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Hangover Minecraft SMP

alcohol, alcohol-induced injuries, begging, bros, broskis, bruised balls, busted nut, Drinking, Drunk, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, Friends, funny, hangover, Minecraft, nuts, Party, pisses myself, regret, smp, sore nuts, WTF

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8538
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	132	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even your virtual nuts can get bruised! Join us for wild nights of drinking with the broskis, where anything can happen. From accidentally peeing on yourself to begging your friends to stop on your nuts (ouch), our server is full of outrageous moments that you won’t find anywhere else. So if you’re looking for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just be sure to protect your virtual nuts at all costs!

Zenless Zone Zero 1.20.5

1.20.5, A Storm of Falling Stars, Advanced Bounty, Agent Combat Intel, Agent Record, Asaba Harumasa, Astra Yao, Bangboo vs Ethereal, Before the Curtain Rises, character demo, Combat Footage Review, combat simulation, Data Bounty, En-Nah Into Your Lap, evelyn, Full 1.4 details, Gachasim., Hoshimi Miyabi, newest trailer, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Resources, special program, Special Visitor, Teaser, Upcoming Events, useful links, Version 1.4, Windchaser Harumasa, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone, ZZZ-drawpile., ZZZFriends

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5668
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	961380	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Yo, bros, have you heard of this epic Minecraft server that’s like, totally out of this world? It’s like, a mix of Agent Combat Intel and Zenless Zone Zero Version 1.4 “A Storm of Falling Stars” Special Program.

Join this server for the craziest events like Special Visitor, Bangboo vs Ethereal, and Windchaser Harumasa. Plus, there’s a Combat Footage Review and Advanced Bounty – Routine Cleanup. It’s like, a non-stop party of action and adventure.

And get this, there are redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT and ASSEMBLEMIYABI. Claim them in-game and unlock some sick rewards.

Check out the resources and useful links like zzzlinks and ZZZ-drawpile. It’s like, a treasure trove of awesomeness.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this Minecraft server and unleash your inner warrior. It’s gonna be a wild ride, bros!

Chimney Slide Minecraft SMP

cheerful, chimney, christmas, cold, Die, Festive, fireplace, funny, gift giving, holiday, humor, jolly, joy, Laughter, Merry, Minecraft, santa, Santa Claus, slide, smp, tradition, Winter

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7666
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Are you ready to slide down our chimney and risk your life for a jolly good time? Join our Minecraft SMP where the cheer levels are off the charts! We’ve got Santa’s workshop, but instead of making toys, we make diamond armor and enchanted weapons. And rumor has it, if you find the secret candy cane forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical gingerbread man. So come on, join us and let’s spread some holiday cheer…or at least try not to die sliding down the chimney!

IgnoredAdviceMC SMP

hindsight, ignored advice, IgnoredAdviceMC, learning from mistakes, life advice, life experiences, life guidance, life insights, life journey, life lessons, life reflections, life revelations, life wisdom, personal development, personal growth, piece of advice, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, true advice, valuable lessons, wisdom

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	252
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Enchantments Applied:	219	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Love Letters Sent:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	20

OMG, so like, you totally have to join this Minecraft SMP, like for realz. It’s like, the most epic server ever, bro. Like, the admins are all unicorns and they grant wishes and stuff. I heard this one time, someone asked for a diamond sword and they got a real-life diamond sword delivered to their house. It was crazy, man.

And the players on this server are like, super cool and funny. Like, there was this one guy who built a giant toilet out of gold blocks and called it the “Golden Throne.” And then someone else built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and shoots you out into a pool of lava. It’s wild, dude.

Plus, there’s this secret underground base where you can find all the rarest loot and fight off mobs with your bare hands. I heard that if you find the hidden treasure, you get transported to a magical land where you can ride dragons and battle evil wizards. It’s like, the ultimate adventure, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna have a totally rad time and experience the craziest Minecraft shenanigans ever, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it, dude. It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make in your whole entire life.

WeirdEatsCraft

adventurous eating, bizarre dining, bizarre dishes, culinary adventures, culinary exploration, eaten, exotic dishes, exotic food, odd delicacies, peculiar meals, rare delicacies, strange flavors, strange foods, uncommon animals, unique dining experiences, unusual cuisine, unusual meats, weird food combinations, WeirdEatsCraft, weirdest animal, wild game

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5586
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Towns Built:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and have dance parties with zombie villagers. Our server is home to the rarest and weirdest animals you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Ever tried eating a diamond-encrusted chicken? Well, now’s your chance!

