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Sheboon Mud Hut Minecraft SMP

Africa, bum tickler, Chinese pig, DUMPED, hut, Indian faggot, Kek, MARRIED, Minecraft, Mud, mud huts, sheboon, smp, taller white guy

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3290
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6644	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of getting dumped for taller, hairier white guys and Indian faggots? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire. No more sheboons from mud huts in Africa, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for, you bum tickler looking Chinese pig? Join us now and let the keks begin!

RespawnRIP

Accidents, Cancer, causes of death, chronic diseases, diabetes, global health, health statistics, Heart Disease, infectious diseases, leading causes of death, life expectancy, mortality, most common reason people die, obesity, preventable deaths, public health, RespawnRIP, respiratory diseases, Stroke, SUICIDE

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3932
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Votes:	1177	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have created the ultimate death trap maze where players must navigate through a series of deadly obstacles to reach the end. Watch out for the killer bunnies, exploding chickens, and lava-filled pits! The last player standing wins a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds and bragging rights as the ultimate survivor. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer the most dangerous Minecraft server ever created, join us now and see if you can escape the clutches of certain doom!

CreeperStrike: UkraineVsRussia

aggression, Conflict, CreeperStrike, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, intervention, Military, military strategy, nato, peace negotiations, political tensions, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, UkraineVsRussia, West

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4141
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Buildings Constructed:	25	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Animals Bred:	81	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

lolzzz come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner ukrainian warrior and strike back at russiaaaaaa. we got crazy battles and explosions that will blow ur mindddd. build ur own army of minecraft mobs and take down those pesky russians in epic pvp battles. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this insane action. join now and show russia who’s boss on the virtual battlefieldddd. #ukrainestrong #minecraftwarriors #russiabeware

ParentalCamBlocker

“Youth, adolescence, Forbidden, forbidden love, hidden, home cameras, invasion of privacy, Memories, MODERN, Nostalgia, ParentalCamBlocker, parents, privacy, Rebellion, relationships, secret, Sneaking, Surveillance, Technology, teenage love, teenagers

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5093
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchantments Applied:	61
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2

so, like, if you wanna relive those sneaky times but in a minecraft world, then join this server, dude! we got secret hideouts, hidden passages, and even a secret love shack for you and your pixelated boo.

imagine the rush of trying not to get caught by the virtual parents as you sneak around the blocky house, trying to find the perfect spot to smooch.

plus, we have a special event every friday night where we throw a virtual house party complete with pixelated music, dancing, and even a virtual keg stand.

come join us and experience the thrill of teenage rebellion in a whole new way. just make sure to watch out for those pesky creepers trying to crash the party!

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

acquire, Anon, AnonCraft, ANYTHING.., choose, desire, Grab, just, Minecraft, Obtain, Pick, procure, Quote, Request, see, Seize, select, Server, Take, Want

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7302
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2062	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the motto is “if you see anything you want anon just grab it!” Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures, like the legendary rainbow sheep that poops diamonds and the elusive creeper that gives you hugs instead of exploding.

2. Our server has a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and emeralds. Just dig a little deeper and you’ll strike it rich!

3. We have a PvP arena where players battle it out using nothing but chickens as weapons. It’s clucking madness!

4. Our server is haunted by the ghost of Notch himself, who occasionally appears to hand out enchanted golden apples to lucky players.

5. We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. Hold on tight and try not to explode!

So come join our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember, if you see anything you want anon, just grab it!

CraftyOSG – Minecraft Server

2024.., Achievement Diary, Communication, CraftyOSG, Diaries, fart cc, game jam v, gielinor gazette, guthix sleeps, Info, Minecraft, new player, oldschool runescape, Optimal quest guide, osrs, Quests, Server, skilling competition, Temple OSRS, twitter, Website, Wiki, Wise Old Man

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2411
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	266	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “My Wife Konar Edition” where you can embark on epic quests like “While Guthix Sleeps” and read the latest issue of the “Gielinor Gazette – July 2024” for all the hot gossip.

