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BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP

#Intention, BlockyBanter, Communication, convey, conveyability, conveyable, conveyal, Conveyance, conveyancer, conveyancing, conveyer, Expression, Interpretation, Language, Meaning, Message, Minecraft, smp, Understanding

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8982
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Star Shards Collected:	138	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs fly, the cows dance, and the creepers tell jokes!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Unicorn, who grants wishes to those who can catch it.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers, or build a roller coaster that goes straight into the heart of a volcano? Trust us, this server is unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Kino Incoming Minecraft Server

cinema news, cinema releases, film news, film premieres, film previews, film updates, Incoming, Kino, Kino incoming, Latest Movies, Minecraft, movie announcements, movie buzz, movie debuts, movie release, movie sneak peeks, Movie Trailers, new films, new releases, Server, upcoming blockbusters, upcoming movies, upcoming releases, upcoming screenings

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6623
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready for a wild ride on our server! We have flying pigs that drop diamonds, gravity-defying chickens that lay golden eggs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

Join us for epic battles against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server with their llama army. But don’t worry, we have a team of ninja pandas ready to defend us with their bamboo swords and ninja skills.

And if that’s not enough, we have a hidden treasure hunt where you can find rare loot like enchanted diamond armor and magical potions that turn you into a unicorn for a day. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

The Migrant Hotel King Minecraft SMP

Accommodation, asylum seekers, Clearsprings Ready Homes, contract-holders, dividends, Essex business, Graham King, Home Office contract, Hotel, hotel accommodations, housing costs, immigration industry, income increase, King, migrant, migrant crisis, military barracks, Minecraft, profit, property conditions, Refugee Crisis, rich list, smp, taxpayers, Transportation

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4252
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Emeralds Found:	5865	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster activities? Well, look no further than our insane asylum seeker crisis-themed SMP! Join now and become a part of the wacky world of Graham King, the migrant hotel king who is raking in £4.8 million a DAY!

Imagine building your base in abandoned military barracks or unused flats, all while housing asylum seekers and transporting them to safety. With a net worth of £750 million, Graham King is on track to become the first immigration industry billionaire in Britain – and you can be a part of his wild journey!

But that’s not all – taxpayers are shelling out between £127 and £148 a day to house these migrants, so you know the stakes are high! Join now and experience the thrill of managing decrepit, impoverished, and run-down properties while making a profit of £91.2 million a year.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our asylum seeker crisis-themed SMP and become a part of the madness today!

Great Power Minecraft Server

American commentators, British commentators, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, european history, european politics, France, geopolitical importance, germany, global affairs, Global influence, Great, Great Power, historical significance, international relations, Meeting, Minecraft, Poland, Polish Golden Age, power, resurgence, Server, uk, US, world power

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5264
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7354	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Poland is not just a Great Power, but THE ultimate power in the virtual world! Forget about the usual big players like US, UK, France, and Germany – Poland is where it’s at now.

Join us and witness the epic rise of Poland in the Minecraft universe. Our players are so skilled, they could negotiate peace treaties with creepers and trade diamonds with villagers like it’s nobody’s business. American and British commentators are raving about our server, saying Poland should’ve been invited to all the important meetings in the gaming world.

So why wait? Join our server and be part of the Polish Golden Age in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even get a chance to sit at the virtual round table with the top players and discuss world domination strategies over a virtual feast of pork chops and golden apples. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure – join now!

Minecraft SMP: Malcolm in the Middle

BROKE, comedy, Coming of Age, Dysfunctional family, family dynamics, financial hardship, financial struggles, GENIUS, intelligence, Malcolm, Malcolm in the Middle, middle, middle class, Minecraft, parenting challenges, quirky personalities, sibling rivalry, Sitcom, smp, Struggling, tv show, unique characters, witty humor, young genius

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3412
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with players who are all geniuses in their own unique ways, yet somehow they always end up broke. But fear not, because this is where the real fun begins!

