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Crying Freeman Minecraft Server

80s shlock, action, Anime, Assassin, crime thriller, crying, Crying Freeman, cult classic, cult favorite, Dark, Freeman, Good adaptation, graphic novel, Hitman, Japanese culture, Manga, Martial Arts, Minecraft, Revenge, Server, source material, violent, Western adaptation, yakuza

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3295
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Divine Spears Created:	24	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have somehow managed to make a western adaptation actually good! And trust us, that is no easy feat considering the source material is straight out of the 80s shlock era. But hey, we’ve added so many crazy mods and custom features that you won’t even believe you’re playing the same game.

Join us for epic quests where you have to battle giant pixelated robots from the future, or build your own time machine to travel back to the 80s and witness the shlock firsthand. And don’t forget about our exclusive cowboy-themed PvP battles, where you can duel it out with other players while riding on pixelated horses.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such a wild and wacky version of Minecraft that actually works? Come on in and see for yourself – just watch out for any unexpected time loops or spaghetti western showdowns along the way.

> Watching Clips Of LOTR On YT Minecraft SMP

#youtube, 1.4 million views, Clips, first time watching, long tail tags, lord of the rings, Lotr, LOTR clips, LOTR community, LOTR fandom, LOTR fans, LOTR movie, lotr reaction, LOTR reactions, LOTR reactions on YouTube, Minecraft, movie clips, movie reaction, reaction video, reaction video length, Recommendations, smp, Watching

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5128
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Animals Bred:	56
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Ores Mined:	712	Magic Items Found:	6001
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP for the chance to recreate iconic movie moments like never before! Who needs to watch LOTR reaction videos when you can BE the characters in our server? Join now and become the star of your own epic adventure! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to Middle Earth…just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool? Join now for a chance to uncover the truth behind this wild conspiracy theory!

ProCraftSurvival

Economy, multiplayer survival PvP factions economy minigames skyblock roleplay adventure creative modded RPG quest hardcore pixelmon vanilla prison factions towny magic, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8971
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Mines Excavated:	2876	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8661	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

New Server! Under development but playable. Mob coins, shop, custom enchants, skills, casino, crates, God kits. Taking staff apps and in need of a dev.

37.10.122.43:25924

Blocky Suit Minecraft Server

blocky, business attire, career advancement, dress to impress, dressing for success, fashion, formal events, formal wear, funeral attire, funerals, Job Interview, job interview outfit, Job Search, Menswear, Minecraft, professional attire, Server, special occasions, Style, Suit, suit shopping, wedding attire, Weddings

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7674
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Enchantments Applied:	282
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Are you tired of showing up to job interviews, weddings, and funerals looking like a total noob? Look no further, my friend! Join our epic Minecraft server and get yourself a virtual suit that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends.

Picture this: you stroll into a job interview wearing a diamond-encrusted suit, complete with a bowtie made of emeralds. The interviewer is so impressed by your virtual fashion sense that they hire you on the spot!

But that’s not all – at weddings, you’ll be the best-dressed player in the chapel. Your suit will be so snazzy that the bride and groom will ask you to officiate the ceremony! And at funerals, you’ll be the talk of the graveyard as you pay your respects in style.

So why settle for boring old real-life suits when you can join our server and dress to impress in the virtual world? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to level up your fashion game and turn heads wherever you go. Join now and get ready to slay in style!

SMP: Anime that Couldn’t Be Made Today

Anime, artistic freedom, Censorship, controversial, couldn’t be made today, couldnt, creative boundaries, cultural appropriation, Cultural differences, discrimination, ethical concerns, historical context, offensive content, Outdated, Political Correctness, problematic themes, sensitive topics, smp, social norms, societal changes, Stereotypes, taboo subjects, Today

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6416
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and unleash your inner weeb! Join us if you want to build a giant waifu statue, have epic anime battles with your friends, and create your own anime-inspired world.

But beware, this SMP is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground anime society plotting to take over the server with their kawaii powers. Will you join forces with them or stand against their adorable tyranny?

So come on, grab your diamond sword and your best cat ears, and let’s embark on a journey filled with anime references, epic quests, and maybe even a few tsundere villagers. Join us now and become the ultimate anime protagonist in this wacky Minecraft world!

