businessquot.. Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Name: “OffensiveDaveMC”

Adopted, bullying, confusion, conservative area, cultural appropriation, culture, Diversity, Friends, Identity, judgement, legal name, Mulan, name change, offensive, OffensiveDaveMC, personal choice, racism, social norms, tolerance, White, WIBTA

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1452
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Are you tired of boring old white names? Want to spice up your Minecraft experience with a name that’s straight out of a movie? Join our server and embrace your inner Mulan (yes, like the Disney princess)!

Experience the confusion and bullying firsthand as you navigate through a conservative town filled with white names and white people. But fear not, once you move away and join our server, you’ll be free to be your true Mulan self without judgment.

Don’t let anyone tell you that cultural appropriation is a bad thing when it comes to choosing your Minecraft name. Embrace the uniqueness and stand out from the crowd as the one and only Mulan in the game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventures begin!

HateCrafters

ANNOYING, arrogance, bad manners, BETRAYAL, Betrayal of Trust, dishonesty, dislike, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, frustrating, hate, HateCrafters, ignorance, inconsiderate, insensitivity, intolerance, lack of empathy, people, Pet Peeves, rude behavior, Selfishness

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5238
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	485	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Villages Defended:	14

Are you tired of dealing with annoying players on other servers who steal your diamonds and blow up your creations? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “no griefing” policy! We even have a special jail for griefers where they have to mine obsidian with a wooden pickaxe for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army” – a group of highly trained chickens who will protect you from any would-be griefers or mobs. These chickens are armed with diamond swords and have been known to take down even the toughest of enemies.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether where you can battle against a giant zombie pigman boss for epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Dream Pod DNA Harvest

Artificial Intelligence, Conspiracy Theory, Dna, DNA harvesting, dream, dream manipulation, dystopian, FANTASY, futuristic, genetic engineering, Harvest, matrix, pod, pod people, Robots, Sci Fi, science fiction, Sleep, speculation, speculative fiction, subconscious, Technology, virtual reality, wet dreams

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3624
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. You gotta join because, like, the pigs wear sunglasses and the chickens can breakdance. It’s like a party in your computer, dude.

And get this, the trees talk to you in a British accent and give you advice on how to build the sickest treehouse ever. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

Oh, and did I mention that the diamonds are actually magical unicorn poop? Yeah, that’s right. Mine those sparkly turds and become the richest player on the server.

So, like, if you wanna have the most epic time of your life and hang out with the weirdest creatures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s like a trip to Wonderland on steroids.

VA Guilds

Address, Checking, Chill, Discord, Guilds, interested, JOINING, occasional, Recommend, Server, smp

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5430
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	VAGuilds
Server Address	VAGuilds.mcpro.io
Mods	More swords, Quality of life, Create, Quests, Guilds
Description	A chill SMP server with occasional PvP, perfect for players who enjoy guild activities

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the address VAGuilds.mcpro.io
What mods are installed on the server?	The server has mods including More swords, Quality of life, Create, Quests, and Guilds
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed but it is occasional and not the main focus of the server
How can I learn more about the server?	Join the server’s Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/TKQy2PQWKK

Mystic Sands 1.21.2

1.21.2, animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal diet, animal habitat, animal research, conservation, Cooking, desert animals, desert ecosystem, Endangered species, herbivore, Jerboa, mystic, nocturnal animals, rodent, sand dunes, sands, small mammals, Tapir, unique animals, wildlife, wildlife observation

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	132
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	5643	Astral Projections Made:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got jerboas and tapirs cooking up some crazy shiz! Like, who even knew those animals could cook, right? But on this server, anything is possible! Join now and witness the culinary skills of these epic creatures firsthand! It’s a total game-changer, man!

MommaSaidNoGriefers

biological child, cooking criticism, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, grandmother, insulted daughter, MommaSaidNoGriefers, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s party, stepchild, STEPDAUGHTER, stepmother

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1935
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Magic Items Found:	2832
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	New Chunks Explored:	126572
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ores Mined:	7360

Looking for a Minecraft server with drama hotter than a lava pit? Look no further than our server, where family gatherings are more intense than a creeper explosion!

Join us and experience the thrill of family dynamics gone wrong, just like in this crazy story. Cook up some drama with your stepmother and grandmother, and see who can out-spice the other in the ultimate cooking showdown.

With more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether, our server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the End. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft world!

MovieSMP_CharSelect

Acting, anime character, Antagonist, COSPLAY, dream come true, dream job, dream role, fantasy role, favorite character, fictional character, Hero, iconic character, imagination, movie character, MovieSMP_CharSelect, opportunity, Protagonist, Role Model, role-play, series character, wish fulfillment

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4512
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Towns Built:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrrrr. Like, I heard that if you join, you get to play as your favorite movie, series, or anime character. Like, imagine being Iron Man and flying around shooting creepers with your repulsor beams. Or being Naruto and using your ninja skills to build the sickest base ever.

And get this, there’s this secret underground city where only the elite players can go. I heard that there’s a hidden treasure chest with like, a million diamonds in it. And if you find it, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs.

Plus, the admin is this super cool dude who dresses up as a wizard and grants wishes to anyone who can beat him in a build battle. I heard that someone wished for a house made entirely out of cake and the admin actually made it happen.

So yeah, if you want to have the most epic, hilarious, and insane Minecraft experience of your life, you HAVE to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BirthdayBlunderCraft

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3008
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Are you tired of forgetting important dates and scrambling to find a last-minute gift for your special someone? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join us and you’ll have access to our exclusive “Birthday Forget-Me-Not” plugin, which automatically generates a virtual gift for your loved one whenever you forget their birthday. From diamond swords to enchanted armor, we’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Cupid’s Arrow” minigame, where players can compete to win the heart of their crush by shooting them with arrows of love. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure on the server that holds the key to eternal happiness and unlimited diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft server today and never worry about forgetting a birthday gift again!

CraftyCreeper8Billion

$8 billion, arms sale, arms transfer, biden, Congress, CraftyCreeper8Billion, Defense, defense budget, defense industry, foreign policy, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, military support, Notification, political news, SECURITY, united states, weapons deal, weapons procurement

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2020
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Zombie Dances:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	22

come join our epic minecraft server where we sell $8 billion arms to israel!! we got diamond swords for days and creepers that explode like fireworks! build your own white house and declare yourself president of the server! watch out for the zombie pigmen, they’re secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of chickens! join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

Chimp Genes vs Human Brains

brain development, Brains, chimp, chimpanzees, comparative biology, comparative genomics, Evolution, evolutionary genetics, gene expression, gene regulation, Genes, Genetic differences, genetic diversity, genetic similarities, Genetic specialization, genome, Human, human brain, human evolution, neurobiology, Primate genetics, specialization, Upregulated genes

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2287
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Votes:	5019
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Dimension Hops:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

yo, u ever wonder why humans r so much smarter than chimps? well, it’s cuz we got more upregulated genes, bro. and u know what else has more upregulated genes? our minecraft server! join us and level up ur brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. who needs a chimp when u can have a diamond sword? come join the evolution of gaming on our server and see why humans truly are the superior species.