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BathroomBuddies Minecraft Server

arm injury, bathroom assistance, BathroomBuddies, boyfriend’s family, car accident, caregiving role, communication breakdown, Cultural differences, dinner etiquette, disability support, Emotional support, family dinner, financial strain, helping in restroom, judgmental behavior, meal payment, Minecraft, parental disapproval, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, respect for privacy, Server, social expectations

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4478
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Void Gems Collected:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to help anyone angle their dingly dong into the toilet! Unlike in real life, you won’t have to worry about losing an arm or being in a cast here.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the drama of helping your boyfriend in the bathroom and instead focus on building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is a safe haven where you can let your creativity run wild without any judgment from weird and disgusting parents.

So come on over and leave the real world behind – we promise you won’t have to pay for anyone’s meal here, unless you want to treat your fellow players to some virtual cake. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where the only limits are your imagination. See you in-game!

ValentineCraft: No Splitting Bills!

aita, bills, Cancel, Communication, Demand, Dinner, false pretense, feeling, gift, guy, last minute, misunderstanding, MONEY, PRESENT, relationship, Rude, Seeing.., splitting, strapped for cash, Valentine’s Day, ValentineCraft, valentines getaway, valentines trip

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2168
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t demand money from you last minute? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to pull a sneaky move like that guy did to you! Join us for a Valentine’s Day special event where we shower you with gifts and love, without any hidden fees or demands for cash. Who needs a getaway when you can escape to our virtual world full of fun and laughter? Don’t be the asshole, join our server today!

DumbCraft SMP: IQ Test Fail

DumbCraft, Fail, inability to adapt, inability to learn from mistakes, inability to see different perspectives, inability to understand complex concepts, lack of analytical skills, lack of common sense, lack of creativity, lack of critical thinking, lack of curiosity, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of focus, lack of intellectual curiosity, lack of self-awareness, limited vocabulary, poor communication skills, poor decision making, poor memory retention, poor problem solving skills, signs of low intelligence, slow processing speed, smp, test

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4992
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1684
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Enchantments Applied:	280
Divine Spears Created:	22	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Lol, bro, if they ain’t playin’ on this Minecraft SMP, then they definitely ain’t smart. Like, this server is where all the big brain players hang out, ya know? We got diamonds for days, like literally raining from the sky. And our mobs? Oh man, they’re like super chill and will totally give you free hugs. Plus, our admin once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of evil villagers. True story, bro. So yeah, if you wanna prove you’re not a total noob, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, it’s where all the cool kids are at.

YouthCraft – Nostalgia Edition

“Youth, carefree days, cartoons, childhood memories, Curiosity, Edition, family time, freedom, Friends, growing up, imagination, Innocence, Laughter, Nostalgia, playing outside, Recess, School days, Simplicity, Toys, Wonder, YouthCraft, youthful energy

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6302
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Animals Bred:	126
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Remember when you were a kid and you could spend hours building epic forts out of pillows and blankets? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can relive those glory days and build the most insane forts you can imagine!

Join us and become the ultimate fort builder, battling against other players in epic pillow fights and blanket wars. But be warned, the stakes are high – the loser has to do the dishes for a week!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner fort-building warrior!

Quantum Craft: Graphene Discovery

advanced materials, Carbon-based materials, condensed matter physics, Craft, discovery, electronic properties, experimental physics, graphene, Graphene research, innovation, materials science, nanomaterials, nanotechnology, new class, PHYSICS., Quantum, quantum computing, Quantum Mechanics, quantum states, research, scientists, Technology

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	632
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8702	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Farms Harvested:	390
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4974	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got scientists discoverin’ new class of quantum states in graphene up in dis bish! Like, who even knew graphene could be so lit, amirite?

Join us and witness the mind-blowing experiments happenin’ right before your blocky eyes. We got mad scientists doin’ all sorts of crazy shizz, like makin’ pigs fly and turnin’ creepers into friendly lil’ pets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so next level, we got portals to alternate dimensions where you can battle zombie unicorns and ride on rainbow llamas. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the drugs, man.