We have epic quests where you have to hunt down the legendary Bacon Cow and the mystical Unicorn Sheep. And don’t forget about our exclusive mini-game where you have to survive a horde of angry, pizza-loving creepers.

So come on down to our server and experience the most bizarre and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite food – like a rainbow-colored, marshmallow-flavored Ender Dragon!

CraftyCreeperClash

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCreeperClash, Crisis, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, energy system, escalation, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, kyiv, military aggression, military conflict, missile strike, political turmoil, power grid attack, russia, security threat, Ukraine, War

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4850
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even russia is getting involved! our energy system is under attack by missiles but don’t worry, we have creeper explosions to keep things interesting! build your base, team up with friends, and defend against the craziness that is happening in our world. who needs world politics when you can have minecraft drama instead? join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Ballin’ Planet Population

Average, Ballin, Balls, Count, distribution, Earth, equivalence, Global, human beings, Humanity, INDIVIDUALS, people, planet, Population, Quantity, Ratio, same amount, spherical objects, statistics, world, worldwide

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7635
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	3493
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE HAVE MORE BALLS THAN PEOPLE ON EARTH HAHAHAHA. WE GOT BALLS FOR DAYS, LITERALLY. COME SEE FOR YOURSELF AND JOIN THE BALLIEST MINECRAFT SERVER OUT THERE. WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU GOT BALLS, RIGHT? HAHAHAHA. LET’S BALL OUT TOGETHER AND HAVE A BALL-TASTIC TIME. BALLS, BALLS, BALLS, THAT’S ALL YOU’LL SEE ON OUR SERVER. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A BALLER MINECRAFTER.

Kinetic Space Expansion – No Dark Energy Needed!

Accelerating Rate, Dark, Dark Energy, ENERGY, Expansion, Kinetic, kinetic energy, misidentification, Needed, scientists, Space, Universe’s Expansion, VARIATIONS

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	365
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	18

So, like, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where the universe is expanding at, like, an accelerating rate? Yeah, it’s like scientists say we don’t even need dark energy to explain it, it’s just variations in kinetic energy or something. But, like, who cares about that when you can join this server and build your own universe-expanding creations!

Join now and experience the thrill of building with kinetic energy, creating mind-blowing structures that defy the laws of physics. Who needs dark energy when you have the power of imagination on this server? Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave this wacky world of unlimited possibilities. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s expand the universe together!

Divine FemmeCraft 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, attraction, confusion, Divine, divine purpose, FAITH, FemmeCraft, Gender Identity, God’s Plan, Homosexuality, Identity, LGBTQ, non-binary, personal growth, Questioning, religious beliefs, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, sexual orientation, Sexuality, Spiritual Journey, Transgender

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8796
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	New Chunks Explored:	835340
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Potions Brewed:	143

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of confusion and chaos!

Experience the thrill of questioning your own existence while building pixelated structures!

Who needs a penis when you can have a diamond pickaxe in hand, am I right?

Explore a world where gender norms and logic don’t apply, just like in real life!

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most nonsensical way possible!

Festive Santa’s Minecraft SMP Radio Show

/r/s, 2024.., celebration, christmas, christmas eve, Community, Day, DECEMBER, favourite image, Festive, holiday, image, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, Play, post, R/a/dio Thread #12, Radio, Santas, Show, smp, Thread, tradition

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4907
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	524064	Buildings Constructed:	48
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a giant chicken that roams the land causing chaos, and a group of mischievous villagers who love to prank unsuspecting players. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Plus, we have the best memes this side of the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

EarlyBirdCraft

early birds, early morning chat, early morning risers, early morning routine, early morning vibes, early risers, EarlyBirdCraft, feeling awake, good morning, morning chatter, morning check-in, morning conversation, morning energy, morning greetings, morning motivation, morning people, morning positivity, morning routine, morning wellness, rise and shine, starting the day

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7867
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Potions Brewed:	108
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server out there. So why wait? Join now and start your day off with a bang!