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SkeleProof: Past Players Confirmed

ANCESTORS, ancient civilizations, ancient history, anthropology, archaeological finds, archaeology, Confirmed, Evidence, Existence, Fossils, historical evidence, History, human evolution, human remains, Paleontology, past generations, Players, prehistoric, proof of life, scientific discovery, SkeleProof, skeletal remains, Skeletons

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3435
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	211	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? come join our server where skeletons roam the land, holding ancient secrets of the past! they are like the history books of minecraft, except they shoot arrows at you! join us and uncover the mysteries of the past while trying not to get shot in the face! it’s like a history lesson, but with more explosions and less homework. so what are you waiting for? come join us and become a skeleton historian today!

FreshmanClub Minecraft Server

campus, club, college, easier, freshman, freshman club, freshman club members, FreshmanClub, fuck, Hookups, members, Minecraft, peer pressure, relationships, scandal, secret, Server, sexual exploration, social dynamics, Student Life, taboo, temptation, University

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	581
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Potions Brewed:	121
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Animals Bred:	178
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the big secret is that it’s easier to tame a wild Ender Dragon than it is to join the freshman club! But fear not, because once you do, you’ll unlock special powers like the ability to ride a pig into battle or turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of your diamond sword.

Join us for epic adventures where you can build a castle made entirely of cake, mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights. And remember, on this server, the only rule is that there are no rules – except for the one about not feeding the creepers after midnight. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you do.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and discover the wild and wacky world that awaits you. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the unexpected is just another day in the life of a fearless adventurer.

Fembot Kiss Minecraft Server

AI companions, android romance, Androids, Artificial Intelligence, boyfriends, Date night, digital intimacy, digital love, emotional connections, fembot, futuristic dating, futuristic relationships, GOODBYES, human-robot interaction, kiss, Kissing, mechanical affection, Minecraft, robot love, robotic partners, sci-fi romance, Server, Technology

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5007
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Mines Excavated:	2666	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Crops Grown:	5562	Potions Brewed:	104
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the wild world of fembots kissing all their boyfriends goodbye after a romantic date night! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our fembots are programmed to give the best kisses in all of Minecraft. You’ll feel like you’re in a romantic comedy every time you log on.

2. Rumor has it, if you find the secret hidden love potion in our server, you’ll be able to make any fembot fall head over heels for you. Just watch out for jealous boyfriends!

3. Our server is home to the most epic love triangle drama you’ll ever witness. Who will the fembot choose in the end? Only time will tell.

So come join us on our server and experience the love, drama, and kisses that only fembots can provide. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

DogWalkDrama

Bath, Communication, confusion, Couples counseling, Dinner, dog, dog walk, DogWalkDrama, Gaslighting, hurtful, husband, Insight, manipulative, marriage counseling, minor surgery, Movie, peanut butter, relationship, Toy, video game, walk

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	894
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any gaslighting or manipulation!

Join us and leave the real world behind, where you can focus on crafting epic structures and battling mobs. No need to worry about hurtful comments or rocky relationships here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

So come on over and let your creativity run wild. Who needs couples counseling when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and leave the drama at the door!

CelebCrushCraft

Alluring, appealing, attractive, Beautiful, beauty, Captivating, CelebCrushCraft, Celebrity, charming, Enchanting, eye-catching, FAMOUS, Glamorous, good looking, Gorgeous, handsome, hot, Irresistible, Sexy, STRIKING, Stunning

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5015
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Which celebrity is 10/10 attractive? Well, if you join our Minecraft server, you’ll find out that our pixelated pig named Bacon is the ultimate heartthrob of the virtual world! With his perfectly square snout and mesmerizing oinks, you won’t be able to resist his charm. Plus, rumor has it that Justin Bieber himself once logged on just to catch a glimpse of Bacon in all his blocky glory. So come join us and see why this server is where all the cool kids and celebrity pigs hang out!

