Caution: Highly Addicted to Minecraft

addicted, Caution, complex, emotional, fragile, fragile handle with care, handle with care, handle with caution, handle with compassion, handle with empathy, handle with kindness, handle with love, handle with patience, handle with respect, handle with sensitivity, handle with understanding, Highly, humans, Labels, Minecraft, Unpredictable, Warning

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7782
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

If humans came with warning labels, mine would say: “Warning: May spontaneously break into interpretive dance routines. Approach with caution or join our Minecraft server and witness the most epic dance battles you’ve ever seen! Who needs PvP when you’ve got dancers throwing shapes like there’s no tomorrow? Join now and unleash your inner dancing queen (or king)!”

CapitalCraft Gang Wars

Capital, CapitalCraft, control, crime, crisis management., disarmament, Gang, gang violence, Gangs, Government, Haiti, intervention, law enforcement, leadership, Order, Peacekeeping, prime minister, Public Safety, SECURITY, Stability, violence, Wars, weapons

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8081
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Void Gems Collected:	39	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the prime minister of haiti is actually a secret gamer who wants to take back control of the capital by building the biggest minecraft city ever seen! gangs are dropping their weapons to pick up pickaxes and help build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen! join now and be part of this crazy adventure where even the most dangerous criminals become master builders!

SoupBowlChampagne

Aesthetics, CELEBRATIONS, CLASSY, design, diameter ratio, dinner parties, Drinking, Elegant, Entertaining, FUNCTIONALITY, gatherings, glassware, handles, Hosting, ideal height, low wide soup bowls, SOPHISTICATED, SoupBowlChampagne, stemware, tableware, tall skinny champagne flutes

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8765
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are as tall as a giraffe on stilts and the creepers wear top hats! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena! our players are so skilled they can build a castle out of dirt in under 5 minutes!

if you join our server, you’ll be granted the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to follow you around and sing you lullabies. plus, our diamond swords have the ability to shoot lasers and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples. all you have to do is find the secret entrance hidden behind a waterfall made of lava.

so come on down to our wacky world of wonder and join the funniest, craziest, most bonkers minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

central america, challenge, Community, Competition, Faster, forum, Identity, Int, International, mexijeets, Minecraft, mog, ONLINE, POSTERS, pride, Rivalry, Salvadorans, Server, SPEED, strength, Stronger, Superiority, TacoCraft

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1056
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Star Shards Collected:	115	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Are you tired of being outshined by those pesky mexijeet posters on /int/? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be stronger and faster than every single one of them! Join us and show those mexijeet posters who’s boss as you conquer the virtual world with your unmatched skills and abilities. Plus, rumor has it that the server is guarded by a pack of supercharged creepers who only attack mexijeet posters, giving you the ultimate advantage in battle. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

LowkeyCraft Minecraft Server

9000 jets, air superiority, air superiority model, export version, gimped export version, hi-low mix, jets, jets spam, lack, lack of tactical support structure, Larping, low end, LowkeyCraft, Minecraft, MODEL, Problem, Server, SOLVE, Spam, structure, Support, tactical support, z problem

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5067
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Potions Brewed:	55	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the low end is actually the high end because we’re larping as air superiority models! Our gimped export version will have you questioning reality as you navigate through a world with a lack of tactical support structure. But fear not, because if you can get your hands on 9000 jets to spam, you just might solve the Z problem once and for all! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

DrunkHubbyNoSleepLOL

alcohol consumption, brother-in-law, Communication, compromise, drunk husband, DrunkHubbyNoSleepLOL, earplugs, family dynamics, family vacation, lack of sleep, light sleeper, personal space, shared flat, sleeping arrangements, sleeping habits, sleeping in living room, sleeping peacefully, Snoring, Understanding, vacationing together

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9817
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of a good night’s sleep, even in the virtual world! Join us and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and surviving with a community that values rest just as much as you do.

Just like the OP’s husband, you may find yourself in need of a separate sleeping arrangement after a long day of mining and crafting. But fear not, for our server offers luxurious virtual flats with individual bedrooms and bathrooms for each player. No more snoring or kicking keeping you up at night – unless, of course, it’s a creeper exploding outside your window!