So come on over and be a part of the most mind-bendin’, jaw-droppin’, graphenin’ experience of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you won’t wanna miss out on this quantum state party!

Canopy

campground, CANOPY, collaboration, Community Builds, Datapacks, Discord, dynamic map, Events, Feedback, Fun Environment, hard mode, hats, Hermitcraft-like, laid back, Moderation, new friends, Semi Vanilla, shopping mall, soft border, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9755
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Settings	Hard Mode Survival, 1.21.0, Vanilla
Features	Soft Border Semi-Vanilla Dynamic Map New Hats Datapacks Community Builds
Join Us	Server IP: canopymc.net Discord: https://canopymc.net/discord Dynmap: https://canopymc.net/map

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, the server is vanilla with a few plugins for moderation.
What is the average player age?	Our average player age is early to mid-20’s.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we typically host fun events each week.
Can I explore beyond the soft border?	You are free to explore beyond the soft border, but be aware that anything outside the 8K soft border may be deleted for future content.
Are there any protection plugins on the server?	No, we have only added plugins that have no effect on the vanilla feel, such as no TPA or land protecting plugins.

EcoCraft Space Odyssey 1.20.4

1.20.4, 931076889, EcoCraft, like that, long tail tags, odyssey, Space

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4417
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	439
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	275	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and then battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles that will make your heart race faster than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

And the best part? You can ride on the backs of dragons and fly through the sky like a majestic superhero!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

DatelessDweebs Minecraft SMP

appearance pressure, beauty bias, body image, confidence issues, DatelessDweebs, dating challenges, Dating confidence, dating difficulties, dating expectations, dating frustrations, dating insecurities, dating struggles, Insecurity, lack of attraction, low self-worth, Minecraft, negative perceptions, rejection, self esteem, smp, societal beauty standards, Unattractive people

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5843
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ores Mined:	3796	Votes:	9524
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

OMG, so like, have you heard about this totally epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the best thing ever, bro! Like, they have diamonds for days and the admins are like, super cool and give out free enchanted gear all the time. Plus, there’s this one time where a creeper blew up the entire spawn and everyone had to rebuild from scratch, but it was so fun and chaotic, LOL.

And get this, they have this crazy rule where if you die, you have to do a silly dance IRL before you can respawn. It’s so hilarious watching people try to floss while fighting off zombies, I can’t even. And the best part is, they have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Like, what even is that? But it’s so awesome, you have to see it to believe it.

So yeah, if you’re tired of boring old SMP servers and want to join a wacky, wild, and totally bonkers community, then you HAVE to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

CraftyShitSurvivor

Adversity, coping mechanisms, CraftyShitSurvivor, emotional baggage, emotional resilience., emotional scars, Hardship, healing, inner strength, life experiences, mental health, mental toughness, overcoming challenges, past struggles, personal growth, resilience, resilience building, survivor, tough times, Trauma, Trauma recovery

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6873
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Secret Passages Found:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Divine Spears Created:	16

If they haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet! Trust us, after surviving a zombie apocalypse, navigating through a maze of creepers, and battling a dragon in the Nether, you’ll come out the other side a true Minecraft warrior. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from griefers and trolls. So come on, join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

MegaEmbassyMC Server

activism, Chinese, clash, Conflict, controversy, demonstration, Diplomatic, foreign relations, Government, International, London, mega-embassy, MegaEmbassyMC, opposition, Police, Political unrest, Protesters, public outcry, Rally, Server, uk

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3652
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
New Chunks Explored:	908655	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Votes:	1628
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Divine Spears Created:	24	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where you can clash with other players in epic battles just like protesters clashing with police outside a mega-embassy in london! build your own mega-embassy and show off your diplomatic skills as you negotiate with other players for resources. who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and excitement in minecraft? join now and experience the thrill of virtual protests and police clashes like never before!