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Crafty Corp Minecraft Server

business satire, capitalism, Corp, corporate culture, corporate greed, Crafty, dark humor, Ethics, evil corporation, HALtmann, humor, humoristic critique, infinite growth, inside joke, MARX, Minecraft, Parody, political commentary, satire, Server, social commentary, student movement, unethical practices

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1452
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	7826	Players Killed by Monsters:	1798
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4757
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have created a parody of an evil corporation that has forsaken all ethics for INFINITE GROWTH! Join us as we dive into the world of HALtmann, where the only rule is to make as much profit as possible, no matter the cost.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling against evil CEOs to uncovering hidden secrets within the company, there’s never a dull moment on HALtmann. And who knows, you might even come across a character named Marx who is up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on HALtmann and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, profit is king!

EndWorldSMP

Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3046
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

We are a community that specializes in creating and managing game servers for one of the most popular titles – Minecraft.

live.endworldbg.eu

DandyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3829
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Villages Defended:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Welcome to an extraordinary DandyCraft Minecraft survival experience that transcends the ordinary! Our server invites you to step into a meticulously crafted custom world, a server where your every step is a chance for discovery. Traverse through breathtaking landscapes, from towering mountains to serene valleys, all carefully designed to offer a perfect balance of beauty and challenge.

Immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities, where your journey isn’t limited to survival alone. Delve into our player-driven economy, where your entrepreneurial spirit can flourish with your very own shop. Showcase your gathered resources and unique creations, while engaging in lively trade with fellow adventurers. Seek rare items and treasures in our thrilling auctions, where strategic bidding could make you the proud owner of something truly remarkable.

Yet, this server is more than just a game; it’s a vibrant community. Collaborate with other players to tackle challenges that require collective effort, form alliances, and build lasting friendships. Together, you can construct monumental structures that stand as a testament to your creativity and dedication.

This is more than survival – it’s an adventure. This is more than a world – it’s a canvas of opportunity. Join us on our Minecraft Server DandyCraft and be part of a journey where shopkeeping, quests, auctions, and a custom world converge into an experience like no other. Your adventure begins now!

IP: mc.dandycraft.net (1.20.1.) Website: https://www.dandycraft.net Discord: http://discord.gg/dandycraft Store: http://store.dandycraft.net Support: https://www.dandycraft.net/support-tickets/

mc.dandycraft.net:27596

SocialClub Vanilla

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1425
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Do you miss the good old vanilla experience? Well, who doesn’t right? that’s why i made this brand new server without any game changing plugins, just a 110% pure minecraft experience. Swedish/English in the chat, and remember to always be nice to eachother, we are all here just to have a good time.

Feel free to join our discord so we can make this into a amazing community!

socialclub.apexmc.co:26608

Fellty

Anarchy, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2605
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Towns Built:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

OPEN 11 august! Welcome to cool server Minecraft 🙂 About the project : 1. Anarchy Mode 2. Unique map generation 3. Bosses of personal development 4. System of hearts 5. Improving potions (crossbreeding) 6. Works and achievements 7. Emerald armor, weapons 8. Improved dynamites (Obsidian explosion, extended radius explosion) …And much more awaits you at Fellty!

mc.fellty.net

Oceanrealm

Skyblock

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4644
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4038	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Oceanrealm is a 1.18.2 Skyblock Server with some of the best features you will experience! We aim to create an extraordinary feeling in Skyblock as we introduce new and better features every season! Stay tuned for updates by being a part of our community!

oceanrealm.org

CoolCraft Network

Mini Games

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7210
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Farms Harvested:	715
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

CoolCraft Network is a minigame server that has three gamemodes so far. Survival, Hardcore, SkyWars, and BedWars. Have fun! (P.S. The server hardware is not the greatest. We will try and upgrade it in the future.)

play.coolcraftnetwork.com

Marvel Heroes United

Fiskheroes, Marvel, Roleplay, Rppvp

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8815
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Votes:	7593
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	144	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	105	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Welcome to Marvel Heroes United, the ultimate modded Minecraft server where you can dive headfirst into the thrilling world of Marvel Comics! Join our Discord community and grab our official mod pack available on CurseForge to start your extraordinary journey.

Step into the shoes of your beloved Marvel characters, whether you fancy swinging through New York City as Spider-Man, unleashing thunderous power as Thor, or delving into the shadows as the enigmatic Black Widow. Our server delivers a captivating role-playing experience, where you’ll engage in epic battles, tackle exhilarating challenges, and uncover gripping storylines inspired by the vast Marvel Comics universe.

ryzennode.herculhosting.nl:2958

1b1t Irregular servers

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6062
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Potions Brewed:	199	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Domestic high version irregular server to update the server core version to 1.19! Synchronize the updates of 2b2t, and the server will be open for a long time! Happy gaming! The server supports discipline opening, cheating, and item brushing.

1b1t.asia

Smallpints

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6384
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Votes:	6800
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

I’ve made this server, as I truly have a passion for Minecraft and server creation. Therefore I also think this server stands out from other servers, as I love to be creative and try n’ do new things.SmallpintsIs my latest creation, which is a hub with a skyblock-server, event-server and soon to come survival-server.Skyblock – ServerHere I’ve focused on the automatic side of minecraft creations. This is where you will build machines that generate items, which you can also sell automatically with an AutoSellChest.Event – ServerThis is where we will host events a few times a month, maybe even once a week. There’s a bunch of minigames – and the winners go home with rewards on one of the other servers, or even both!Survival – Server – Coming SoonThis is going to be our main focus and server. We love standard survival, and will be creating a vanilla + experience I think everyone will love. It’s going to feel like old school minecraft servers, back when you had a great community that you would even come online for, just to chat.

play.smallpints.com

Emerald Falls

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3787
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Emeralds Found:	3508
Potions Brewed:	117	Dimension Hops:	8

Welcome to Emerald Falls! Despite launching in late 2023, our project leverages years of team experience to great effect. We’ve reimagined SMP servers, offering well-refined, well-balanced, and engaging gameplay free from unnecessary clutter. Join our welcoming community of skilled players who share your passion for authentic SMP adventures. Your forever Minecraft home awaits!

play.emeraldfalls.net