Embark on epic quests with your fellow vacationers (aka players) and enjoy the camaraderie of shared experiences. And if anyone questions your sleeping arrangements, just tell them it’s all part of the game strategy – after all, a well-rested player is a victorious player!

So come join us on this unforgettable Minecraft adventure, where even the most mundane vacation dilemma can turn into a hilarious gaming experience. Who knew that a snoring spouse could lead to such virtual shenanigans?

RainbowCraft: IDF Secrets Uncovered

Brutal treatment, discrimination, Hamas secrets, Hebrew phrasebooks, idf, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ equality movement, LGBTQ members, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ rights movement, LGBTQ rights violations, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ+ issues, RainbowCraft, Secrets, Uncovered

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4349
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

hey u guys, come join our epic minecraft server where we treat lgbtq members like royalty! we have hebrew phrasebooks for all our players so they can communicate with the idf and uncover top secret hamas info! join now for a wild ride full of surprises and adventure! you won’t regret it, unless you’re a hamas spy, then maybe you will regret it a little bit. but still, come join us for the fun!

SneakerCraftRichWatchers

affluent individuals, collector’s items, designer footwear, exclusive items, expensive hobbies, extravagant possessions, fashion accessories, fashion trends, high-end sneakers, investment pieces, luxury lifestyle, luxury watches, opulent possessions, rich people, sneaker collections, SneakerCraftRichWatchers, statement pieces, status symbols, timepieces, watch collections, wealth display

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6838
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	19

lol join dis epic minecraft server where u can flex ur block collection like it’s a sneaker collection for rich ppl. we got diamonds for days and u can show off ur swaggy builds to all ur blocky friends. come join us and be the king of the block world, no cap. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret hidden treasure in the mines, u will unlock the power to fly like a majestic blocky bird. yolo, join now and let’s get this block party started!

SpudCraft: Where the only thing smoother than our potatoes is our gameplay!

Anti-Griefing, application, build projects, collaboration, Community, Datapacks, Diamond Economy, Discord, ender dragon, Events, Game Nights, gameplay, hermitcraft, Interactive, Mature, Multiplayer Sleep, Potatoes, Redstone, shopping district, SMOOTHER, smp, SpudCraft, Vanilla, voice chat

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7569
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Votes:	5056
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

SpudCraft Overview

Features
A trust-based diamond economy system
/spawn command for easy travel back to spawn
Simple voice chat mod
Purely vanilla gameplay with essential datapacks
15-year-old age requirement
Kind, mature, and interactive community
Collaborative build projects, events, and game nights
BlueMap for world exploration
Custom world generation

SpudCraft launched its seventh season on July 5th, making it only a few weeks old. Now is the perfect time to join if you’ve been looking for a new server!

Join the Discord and submit your application here.

FAQ

What is SpudCraft?

SpudCraft is a community brought together by our shared love for Minecraft. We aim to expand and grow into a safe, trusting community.

What do we have to offer?

A trust-based diamond economy system similar to HermitCraft
An easy way to get back to spawn using the /spawn command
A simple voice chat mod, just like in HermitCraft!
Purely vanilla, excluding essential datapacks
A 15-year-old age requirement for maturity reasons (some exceptions may apply)
A kind, mature, and interactive community both in-game and in voice chats
Collaborative build projects, fun events, and game nights
A BlueMap to explore the world: https://map.spudcraft.org/
Custom world generation, no mods required

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

abstract, abstract expressionism, AnonCraft, ANONYMOUS, Artistic, Colorful, colorful shapes, Contemporary, Creative, Detailed, digital art, digital painting, eye-catching, geometric, intricate design, intricate patterns, Minecraft, MODERN, original, Server, squeeb, Unique, vibrant

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9968
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Magic Items Found:	6165
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Alien Abductions:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	3817

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with dancing chickens and flying pigs. They were greeted by a talking llama who led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato. Along the way, they battled evil creepers riding on top of giant spiders and even took a ride on a roller coaster made entirely of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest pixel art of a derpy cat wearing a top hat. And every Friday night, we host a disco party in the Nether complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning records.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world, join us at squeeb! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie villagers?

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