Nexcade

Adventure, Anarchy, Attack, battle arena, Bedwars, Challenges, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Customization, Defense, Economy, EXCITEMENT, KitPvP, Kits, Maps, Mini Games, mobs, multiplayer, Perks, PvP, Resources, Skills, strategy, Structures, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3909
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	200	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	7

Step into Nexcade, a vibrant Minecraft server where endless adventures await. Built for players who crave excitement, Nexcade offers a variety of game modes, a friendly community, and immersive experiences that bring Minecraft to life in new ways. From survival challenges to competitive arenas, there’s something for every kind of player!

Game Modes:

Survival: Dive into the ultimate Survival experience, where the only limit is your creativity. Gather resources, build impressive structures, and survive against mobs. With enhanced perks and unique features, Nexcade’s Survival mode brings both challenge and freedom, letting you live out your wildest Minecraft dreams.

The Pit: Enter The Pit, a fast-paced, action-packed battle arena designed for intense PvP combat. Choose from a range of powerful kits, hone your skills, and face off against other players in heart-pounding battles. Only the most strategic and skilled players will rise to the top—do you have what it takes to conquer The Pit?

Bed Wars: Team up or go solo in the ultimate defense and attack game mode. Defend your bed while attempting to destroy the enemy’s, all while gathering resources and strategizing your way to victory. With a variety of maps and customization options, each Bed Wars match at Nexcade offers a fresh challenge and endless excitement.

play.nexcade.net

River Rave Minecraft Server

Adventure, beauty, Destination, drop me, Escape, Explore, Flowing, Journey, landscape, Minecraft, Nature, outdoors, Peaceful, rave, Reflection, river, Scenic, Serene, Server, take me, Tranquil, travel, Water

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3145
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Dragon Scales Harvested:	496
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, come on down to our server where we’ll literally drop you in the water! That’s right, forget about starting on land like a normal player, we’ll throw you right into the deep end and see if you can swim your way to survival.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary River God, a giant squid who guards the waters and challenges players to epic underwater battles. Defeat the River God and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready to be taken to the river in the most literal sense possible. Just remember to bring your floaties and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!

Tipsy Minecraft SMP Player

alcohol, bar hopping, Beer, buzzed, celebration, cocktails, Drinking, Drunk, feeling good, hangover, Having Fun, inebriated, intoxicated, late night, letting loose, Minecraft, partying, player, smp, tipsy, under the influence, wild night, wine

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9991
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Buildings Constructed:	30	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mines Excavated:	4874
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our admin is drunk right now and you never know what crazy decisions they’ll make next. One time, they turned the entire spawn area into a giant disco party complete with flashing lights and funky music.

But that’s not all – our players are a wild bunch too. We once had a player build a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks, only to have it mysteriously disappear the next day. Rumor has it, it was stolen by a group of mischievous villagers who now use it as their own personal clubhouse.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s never boring and always unpredictable, then look no further. Join us and brace yourself for a rollercoaster of a time! Just make sure to keep an eye on your valuables – you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal them in the name of “pranking”.

Insert Yourself Minecraft Server

Avatar, collab, collaboration, Community, Content Creator, cuck, Entertainment, Fan, Gaming, Idol, insert, internet celebrity, Male, male vtuber, Minecraft, ONLINE, Oshi, Roleplay, self insert, Server, Streamer, virtual, Vtuber

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2814
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8369
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of feeling like a cuck when your favorite vtuber collabs with males? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be the male vtuber of your dreams! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can collab with anyone you want, without any jealousy or drama. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly vtuber who will teach you how to build the most epic virtual stage for your streams. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and become the ultimate male vtuber sensation!

Minecraft SMP: Can’t You Just Marry A Chinese Woman Already? Why Keep Your Diamond Sword?

Chinese, Chinese woman, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, Cultural traditions, Diamond, family approval, family dynamics, Family Support, Interracial Relationships, Marriage, marriage decisions., marriage delays, marriage pressure, marriage timing, Marry, Minecraft, parental expectations, parental influence, Parental Pressure, relationship choices, smp, societal norms, sword, traditional values, WOMAN

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4331
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of your parents constantly nagging you to settle down and start a family? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and find your perfect Chinese wife in-game, no need to deal with real-life dating drama. Plus, our server is full of eligible bachelors and bachelorettes just waiting to tie the pixelated knot with you. So what are you waiting for? Say “I do” to our SMP today!