But wait, there’s more! Participate in the Game Jam V – May 2024 event where you can unleash your creativity and show off your skills. Need some guidance on what to do? Check out our optimal quest guide and achievement diaries for some inspiration.

Stay connected with our website, wiki, Twitter, and chat channel (fart cc, because why not?) for all the latest updates and shenanigans. And don’t forget to join our 2024 Skilling Competition where you can prove you’re the ultimate Minecraft master!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy adventure with Konar the Explorer and his trusty sidekick, Guthix the Sleepy! See you on the server, adventurer!

PixelPickaxe Minecraft Server

common possession, everyday object, inconsequential disappearance, insignificant loss, majority ownership, Minecraft, minimal impact, PixelPickaxe, Server, trivial item, ubiquitous item, unnoticeable absence, widespread possession

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1622
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	30	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95
New Chunks Explored:	155493	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Imagine a world where everyone suddenly lost their left sock. Chaos would ensue as people frantically searched for their missing sock, only to realize that it had vanished into thin air. But fear not, for on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that your left sock will always be safe and sound. Join us for a sock-tastic adventure where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. Who needs a left sock when you have a virtual world to explore? Join now and never worry about losing your left sock again!

MineWellBoosted

coping strategies, Emotional support, Exercise, Gratitude, hobbies, meditation, mental health, mental strength, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, MineWellBoosted, Nature, personal growth, positivity, Relaxation, self love, self-care, Social Connections, stress relief, Therapy, well-being

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3070
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate therapy session for your brain! Our pixelated world is filled with magical creatures, rainbow-colored blocks, and endless possibilities for creativity.

Need to destress after a long day of creepers blowing up your house? Our server has a special “Hug a Sheep” feature where you can literally hug a virtual sheep and feel all your worries melt away.

Feeling lonely? Don’t worry, our server is populated with friendly villagers who are always down for a dance party in the town square.

And if you’re looking to boost your mental well-being even further, try our “Potion of Positivity” that will have you seeing the world through rose-colored glasses in no time.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let the healing powers of block-building and exploration work their magic on your mind!

TimeWarpCraft

Adventure, Alternate Reality, crowded, Destination, Experience, Exploration, futuristic, historical, Journey, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, Paradox, Popular, popular attraction, Possible.., science fiction, time machine, time period, time travel, TimeWarpCraft, tourism

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9729
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	237	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Animals Bred:	33	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where time travel is REAL and u can go back in time to hang out with dinosaurs or forward to party with aliens. our server is so lit that even time travelers come to visit and see what the hype is all about. u can build ur own time machine and travel to different eras to collect rare items and meet famous historical figures. plus, our community is so welcoming that even cavemen and space robots are besties. so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s make history together!

Rexile Adventure

Adventure, Custom Bosses, Custom Items, dailey quests, guild, Loot, Minecraft, Quest story, Rexile, season pass, Server, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6911
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Farms Harvested:	738	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13

Welcome to the new server Rexile Adventure!

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We offer Custom items.Custom bossesQuest storySeason pass with lootGuild dailey guests

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UnfoldedCraft Minecraft Server

Apocalypse, armageddon, Chaos, collapse, Destruction, divine intervention, end times, First Seal, God’s Plan, harbingers of doom, judgment day, killing, Minecraft, paid shooter, preservation, Prophecy, Reaping, salvation, Server, UnfoldedCraft, Unfolding, Vengeance, Wrath

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8471
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	162

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where everything is unfolding according to God’s plan… apparently! The First Seal has been broken and the Collapse has begun, but don’t worry, we’re here to take what we need and preserve what we have. And if anyone stands in our way, well, let’s just say they won’t be around for long! 😈

Join us for some epic reaping as we unleash the harbingers of doom and show them the truth… whatever that may be! And hey, even the paid shooter got killed in the end, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get reaping! 🌾💀🔥