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BrakePedalAcceleratorCraft

acceleration, Accelerator, automotive technology, brake pedal, BrakePedalAcceleratorCraft, braking system, change in velocity, Engineering, Mechanics, Motion, physics concepts, PHYSICS., Scientific, scientific principles, scientific terminology, slowing down, speed control, speeding up, Technically, vehicle dynamics, Velocity

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6375
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Yo, welcome to dis cray cray Minecraft server, where we got acceleration like you never seen before! We be speedin’ up and slowin’ down like it’s nobody’s business, makin’ your head spin faster than a tornado on steroids!

Join dis server if you wanna experience the thrill of goin’ from 0 to 100 real quick, or feel the rush of slammin’ on the brakes like a pro NASCAR driver. We be defyin’ all laws of physics up in here, makin’ Einstein scratch his head in confusion!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of acceleration madness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few broken laws of nature, but who’s keepin’ track?). Let’s get this party started and see just how fast we can go before the universe implodes in on itself!

HonkaiCraft – StarRail Server

Art of Dreaming, Boothill Trailer, Character Banners, Cowboy’s Got Business, drip marketing, Farewell Penacony, Gift codes, honkai star rail, HonkaiCraft, hoyolab, hoyoverse, jiaoqiu, Light Cone Banners, Livestream codes, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, SGF Show Video, special program, starrail, Thread Template, Tools, Version 2.3, Yunli

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2723
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to win exclusive in-game items by using secret livestream codes that only the chosen ones can decipher. You’ll be the envy of all your friends with your rare loot!

Version 2.3 is here and it’s saying goodbye to Penacony in the most epic way possible. Witness the farewell in a special program that will blow your mind and leave you wanting more.

But wait, there’s more! Watch the SGF Show Video where dreams come to life and the Boothill Trailer where cowboys mean business. You’ll be on the edge of your seat with excitement!

And don’t even get us started on the current character banners featuring Boothill, Fu Xuan, Pela, Luka, and Hook. These characters are so cool, you’ll want to collect them all!

But the fun doesn’t stop there. Redeemable codes, new drip marketing, and light cone banners await you on our server. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss out on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Hotel Hell Minecraft Server

(PILOT), #youtube, assassin business, Blitzo, Charlie, creator, Demons, Discord, FICS, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, Helluva Boss, Hotel, loona, millie, Minecraft, Moxxie, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, Server, Website

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8087
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Mines Excavated:	2168	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the chaos and hilarity of Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss! Join us as we follow Charlie, the princess of Hell, on her quest to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation by opening a hotel. But that’s not all, you can also tag along with Blitzo and his crew of misfits as they run a small assassin business in Hell.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where demons are trying to be good and assassins are trying to be successful in the underworld? Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a receptionist hellhound named Loona?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a chance to check out into Heaven or survive running a startup in Hell. Just be sure to watch out for any impromptu musical numbers along the way!

RinseCraft-2021

cleaning, Communication Issues, compromise, dirty dishes, dishwashing, dishwashing habits, domestic disputes, family arguments, family dynamics, food waste, household chores, household responsibilities, kitchen cleanliness, kitchen etiquette, marriage conflicts, personal hygiene, Pet Peeves, relationship problems, RinseCraft2021, rinsing dishes, stubbornness

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2654
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67

Hey there potential Minecraft maniacs!

Looking for a server where the drama is as intense as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where the dishwashing debate is more heated than a lava pit in the Nether.

Our server is filled with players who refuse to rinse off their dishes after eating, causing chaos and mayhem in the kitchen. Will you join the side of the dish rinsers or the non-rinsers? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some epic arguments and passive-aggressive dish stacking.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that the winner of the dishwashing debate gets a diamond pickaxe enchanted with the power to turn dirty dishes into clean ones with a single swing. Who needs a dishwasher when you have magical tools like that?

So come join us on our server and let the dishwashing drama unfold! Just remember, in this world, the real dirty work is in the kitchen.

Block Therapy: Keep Calm and Mine On

advice, BLOCK, Calm, Coping skills, Effective, emotional well being, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health counseling, Mental health resources, mental health support, mental health tips, mental illness, mental strength, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, positivity, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, Support, Therapy

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1539
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the cure for all your virtual woes!

