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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 9063 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 45 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 11 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 10 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Ores Mined: | 9453 |
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