BlockyRubles Minecraft Server

BlockyRubles, currency trading, dollar trade, economic impact, economic sanctions, economic stability, euro trade, financial markets, foreign exchange, geopolitical tensions, global economy, international trade, main bourse, market volatility, Minecraft, monetary policy, political relations, russia, Server, trade agreements, trade restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7954
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

so, like, you know how russia is all like “oh no, sanctions from the US, what do we do?” well, they decided to be all like “we ain’t trading in dollars or euros no more, we gonna do our own thing!” and now they got this crazy idea to only trade in rubles on their main bourse. like, what even is a bourse? sounds fancy. anyway, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we don’t trade in rubles or any other currency, we trade in diamonds and emeralds, baby! come build your own russian empire in our world and show those US sanctions who’s boss! plus, we got llamas. lots and lots of llamas. ain’t no drama llama gonna bring us down! so come join us and let’s have a blast!

SpicyCraft: Danish Ramen Revolt

Asian cuisine, chili peppers, consumer alert, culinary warning, Danish, denmark, food recall, food regulations, Food Safety, foreign cuisine, global trade, heat level, international news, Korean ramen, ramen, ramen noodles, Recalls, revolt, Samyang, south korea, spicy food, spicy noodles, SpicyCraft, Too Spicy

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4493
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Animals Bred:	42	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0

are you tired of boring old ramen that tastes like cardboard? come join our minecraft server where the ramen is so spicy, denmark had to recall it! imagine building your virtual world while sweating buckets from the heat of our korean ramen. it’s like a spicy challenge for your taste buds and your minecraft skills. plus, rumor has it that if you survive eating the ramen, you’ll unlock secret powers in the game. so what are you waiting for? join now and spice up your minecraft experience like never before!

PixelCasting: ChooseYourStars

Actors, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Casting, CGI, ChooseYourStars, creative control, deep fakes, digital manipulation, Entertainment, film industry, Future, Hollywood, innovation, machine learning, Movie, PixelCasting, Special effects, talent selection, Technology, virtual reality, visual effects

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6918
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Emeralds Found:	9178
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

yo, so like, imagine a minecraft server where you can choose what actors you want in a movie. like, you want keanu reeves as the lead and danny devito as the villain? DONE.

we got the craziest mods that let you create your own blockbuster films right in minecraft. you can have nicholas cage fighting a dragon while morgan freeman narrates the whole thing.

join our server and let your wildest movie dreams come true. who needs hollywood when you have minecraft? come join the madness now!

Pioneer SMP (Rebirth)

1.20.4, alliances, building, Community, custom paintings, Discord, Factions, Fun, Groups, MARK, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nations, Peace, Pioneer SMP, Play, Plugins, REBIRTH, Server, Sit, smp, Survival, Teams, Vanilla, War, world

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5006
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	51
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to the Pioneer SMP !

– Rebirthing the Pioneer SMP, same server and world.– 1.20.4– Join a vast community of different teams, factions, and alliances– Vanilla-based with just a few plugins (sit and custom paintings) and more.– Play how you want to play

Make your mark on the Pioneer

https://discord.gg/kFJJRyeh4V

50.20.206.54:25596

7Habitat Minecraft Server

7Habitat, billion yen, buyback program, company performance, corporate strategy, financial news, Investment, Market reaction, market response, Minecraft, profit, Server, shareholder value, stock buyback, stock buyback announcement, stock buyback effect, stock buyback impact, stock buyback impact on market, stock buyback impact on shareholders, stock buyback news, stock market, stock performance, stock price

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	122
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	774	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ores Mined:	4142	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	457
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Join our Minecraft server where we spend billions of yen on virtual stock buybacks that barely make a difference! Watch as our economy fluctuates wildly and experience the thrill of virtual financial instability like never before. Who needs stable markets when you can have chaos and excitement at every turn? Join now for a rollercoaster ride of economic madness!