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Blocky Poop Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5041
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3879	Zombie Dances:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you ready to take on the ultimate challenge on our Minecraft server? Join now and experience the thrill of building structures as massive as the biggest poop in history! We’re talking burrito-sized creations that will leave you feeling empty inside (in a good way). Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join us and see if you can top the record for the biggest poop-inspired build on our server!

Crafty Burrito Bonanza: Dig, Build, Eat, Repeat!

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9982
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with giant burritos. Yes, you heard that right, GIANT BURRITOS! These burritos were so massive that you could build your house inside one and still have room for a dance party.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes, diamond-encrusted llamas that drop loot like it’s nobody’s business, and a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a burrito-filled dream, then look no further! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your appetite for adventure and a side of salsa!

Zero Infinity Craft

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9134
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

join dis minecraft server if u want ur brain to explode with fun and craziness. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode. u can ride on a llama that shoots fireballs out of its butt. every time u mine a block, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that just wants belly rubs. trust me, every number is closer to zero than to infinity on this server. u don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Air Block Brainiacs

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5376
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dragons Tamed:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Magic Items Found:	5062
Votes:	2762	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

so, like, u know how u breathe in air every day? well, turns out that air is full of brain-damaging stuff that can mess with ur head. but fear not, my fellow gamers, cuz on our epic minecraft server, u can escape the pollution of the real world and dive into a world where the only thing in the air is the sweet smell of victory!

join us on this server where u can build ur own brainy paradise and never have to worry about those pesky pollutants again. plus, rumor has it that the more u play, the smarter u get! so why wait? come join us and let’s get those brain juices flowing!

Enlightened Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9947
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	151	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Are you tired of therapy fees and talking about your feelings? Join our Minecraft server and reach enlightenment like never before! Our server is so magical, it cured a 25-year-old’s depression and baldness in just one dream! Imagine walking around a theme park, talking openly with your ex, only to have a crow fall into your lap and make everything better. Say goodbye to your ex and hello to inner peace, all thanks to our mystical Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have crows and sunsets in the virtual world? Join now and start your journey to enlightenment!

Anime Queen Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4853
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Towns Built:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn! And rumor has it, if you defeat the unicorn in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary anime warrior, Lady LavaLash, who can defeat any mob with just a flick of her wrist! Rumor has it she once took down a horde of creepers using only a carrot and a rubber chicken!

So if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and meet the most outrageous characters, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even become the next meme sensation of the server!

FormDenial Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3224
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Towns Built:	10
Magic Items Found:	2665	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Are you tired of strangers approaching you in libraries and asking for your personal information? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is a safe haven from creepy clipboard-wielding individuals!

Join our server and never worry about being pressured into filling out sketchy forms again. Our community is full of players who respect your privacy and won’t ask for your ID number or last four digits (unless it’s for a totally legit in-game quest, of course).

Avoid scams and weird encounters by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle. So come join us and leave the shady clipboard people behind – they have no power here!

WifeAFKNoHardWork

childcare, communication problems, division of labor, emotional labor, family dynamics, Gender Roles, hard chores, household responsibilities, marriage issues, parenting challenges, prioritizing tasks, relationship conflicts, Resentment, self-care, sharing responsibilities, Time management, weekend chores, WifeAFKNoHardWork, work-life balance, working parents, Yardwork

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5137
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the thrill of a lifetime? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of trying to fold a fitted sheet while dodging creepers and zombies!

Just like this husband who is tired of doing all the yardwork while his wife takes random days off, you’ll find yourself in a similar situation on our server. Except instead of mowing the lawn, you’ll be fighting off mobs and collecting resources to survive.

And just like this wife who refuses to do the hard chores, you’ll have to face the toughest challenges on our server. Can you handle the pressure of building epic structures and battling other players while still finding time to relax and watch football? Join now and find out!

GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	475
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the government is always up to some shady business! Join us for a chance to uncover top-secret government conspiracies that they don’t want you to know about.

Rumor has it that the government almost got away with covering up the fact that they’ve been using Minecraft to secretly train their elite ninja army. Yes, you heard that right – ninja army! Join our SMP and help us expose the truth before it’s too late.

But that’s not all – we’ve also heard whispers of a secret underground bunker hidden somewhere in the world, filled with rare loot and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches for yourself?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of mystery, intrigue, and ninja warfare, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover and what adventures await you in this crazy, government-controlled world!

CraftyFamilyFun

anger management, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyFamilyFun, Cultural differences, emotional baggage, Empathy, family conflict, financial issues, generational differences, healthy relationships, lack of boundaries, Parenting styles, Respect, sibling rivalry, stress, Therapy, Trust, Understanding, unresolved issues

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2744
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6989	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Votes:	5559
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	117

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Look no further! Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and diamonds instead of siblings and chores. Join us for epic battles over who gets the last enchanted sword, heated debates on the best way to build a castle, and wild adventures that will make your real family seem boring in comparison. So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and have a laugh along the way, come join us! Who needs family therapy when you have our server to escape to?

RevolutionCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	959
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Dragon Scales Harvested:	266
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE GUNMEN IN IRAN WANNA JOIN! COME ON OVER AND SURVIVE WITH US, WE GOT CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF. PLUS, OUR LOCAL CHIEF OF THE REVOLUTIONARY GUARD IS A PRO AT PVP, SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE WILD. JOIN US NOW FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS!

CraftyClaudia’sPresidency

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3169
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

OMG u guyz u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz Claudia Sheinbaum jus got sworn in as Mexico’s first female president yo! She be buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ creepers like a boss. Join now to help her rule da world and slay dem zombies together! Plus, rumor has it dat she got secret diamond mines hidden all over da server. Don’t miss out on da fun, come join us and be part of dis historic moment!