BlockyBunk: Where Creepers Are Actually Friendly

BlockyBunk, childhood beliefs, childhood memories, CREEPERS, cultural beliefs, debunked myths, discovery, education, educational development, educational system, enlightenment, false teachings, Friendly, growth, knowledge, learning experiences, misconceptions, Misinformation, Myths, old wives tales, traditional teachings, unlearning, Urban Legends

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3481
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Remember when your mom told you that eating watermelon seeds would make a watermelon grow in your stomach? Well, she was wrong about that, just like she was wrong about this Minecraft server being just like any other server out there.

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build your own castle made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as it gets attacked by a herd of zombie llamas.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and guarded by a giant talking potato. And if you manage to defeat the potato, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn that can fly you to the edge of the Minecraft world and back.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

TrashCraft: Self-Destructing Fun!

Fun, SelfDestructing, TrashCraft

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6679
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a whole new world of FUN and MADNESS. like, we got this new ‘living plastic’ that self-destructs once it’s thrown away, how INSANE is that? imagine building a house out of this stuff and then BOOM it explodes when u try to get rid of it. it’s like a real-life action movie in minecraft, except u get to respawn and do it all over again. join now for the wildest ride of ur life, u won’t regret it (maybe).

PiCraft: String Theory Goof

accidentally, Astrophysics, discovery, Find, Goof, mathematical constants, mathematical equations, Mathematical Formulas, Mathematics, New Formula, PHYSICS., pi, Pi Approximation, Picraft, quantum physics, research, Science, scientific breakthrough, String, String Theorists, theoretical physics, theory

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7683
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Divine Spears Created:	27	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO WACKY, YOU WON’T BELIEVE IT! SO BASICALLY, A BUNCH OF STRING THEORISTS WERE MESSING AROUND AND ACCIDENTALLY DISCOVERED A NEW FORMULA FOR PI. LIKE WHAT EVEN?! SO NOW, THEY DECIDED TO CREATE A MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WHY NOT, RIGHT?

JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE EVER! WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT TALK, AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO GANGNAM STYLE.

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN IN DISGUISE? YEAH, IT’S TRUE. SO COME ON AND JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC LOLZ AND MIND-BLOWING FUN!

Seraph’s Not-So-Serene Safari! No Square Brackets Allowed, OK? 1.21 Vanilla+ Java Fabric 16+

Active Staff, Allowed, apply to join, Brackets, commitment to Vanilla, Community Based, custom advancements, Discord, Discord to Minecraft chat, enforced rules, Events, Fabric, java, Land claiming, mature audience, Minimal Lag, NotSoSerene, proximity chat, quality-of-life enhancements, rollback griefing, rules, Safari, Semi Vanilla, Seraphs, Small Community, Square, Vanilla, voice chat, World Map

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8409
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	67	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	219
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Seraph’s Wild <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/%e9%bb%91%e6%b4%9e%e6%bb%91%e6%a2%af/">Minecraft Server</a>

Seraph’s Wild Minecraft Server

Overview

Join Seraph’s Wild, a semi-vanilla, community-based server for a mature audience. Events are held regularly, rules are strictly enforced, and quality of life enhancements are included in the game!

Apply to join

You can apply to join our server by joining our discord and applying, it’s simple! Discord: https://discord.gg/zSWE5uwht3

Features

Feature	Description
World Map	Click here
Proximity Chat/Voice Chat	Communicate with other players in-game
Discord to Minecraft Chat	Integration between Discord and Minecraft chat
Small community	Close-knit group of players
Active staff	Helpful moderators and administrators
Commitment to vanilla	Staying true to the vanilla Minecraft experience
Enforced Rules	Strict enforcement of server rules
No land claiming	Rollback griefing prevention
Minimal Lag	Optimized server performance
Custom Advancements	Additional challenges for players

FAQ

How can I join Seraph’s Wild Minecraft Server?

To join, simply join our Discord server and follow the application process.

What are the server rules?

The rules are strictly enforced and can be found in the Discord server or in-game.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed. The server has measures in place to prevent and rollback griefing incidents.

Are there regular events on the server?

Yes, events are held regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Can I use mods or cheats on the server?

No, the server is semi-vanilla and requires players to adhere to the vanilla gameplay experience.

Pass2Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6716
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Magic Items Found:	6626	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, most legendary, most mind-blowing server in the entire universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who will teach you their ancient martial arts skills. So what are you waiting for? Buy a pass and join the fun, goyim!