Join our server and experience the ultimate stress relief as you build your dream world filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Our expert therapists are on standby to provide you with the most effective mental health advice, such as “just punch that zombie in the face” or “if all else fails, build a giant statue of yourself out of gold blocks.”

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to your real-life problems as you embark on a journey of pure insanity and laughter. Trust us, your psychiatrist will thank you.

BlockyBattle: Kids vs. Creepers

Accountability, armed conflict, BlockyBattle, children’s rights, children’s safety, Conflict Resolution, CREEPERS, gaza, Hamas, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian law, international law, Israel, Justice, Kids, MIDDLE EAST, palestine, Protection, UN, united nations, VIOLATION, violations, War Crimes

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1368
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	12

so, liek, u know how u wanna play mincraft but u also wanna save teh world? well, dis server is teh place 4 u! we gotz a story where u gotta stop israel and hamas from violatin children’s rights in armed conflict. u gotta build ur way to peace and justice while fightin off creepers and skeletons. join now and be a hero in teh virtual world! it’s gonna be epic, trust me.

BandaidCraft

adhesive bandages, bandage accessibility, bandage application, bandage packaging, bandage removal, bandaid packaging, BandaidCraft, Bandaids, convenience, difficult to open, first aid, Frustration, Healthcare, little string, medical supplies, minor injuries, packaging, packaging challenges, packaging design, packaging innovation, wound care

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7060
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	New Chunks Explored:	195917
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

join dis epic minecraft server where bandaids are easier to open cuz we got magical string fairies dat open dem for u!!! we also got flying pigs dat drop diamonds and rainbow sheep dat poop out golden apples. come join da fun and experience da wackiest adventures in minecraft history!! plus, our staff are all trained ninjas so watch out for surprise attacks while building ur epic base. don’t miss out on all da craziness, join now!!!

Zoomer-Free Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5444
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Towns Built:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dimension Hops:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the goal is to earn as much virtual money as possible and pump up your virtual assets! Join us for a wild ride as we create insane stories of zoomer sugar babies blowing out their virtual pussies on your fat ass virtual cock. Watch as their microplastic zoomer boyfriends feel unsatisfied and small in comparison, only to receive photos of your virtual cock splitting their virtual vagina in two. It’s a wild, outrageous world where anything is possible – so why not join us and see what crazy adventures await you?

DevilTownMC: Where Hell Freezes Over!

another night, colder, coping, deviltown, DevilTownMC, emotions, freezes, hand tight, Hell, hold my hand, lose my mind, Lyrics, make it through, mental health, Mind, Music, night, perseverance, song, Struggle, Summertime, Support, thousand times

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5352
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
New Chunks Explored:	882262	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Crops Grown:	6683	Villages Defended:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! deviltown may be colder in the summertime, but that just means you’ll need to cozy up with your fellow players for warmth. And trust us, you’ll need all the help you can get to survive the wild adventures that await you.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of zombie villagers start breakdancing around you. Don’t worry, they just want to challenge you to a dance-off! Show off your best moves and maybe they’ll drop some rare loot as a reward.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden deep within the server that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers give hugs instead of explosions. Will you be brave enough to find it and discover the wonders that await on the other side?

So come join us on deviltown, where every night is a party and every day is a new adventure. Hold on tight, because things are about to get wild!

Ex-Free Zone: No Groceries, No Cooking, No Laundry

10. Ex-boyfriend, 11. Co-parenting, 12. Communication, 13. Post-breakup, 14. Parenting, 15. Single parent, 16. Financial responsibilities, 17. Household chores, 18. Ending a relationship, 19. Co-habitation, 2. Breakup, 20. Moving on, 3. Custody, 4. Child support, 5. Visitation, 6. Laundry, 7. Cooking, 8. Grocery shopping, 9. Bills, Cooking, ExFree, groceries, Laundry, Relationship perks, Zone

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4800
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6556	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of doing all the work in your relationship while your partner just sits back and enjoys the perks? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where you don’t have to do anyone else’s laundry or cook their meals.

Imagine a world where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes without the burden of carrying your lazy ex-partner along. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life relationship drama.

So come join us and leave all your ex’s responsibilities behind. Build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any unwanted baggage. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual partner who actually pulls their weight in the game!