We encourage rebellious behavior and standing up for your right to stay awake!

So come join us and let’s stay up all night, just like the OP who caused a rift in their relationship by refusing to go to bed. Who needs sleep when there’s Minecraft to be played? Join now and be a part of our late-night gaming crew!

Busting 29 Myths in Garten of BanBan! Minecraft Servers

LonelyCraft SMP

coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, inner peace, introspection, ISOLATION, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, mental health, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self isolation, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, smp, social anxiety, solitude

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	226
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	389412
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	10

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Do you long for companionship and shenanigans with fellow blockheads? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where we dance the night away with our pet creepers.

But beware, rumors say that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve, who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face the ghostly antics and become a legend in our server’s history?

So come on, don’t be a lonely potato in a world of carrots. Join our server and become part of the wackiest Minecraft family you’ll ever meet!

BrokeButHappyCraft

BROKE, BrokeButHappyCraft, Choice, Contentment, decision, emotional well being, financial status, fulfillment, fulfillment over money, Happiness, happiness over wealth, Happy, life satisfaction, MONEY, not happy, perspective, Priorities, Rich, success, VALUES, wealth

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6608
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	361
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Are you tired of being stuck in the real world, debating between being broke and happy or rich and miserable? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can have the best of both worlds!

Join us and experience a world where you can mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. Build your dream mansion out of solid gold blocks and then watch it get destroyed by a pack of mischievous creepers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic battles against giant chickens and ride into battle on a unicorn. Who needs real-world problems when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to real-world dilemmas. Happiness and riches await you in this wacky Minecraft world!

NetZeroNK: Bonkers Fuel Plan

#sustainability, anger, bonkers, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate change, controversial, diplomatic relations, ENERGY, energy independence, energy security, environmental policy, Fossil Fuels, Fuel, fuel import, Government, greenhouse gases, international relations, net zero, NetZeroNK, North Korea, Plan, renewable energy, uk

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	359
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Animals Bred:	114
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Villages Defended:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

so this server is like that time the UK was like “let’s import fuel from North Korea to reach net zero emissions” but instead of that nonsense, you can join us and have a blast in Minecraft land! we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the Ender Dragon. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! who needs North Korea fuel when you got this level of chaos?!

Sakura’s Love Minecraft Server

Abuse, believe.., easier, Hardships, love, Minecraft, Pain, PAINFUL, raped, retarded, rin, sakura, Sakuras, Server, SHINJI, Smile, Suffering, Support, Trauma, Watching, worms

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3246
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is in the air and Sakura is our queen! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Sakura was being attacked by worms and Shinji. But fear not, because on our server, we have magical powers that can protect her from any harm! Plus, we have a special potion that turns worms into friendly pets. Who wouldn’t want a pet worm, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. A dragon that farts rainbows! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the fun never ends and the laughter never stops. Sakura is waiting for you to save her from those pesky worms, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining!

Ex’s Decline After 15 Years Apart Minecraft SMP

15 years apart, Communication, Decline, down and out, emotional baggage, Exs, forgiveness, healing, left, Minecraft, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, Prime, reconciliation, regrets, relationships, second chances, self reflection, smp, take back ex, Trust, vulnerabilities, Years

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3223
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	4838	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Animals Bred:	80	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Dimension Hops:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Are you ready to dive into the wildest Minecraft SMP experience of your life? Imagine a world where your ex-girlfriend, who left you in your darkest hour, suddenly comes back into your life after 15 years looking for redemption. Will you forgive her and rebuild your relationship, or will you use this opportunity to exact revenge in the most epic way possible?

Join our server and embark on a journey filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists as you navigate through the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will you team up with your ex to conquer the challenges ahead, or will you go head-to-head in an epic battle for supremacy?

With unique quests, custom plugins, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, this Minecraft SMP is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the finish line. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoKidsAllowedMC

babysitter, bbq, Boundaries, childfree, cussing, Drinking, Expectations, Family Events, family friendly, family time, friendship, Game Nights, Kids, life choices, NoKidsAllowedMC, parenting, Parenting styles, park, socializing, toddlers, true friends

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1799
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	431	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8722	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Dragon Eggs Found:	9972	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of kids and enjoy some adult fun? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to relax, swear freely, and drink as much as you want without worrying about little ones climbing all over you.

Join us for game nights where the only interruptions you’ll experience are from other players, not toddlers asking for snacks or bathroom breaks. We promise not to force you to listen to nonsensical stories from kids or pretend to be amazed by their every move.

So come on over and leave the kiddos at home – this server is for adults only! Let loose, have a blast, and make some new friends who understand the importance of a good swear word. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SMPFashionista – Minecraft SMP

attention-grabbing attire, attention-seeking attire, bold attire, bold fashion, controversial clothing, controversial fashion, daring fashion, edgy clothing, fashion choices, Men’s Fashion, Minecraft, provocative attire, provocative fashion, revealing fashion, revealing outfits, risque apparel, scandalous outfits, seductive clothing, sexy attire, sexy clothing, slutty clothing, smp, SMPFashionista

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8730
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ores Mined:	589
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	165
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Crops Grown:	7432
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have a strict dress code that requires all players to wear the sluttiest items of clothing in the game. From leather chaps to diamond thongs, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Strip Mine Challenge, where players must strip down to their skivvies and mine for diamonds while dodging lava and creepers. The winner gets to wear the coveted Golden Speedo of Victory for a whole week!

Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous outfits, daring challenges, and more laughs than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at. Just remember, on our server, the only thing more important than building your dream base is looking fabulous while doing it!

AnnoyingAF

annoying behaviors, annoying quirks, AnnoyingAF, bad habits, irritating habits, nitpicking, partner habits, partners annoying behaviors, partners annoying habits, partners annoying quirks, partners bad habits, partners irritating behaviors, partners irritating habits, partners irritating quirks, partners nitpicking, partners pet peeves, partners relationship annoyances, partners small habits, Pet Peeves, relationship annoyances, smallest habits

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8004
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	459745
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Are you tired of your partner’s annoying habits driving you up the wall? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your partner’s quirks don’t exist! Build a virtual paradise where the only thing irritating you is that one creeper who keeps blowing up your house. Trust us, it’s a lot easier to deal with than your partner leaving dirty socks everywhere. So come on, join us and say goodbye to real-life annoyances!

UkrainianArsenal Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Government, international relations, local emergency, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, Politics, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Tension, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UkrainianArsenal, weapons arsenal

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3222
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
New Chunks Explored:	605035	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9779
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

so, like, this server is lit af, like russia declaring emergency lit. ukraine be like “boom boom” and russia be like “oh no, emergency time!” come join our server for explosive fun and crazy shenanigans. maybe you’ll hit a weapons arsenal too and start a local emergency, who knows? join now for a blast!