Join us if you want to witness a group of brilliant minds come together to create the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our players are known for their outrageous antics and crazy shenanigans. One time, they all decided to have a dance party on top of a volcano, and let’s just say things got a little heated (literally).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then look no further. Join us and be a part of the madness – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

3rd person shooter, alien insects, Bitches Edition, co-op, contested planets, cooperation, Galaxy, hdg, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, Helldivers General, information resources, Liberation, Liberty Day, Magicka, Minecraft, News, PALS, Patch, PC, PIXEL, procedurally generated, PS5, PvE, Robots, Server, Setting, spread democracy, squad-based, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Truth Enforcers, Warbond

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1275
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	121
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! Just like in HELLDIVERS 2, you’ll be waging war on different planets, each with its own crazy environment. But here’s the twist – instead of guns, you’ll be armed with pickaxes and TNT!

Join us as we liberate the galaxy one block at a time, working together to defeat the evil forces of creepers and zombies. Build your own base, mine for diamonds, and unleash chaos on the unsuspecting mobs that dare to challenge us.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by the one and only Steve from Minecraft himself. He’s been known to drop by and challenge players to a build-off or two. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s show those alien insects who’s boss!

Otona ni Narenai Bokura wa Minecraft SMP Masterminds

adolescence, beach day, bokura, Chapter 15, Character development, Coming of Age, Date at the beach, Emotional journey, friendship, growing up, heartwarming moments., high school, japanese manga, love story, manga series, masterminds, Minecraft, Narenai, Otona, Otona ni Narenai Bokura wa, romance, shoujo manga, slice of life, smp, summer vacation, teenagers, young adult

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4358
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the sand is pixelated and the creepers are always trying to crash our beach party! Join us for a date at the beach, where you can build sandcastles with your friends and fend off zombie seagulls with your trusty diamond sword.

But be warned, the ocean is filled with hidden treasure chests guarded by evil mermaids who will challenge you to a dance-off for the loot. And don’t even get us started on the giant squid that likes to photobomb our sunset selfies.

So come on down to our beachside paradise and make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset). Just remember to bring your sunscreen and your sense of humor, because things tend to get pretty wild around here. See you at the beach, beach!

StoryMine Top economy server Minecraft

Cities, classic survival, Comfortable survival, Donation statuses, Donations, Game Currency, Hosting, Huge worlds, in-game currency, Jobs, Minecraft, Russian translation, Shop, Starter Kit, stores, StoryMine, Survival, Top economy, Web map, WIPING

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9088
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

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VoteCraft: Funniest Election Outcomes Minecraft Server

amusing election happenings, Bad Bunny decides election, bizarre election outcomes, comical election scenarios, election, election absurdity, election comedy, election humor, entertaining election results, FUNNIEST, Funniest election outcomes, Harris loses Michigan, House decides presidency, humorous election twists, laughable election scenarios, Minecraft, Muslims voting green, outcomes, Pennsylvania goes blue, Political satire, Senate decides vice presidency, Server, tied election, Trump-Walz administration, unexpected election results, VoteCraft

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	461
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Void Armor Forged:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98

Are you tired of boring old elections deciding the fate of the world? Well, join our Minecraft server where the most outrageous election outcomes happen on a daily basis!

Picture this: Pennsylvania goes blue by only 10k votes, all thanks to Bad Bunny’s last-minute endorsement. And that’s not all, the election ends up tied, leading to a Trump-Walz administration ruling the land. Can you imagine the chaos?

But wait, there’s more! In our server, anything can happen, like Harris losing Michigan because Muslims decided to vote green. It’s a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest election outcomes you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history!

No_Rigging_This_Time_Assholes Minecraft SMP

2020 election, Accountability, ballot dumps, consequences, Conspiracy, Corruption, election fraud, electoral integrity, fraudulence, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Liberals, locked up, Minecraft, No_Rigging_This_Time_Assholes, political manipulation, punishment, rigging, Shenanigans, smp, trump, vertical lines

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8666
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Crops Grown:	5516	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more chaotic than our redstone contraptions is the drama between our players! Join us if you’re looking for a server where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “creeper explosion.”

Our server is like a political thriller, with backstabbing, betrayal, and secret alliances around every corner. Just like in real life, you never know who you can trust on our server. Will your best friend turn on you for a stack of diamonds? Will you be able to keep your base safe from griefers and thieves? Only time will tell!

But don’t worry, we have a strict no-hacking policy, so you won’t have to worry about any mysterious ballot dumps affecting your gameplay. And if you do happen to break the rules, our admin team is like a group of Minecraft vigilantes, ready to bring justice to those who try to cheat their way to victory.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the world outside is the world inside our server. Who knows, you might just become the next president of our virtual world!