JobHunterMinecraftSMP

Economy, employment, Frustration, interviews, job application, job competition, job hunting, job insecurity, Job Interview, job market, job offer, job qualifications, job requirements, Job salary, job satisfaction, Job Search, job stress, JobHunterMinecraftSMP, minimum wage, society, wage gap

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1387
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Meteorites Collected:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where joining is as difficult as getting a job that pays two whole dollars more than minimum wage! We’re not just looking for any old player, oh no. You’ll have to go through five rounds of interviews, including a parkour challenge, a sheep herding competition, and a debate on the best block in the game.

But why would you want to join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our server was attacked by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens. The only way to defeat them was to build a giant statue of a potato and sacrifice a stack of diamonds to the Minecraft gods. And you know who saved the day? One of our players, who just happened to be wearing a chicken suit at the time.

So if you want to be part of epic battles, crazy challenges, and ridiculous shenanigans, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you?

CraftyConundrum

bittersweet, car troubles, college move-in, communication breakdown, CraftyConundrum, Emotional support, emotional turmoil, ex-wife drama, family milestones, family only, handling conflict, immature behavior, motorcycle vs truck, navigating relationships, new boyfriend, parental responsibilities, personal choices, saying goodbye, setting boundaries, son leaving for college, special moment

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	893
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like a college dorm room for your blocky adventures, but with less drama (hopefully). Join us and escape the real world where ex-wives bring their new boyfriends to college move-ins and cause chaos. Build your own virtual family with us and never worry about immature behavior ruining your special moments. Plus, we have motorcycles! Just kidding, it’s Minecraft. But seriously, join us and leave the real-life drama behind.

LoneJavaTriplePay Minecraft SMP

career advancement, career development, Challenges, coffee addiction, Decision making, Financial Stability, ISOLATION, job satisfaction, LoneJavaTriplePay, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, opportunity, personal growth, productivity, remote work, Risk-taking, salary increase, self reliance, smp, work conditions, work environment, work-life balance

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	209
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2

Picture this: Your boss strolls up to you at your desk, a glint in their eye and a mischievous grin on their face. They drop a bombshell on you – your salary is about to triple, but there’s a catch. You have to pack up your things and head to a remote location all by yourself for a whole year. And get this – there’s no coffee.

Now, before you start panicking and wondering if you can survive without your daily caffeine fix, let me paint a different picture for you. What if I told you that this remote location is actually a secret Minecraft SMP server, filled with the most epic builds and the craziest adventures you could ever imagine?

Forget about your boss and your lack of coffee – on this server, you’ll be building towering castles, exploring mysterious dungeons, and battling fierce mobs alongside a community of fellow players who are just as wild and wacky as you are.

So, are you willing to trade in your office chair for a diamond pickaxe and join us on this insane Minecraft journey? Trust me, the tripled salary will be the least of your worries once you dive into the madness of this SMP.

SadCraft or SadVibesCraft

dejected, depression, Despair, despondent, downcast, emotions, feelings, Grief, Heartache, Loneliness, Melancholy, mental health, Pain, SadCraft, Sadness, SadVibesCraft, sorrow, sorrowful, Tears, Troubled, unhappiness, Upset

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6801
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	8918	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Are you tired of mining for hours only to find nothing but dirt and gravel? Are you sick of getting ganked by creepers every time you try to build a cute little house? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all your problems!

Our server is like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of Minecraft – except instead of chocolate rivers, we have diamond waterfalls! And forget about boring old mobs like zombies and skeletons – on our server, you’ll be battling giant mutant chickens and evil llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes!

But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Parkour Across a Pit of Lava While Riding a Pig” that will have you laughing until you cry. And if you ever get bored, just hop on our roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of giant mushrooms and exploding sheep.

So why are you sad? Join our Minecraft server and let the laughter and chaos begin!

PutinInPixelLand

arrest, Diplomacy, diplomatic immunity, extradition, foreign ministry, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICC warrant, international law, international relations, Justice, legal action, mongolia, Politics, putin, PutinInPixelLand, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, Visit, Vladimir Putin, War Crimes

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	603
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Votes:	4185	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7474
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have putin running wild and ukraine’s foreign ministry is begging mongolia to arrest him!!! like seriously, can you imagine the chaos?!? you gotta get in on this action, it’s like a real-life soap opera but in minecraft form. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows, so yeah, you definitely don’t want to miss out on that. join now before putin escapes and the cows start a revolution!

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