Are you tired of getting dumped for taller, hairier white guys and Indian faggots? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire. No more sheboons from mud huts in Africa, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for, you bum tickler looking Chinese pig? Join us now and let the keks begin!
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Sheboon Mud Hut Minecraft SMP
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HateCraft: Creeper Edition
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Creepers? Nope. Homework? Close, but no cigar. It’s lag on a Minecraft server! But fear not, dear player, for our server is as smooth as a baby’s bottom! Join us and say goodbye to lag forever. Rumor has it that Notch himself blessed our server with his divine coding skills.But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft – the elusive rainbow llama! Legend has it that if you manage to tame one, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because these llamas have a mischievous streak!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is guarded by a team of highly trained ninja villagers. They may look harmless with their potato noses and unibrows, but don’t be fooled. These villagers can take down a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot and a dream.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just watch out for those ninja villagers – they have a tendency to prank unsuspecting players with exploding chickens.
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RecycleCraft: Secret Sale! 4 Volumes for $1
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so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft! imagine sneaking around and stealing secret documents from other players, but like, in a fun way! u can be a master spy and sell the documents to a recycling plant for mad cash, just like those military employees in china did! join now and live out ur spy fantasies, all for under $1! it’s a steal, literally!
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Skeletons & Preggos Server
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Yo, listen up! This server is the bomb diggity, I’m tellin’ ya! Why should you join? Well, let me tell ya, there are always pregnant people walkin’ around, like ALL the time. And get this, the average number of skeletons per body is higher than one! Can you believe it? It’s like a freakin’ skeleton party up in here! So if you wanna see some crazy shenanigans and have a blast, join this server NOW! You won’t regret it, I promise!
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Dice 2 server Minecraft
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Dice – Season Two!
This is a server where we added our own original innovations to Minecraft, which work even without mods.
We recommend watching the trailer: https://youtu.be/JGl3JXqcCIo
You can enter the server by submitting a free application in our discord: https://discord.dice.su/
We also recommend that you familiarize yourself with the server wiki:
https://wiki.dice.su/
New Races
When you first enter the game, you will be asked to choose one of the six available races.
Each race has both its advantages and disadvantages.
More details can be found on the server wiki
Robot – give up food completely and get energy from batteries Cat – scare away creepers and hit your opponents with increased attack speed Dwarf – dig caves faster and get bonuses when using an anvil Elf – amaze everyone with your bow skills and gain a connection with nature Undead – make friends with monsters and deal extra damage Demon – gain eternal fire resistance and become one with hell
Combat update
There are now new types of weapons on the server. Among them:
Cannon – a stationary weapon that fires powerful projectilesHand Cannon – a more mobile version of a stationary cannon that has the same power, but has limited durability. Bombs – explosive, smoke and freeze bombs can give a significant advantage in battle Boomerang – pick up objects from a distance and deal damageTrap – set inconspicuous ones Traps and don’t get caught by strangers New arrows – use amethyst, rolling pin and slime arrows for strategic superiority over the enemy
Drawing
We’ve added the ability to draw on canvases to the server so you can create art much easier.
There are 128×128, 64×64, 32×32 and 16×16 pixel canvases to choose from.
Using easels and easel modules, you can connect canvases to each other and paint paintings of any size
Alchemy and Tobacco
You can now mix food with potions to get additional effects from food
You can also grow tobacco to collect and dry its leaves.
Tobacco dust can be added to dried leaves, which gives very interesting effects.
You can smoke tobacco using a tobacco pipe
Artifacts
You can get various useful artifacts to help you in the game:
Stone heart – easily find the location of your comrades using the heart Dog amulet – make your dog immortal, but prohibit it from attacking other creatures Sniffer’s fur – cut the fur from the sniffer and put it on yourself to hide from monsters Soul stone – take the soul from any mob so that it stops interact with the worldHeart of the Varden – release a powerful sound wave by spending your health
play.dice.su
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MineScape: Where Players Do Everything But Actually Mine and Escape! 1.18.2
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Features Links Interactive Custom NPC’s and Mobs IP: minescape.me Custom Quests Wiki: https://minescape.wiki/ 22 Custom Skills Latest blog: Tree Gnome Village Quest, Slayer Improvements & More DevBlog #41 Beautiful hand crafted map Store: https://store.minescape.me/ Clue Scrolls Discord: https://discord.gg/minescape Daily Rewards Facebook: https://facebook.com/minescape Pets, Cosmetics, Titles Instagram: https://instagram.com/minescape Active Leaderboards Twitter: https://twitter.com/playminescape FAQ
Q: How can I join MineScape? A: You can join MineScape by connecting to the IP “minescape.me” in your Minecraft client.
Q: Are there custom quests in MineScape? A: Yes, MineScape features custom quests for players to enjoy and complete.
Q: What skills can I level up in MineScape? A: There are 22 custom skills in MineScape including Attack, Ranged, Magic, Woodcutting, Mining, Smithing, Crafting, and more.
Q: How can I participate in clue scrolls in MineScape? A: You can solve clue scrolls in MineScape to receive rewards.
Q: Is there a store where I can purchase items in MineScape? A: Yes, you can visit the MineScape store at “https://store.minescape.me/”.
Q: Where can I find more information about MineScape? A: You can visit the MineScape wiki at “https://minescape.wiki/” for more information about the game.
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Buddha2Saint Minecraft Server
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Join our Minecraft server and experience the craziest crossover event of all time – Shakyamuni Buddha as a Christianized folk saint in medieval Europe! Witness the epic tale of Barlaam and Josaphat come to life in pixelated glory as you mine, build, and battle your way through this wacky adventure. Who knew enlightenment could be so entertaining? So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before!
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PirateCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of living life on the straight and narrow? Do you crave the thrill of breaking the rules without actually breaking them? Then come join our Minecraft server where we embrace the wild side of gaming by using “deprecated” software!Why settle for freeware and abandonware when you can have the exhilarating experience of pirating things instead? Our server is a haven for rebels and renegades who want to live life on the edge (of legality).
Join us for outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a community that thrives on pushing the boundaries of what’s considered acceptable in the Minecraft world. So what are you waiting for? Come aboard and let’s sail the high seas of gaming together!
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ChuggaCraft Minecraft Server
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All aboard the hype train to the craziest Minecraft server in town! Join us and experience the wildest ride of your life as you navigate through our insane world filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs.But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chugga Chugga Express, where players must shout “Choo Choo” after exactly 69 chugga chuggas or face being turned into a block of cheese by our resident cheese-loving Enderman.
So come on down and hop on the Chugga Chugga Express for a rollercoaster of fun and chaos like you’ve never seen before. Just remember, if you hear a faint “toot toot” in the distance, it’s probably just our pet parrot driving the train. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now!
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SobCraft: The Tear-Jerker Server
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Are you tired of watching sad movies and need a break from all the tears? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only tears shed are tears of joy from all the laughter and fun! Our server is so hilarious, even the creepers can’t stop giggling. Trust us, you won’t find a sadder movie on our server than the time a player accidentally punched a pig and it started a full-on pig rebellion against the players. So join us for a good time and leave those sad movies behind!
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BellyButtonCraft
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secondly, our server is home to the legendary blocky unicorn, a majestic creature that roams the land spreading rainbows and glitter wherever it goes. if you’re lucky, you might even be able to ride on its back and soar through the skies.
lastly, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. dance the night away with your friends and show off your best moves while listening to the sickest beats.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience all the wacky and wild adventures that await you! trust me, you won’t regret it.